cat lady in training on r/tinder

AyyyGreens · 2018-02-09T04:59:57+00:00

Lol bull piercing

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-02-09T05:36:16+00:00

Being rich is bad for no reason?

Being heterosexual is bad these day? What she wants me to suck dick wtf???

Hunters?? How are we going to eat? this bitch doesn't know how our ancestors survived?? this bitch would be extinct by now..

Sapiosexuals?? ok, she likes stupid people.. I don't blame her.. People like people who are similar to them..

Capitalists?? This bitch is using a smart phone!!! can she guarantee to me that a smart phone would have been invented in a communist economy if capitalism didn't exist??

Soldiers?? Hate the leaders why hate people the followers??? not all soldiers had the opportunity to live a good life without military..

Police officers?? I know some of them are corrupt but does she want to live in a barbaric society or what??

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: no sex.. HAhA who the fuck does this bitch think she is?? Why the fuck would I talk to her if there is no sex at the end?? What does she have to offer???

SWINEHOOVES · 2018-02-09T05:08:44+00:00

Factory installed nose ring, red flag every time. That is one rankle stank hodeo right there.

appserius · 2018-02-09T06:13:54+00:00

Women I dont want to talk to. Those that have fishing lures hanging off their noses

oldfuzzysocks · 2018-02-09T05:05:17+00:00

so basically, you want a dyke with a strapon, not a man with his own opinions.

GenericRanger · 2018-02-09T05:57:49+00:00

Meaning these are all the people she's tried fucking in the past.

Extra_Napkins · 2018-02-09T10:48:39+00:00

“Looking reasonable...” “People who like barbecue sauce.”

Oh fuck you lady. Better buy some litter boxes you old bag.

throwawaypsycho80 · 2018-02-09T10:56:43+00:00

I want sex

I don't really like StarWars; give me StarTrek or Blade Runner instead, I mean real scifi.

I like metal, sometimes.

I am heterosexual

Sapiosexual? wait did she just admit she is dumb ?

2018-02-09T06:51:01+00:00

At least she gives fair warning that she's crazy before you even message her.

miserybollocks · 2018-02-09T07:49:31+00:00

She would put Chad's ballsack in her mouth even if he was a neo nazi stockbroker.

FridgeCape · 2018-02-09T12:36:04+00:00

It would have been much easier if she said what she DOES want. But then again, she's a woman and doesn't know what she wants.

I doubt she has anything to offer besides 2 warm holes, and since she's not putting out she's actually useless.

So why the fuck is she even on Tinder?

AwfulAim · 2018-02-09T08:02:18+00:00

Wtf is a sapiosexual?

bookoftomatoes · 2018-02-09T10:32:11+00:00

Why not soldiers? People who risk their lives for their country aren't worthy of her? Fucking hell, these women are getting dumber exponentially.

78561 · 2018-02-09T04:52:32+00:00

good luck!

ThePanther99 · 2018-02-09T07:28:13+00:00

She wants all of the above lol. When women make lists like these they pretty much are telling you what they want.

ididntsaythatspez · 2018-02-09T11:20:30+00:00

Hunting for your own meat is far and away more ethical than eating meat from any other source. Tired of these intellectually shallow, morally-superior, snobby liberal parrots admonishing hunters while stuffing their faces full of trawled organic sushi.

Teflon0819 · 2018-02-09T11:35:54+00:00

She doesn't like sapiosexuals because she's much too dumb to excite them.

DamnScalper · 2018-02-09T11:54:52+00:00

So she's into midgets, as they're not on her royal princesses list ?

robowriter · 2018-02-09T09:24:03+00:00

I now hate Star Wars.

I want to thank her for putting up so many red flags that anyone with a measure of sanity will run away fast.

W00gy · 2018-02-09T12:45:24+00:00

So many triggers. Can you just imagine how many she hasn't even though of yet. Talk about hard work.

On the plus side she doesn't specify a height requirement. Shorties must be getting boners.

PeonSupreme · 2018-02-09T05:20:23+00:00

That’s either a giant booger or a pull tab, I’m not sure which

realChebz · 2018-02-09T07:32:30+00:00

Was gonna swipe left anyway, that photo says enough

outdatedmeme27 · 2018-02-09T12:12:50+00:00

People who hate coriander.

