AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZealousMaths · 2020-03-22T01:26:28+00:00

Strange, I don't have the slightest urge to be with anyone.

Oh right, a pandemic is not the time to haul around a liability.

GoodMan_Gone · 2020-03-22T00:44:55+00:00

Can somebody please shame that woman to smithereens?! How dare she, how DARE she? A strong an independent women facing peanuts like THIS!? /s

Red_Liner740 · 2020-03-22T01:44:33+00:00

lol it’s been a week of self quarantine!!! LOL!!! A ducking week and they’re already falling apart. Zero intestinal fortitude or will power.

Tellnone25 · 2020-03-22T02:30:24+00:00

No authority not my reponsibilty.

She better know how to cook, clean, and suck cock superbly or she ain't getting a guy.

We men are dieing from this virus more than women so male scarcity is gonna effect her chances as well.

As they say there are no femenists during a disaster.

Sumfuc · 2020-03-22T03:25:17+00:00

Oh, NOW they need men around? What does a strong, educated, independent woman need with a masculine Man for?

LotBuilder · 2020-03-22T03:36:19+00:00

I have had damn near every women I have talked to in the past two years reach out including the ex wife, they are all looking for a white knight with deep pockets.

wordsforthewind96 · 2020-03-22T01:00:48+00:00

Here’s a tasty piece from Metallica to cheer you up...

“Drink up, shoot in Let the beatings begin, Distributor of pain, Your loss becomes my gain”

ncarolina66 · 2020-03-22T00:58:30+00:00

Yeah, more like someone else to infect.

kayfab · 2020-03-22T04:28:43+00:00

Single for 8 years now fuck that relationship crap does not change a thing for me.

Encrypted587 · 2020-03-22T02:06:34+00:00

She needs a man to provide for her because she is to bone idle to do anything for her self

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-03-22T01:11:42+00:00

Now is a better time than ever to get over one's oneitis.

BrexrSiege · 2020-03-22T05:09:09+00:00

that sub is disgusting lol

softbeats · 2020-03-22T02:04:01+00:00

My daki and I are doing just fine. She always wants to cuddle.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-03-22T04:56:53+00:00

I have had some ex, lover or bad date call me to try to connect almost every day of the past two weeks. It's the opposite situation for men.

laptopdragon · 2020-03-22T04:30:14+00:00

this reminds me of some tv show host (ellen or some name like that) who tweeted she wanted kids b/c she's too bored.

Sorry beotch, people aren't toys.

CHAD_TDK · 2020-03-22T04:50:28+00:00

This is PART I

PART II https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/fmu91y/ahahahahahaha_part_ii/

gmanex · 2020-03-22T06:46:10+00:00

What was that quote regarding a fish and a bicycle again?

TorvaMessorem88 · 2020-03-22T08:23:58+00:00

I think so honey. Us men are currently blowing shit up in Doom Eternal.

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-03-22T10:56:14+00:00

LMFAO. Loving the pandemic so far. Dated this bitch from Brazil - air hostess. Two dates later I realized nah, this is not the girl I want to be with; required too much time and energy. This was four years ago and I honestly forgot she even existed. Recently, messaged me "hi". Her recent status update said that she got sacked. I seenzoned her of course. Lots of bitches going to be losing their jobs.

upgrading2ubermensch · 2020-03-22T05:49:09+00:00

Foids lmao

Libra_Maelstrom · 2020-03-22T05:57:14+00:00

This goes out to my two homies. Thanks for keeping me company during this crisis

truthtawker · 2020-03-22T08:04:42+00:00

don't worry honey the wall is always with, it gets closer every day!

moriarty_056 · 2020-03-22T08:28:14+00:00

What a surprise. She needs an emotional tampon at her disposal.

Mabiana · 2020-03-22T12:35:12+00:00

"Strong and independant " in a nutshell

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2020-03-22T12:54:37+00:00

I literally burst out laughing. It made my day.

Teflon08191 · 2020-03-22T07:33:45+00:00

Trial by fire. Lets see how little they need men when this thing really kicks into full gear 3-6 weeks from now.

silly_birb · 2020-03-22T08:47:01+00:00

She mistook a man for a pet

HiveMindKing · 2020-03-22T08:14:38+00:00

They all feel this lol. They are incomplete alone and nothing can change that.

ghostcel2018 · 2020-03-22T08:16:04+00:00

A BF? Oh... You mean Chad. Sorry he's busy with his harem of 10 women... He has no time for you...

Trail_of_Jeers · 2020-03-22T13:02:45+00:00

Yeah, if the right girl existed, maybe But I am ok on my own.

CeleritySteam · 2020-03-22T15:03:03+00:00

Equality is BTFOing them right now. This is the same thing the average man endures without blinking on normal days.

Kerlongsj · 2020-03-22T15:46:56+00:00

I still live with others and so far, I am more concerned about what to game next. Got a ton of games lined up and I am way more relaxed in gaming now to spend my time.

The whole thing is weird is that right now, the world is going in lockdown. My sister is driving me up the wall cause she is bored.

And me, I got a laptop in the place it was named after, videos to watch, people to chat to and so on.

So far, I'm happy that I'm like this. No girl around and I can go out for a fresh breath.

When you live on the Internet, you get way more better things to see compared to normal news.

CertainCrow1 · 2020-03-22T17:44:16+00:00

Oh god. I wish I was either completely alone right now or just me and the kids. Stuck with someone I was halfway through divorcing and remembering how naggy she could get

Instead of just hunkering down and clearing my backlog it's constant nagging and shaming and taking care of things she refuses to or poorly equipped to for sake of my kids

kaczan3 · 2020-03-22T21:48:13+00:00

Jesus, women really are the worst of the worst sicos. They shit on men daily and then they complain that they;re lonely? Imagine is some serial rapist complained he can't find true love.

phantonymh · 2020-03-22T22:52:55+00:00

You mean where's my emotional tampon cuz all my normal orbiters have left radar range after the social distancing instructions went into effect?

Cestus_Saphrax · 2020-03-23T14:13:22+00:00

I only care about my parents and my kids (living with my ex) during this corona time.

I really appreciate the loneliness with working from homeoffice and playing games or watching movies in my spare time.

I don't miss the nagging of a woman - this is freedom.

The only thing i am missing is that i can't meet my male friends personally. But Skype is working well, too.

TheNoNonsenseMofo · 2020-03-23T18:14:23+00:00

To reiterate: (Thank you to Michael Mann and Bob for showing us the MGTOW way....)

" Neil McCauley: Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner. "

Title	AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Author	TheOnePucnhMan
Upvotes	524
Comments	73
Date	March 22, 2020 12:41 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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Equality is BTFOing them right now. This is the same thing the average man endures without blinking on normal days.