I could be a poor dumb liberal and dislike a single herb and I wouldn't get a date with this lady.

faggatron0 · 2018-02-09T18:36:01+00:00

why the fuck is she on a dating site?

Mephistov · 2018-02-09T07:36:59+00:00

I really wonder what she likes. Or not, she is just a regular thot on duty.

evilmmm · 2018-02-09T07:45:11+00:00

What an absolutely garbage excuse for a human being. Stupid fucking cunt.

MrBluePill · 2018-02-09T08:11:23+00:00

She looks like the pineapple on pizza type

MrGabogabo · 2018-02-09T08:24:13+00:00

Wtf is wrong with barbeque sauce?!?

NeoClassicalRealist · 2018-02-09T08:42:12+00:00

Most of her list is quite good actually.

DumbBitchAssCuntFag · 2018-02-09T10:46:08+00:00

She doesn’t like barbecue sauce? She is literally Hitler!!!

hodltaco · 2018-02-09T11:05:13+00:00

Dang, I was in the running until the coriander. Blasted coriander!

chasingsnow · 2018-02-09T11:39:31+00:00

ummm....isn't tender about meeting someone of the opposite sex to start a love affair and/or have sex. her first requirement makes no sense. oh wait, that's code. any beta, don't even bother i'm looking for Chad.

The_critical_writer · 2018-02-09T13:01:21+00:00

She must have early Alzheimer's

2018-02-09T13:11:05+00:00

and she would still have her pick of the dicks

Griever114 · 2018-02-09T13:17:49+00:00

"Sapiosexual"

Da fuck?

Seriously, I was forgiving for a time but this shit has got to stop. There are 2 genders. Period. Everything else is a mental health disorder. Yeah, you were born fucked up, you admit to this as well!

None of this "female presenting as male, pre-op, post hormone, is sexually attracted to trees but prefers 6 month old grehounds" latte drinking fuckwads.

your_inner_asshole · 2018-02-09T13:40:07+00:00

Who cares? Women can have any preferences that want, just as we may prefer to avoid batshit crazy bitches.

deplorableinWV · 2018-02-09T13:51:39+00:00

That's the shittiest mask I've ever seen. You can see the zipper right on her nose.

burningrangers · 2018-02-09T13:55:43+00:00

So basically 99% of the western male population with that list. Why the fuck are you even on Tinder to begin with?

Astonedwalrus13 · 2018-02-09T14:22:35+00:00

I'm at least two of those things

maggot_brain79 · 2018-02-09T14:25:32+00:00

Never understood why liberals have such a hate-boner for hunters. They do realize that if they had gotten their way long ago, humanity would be extinct right now, right? Sure, maybe now you can fill up on soy and you don't need meat because rail-thin skinny-fat fucks don't need protein to build muscle, but you couldn't before.

A proficient hunter can take down his prey with one shot or one arrow and it's usually quick and more merciful than any death that ever took place in a slaughterhouse. And up until then, the animal lives in the wild, not in captivity being fed shit to fatten it up. Hunting for sport is fucking stupid, but every subsistence hunter I've ever known has always treated the animal with utmost respect.

HolyMoleyCacao · 2018-02-09T14:46:48+00:00

Which barbecue sauce? Some are better than others.

MGTOWInTraining954 · 2018-02-09T14:49:33+00:00

Translation: i don't like the military, the police and straight people. Basically i hate the only reason i was born, the reason i'm not a slave to some rich foreign guy, and the reason i'm not being robbed and or murdered and more right now. You know, the reasons i'm allowed to express what i do and don't like on a dating app.This also explains why i don't like sapiosexuals/smart people in general. Slowclap. This also shows in the fact i type ppl instead of people, and i didn't capitalize Star Wars ( Also the only reason i like it now is because it got handed over to feminists. )

peaceful_strong_man · 2018-02-09T16:58:55+00:00

OK guys, I can translate this for you:

"If you pass my obvious shit test, and especially if you're a capitalist frat boy and/or a fascist police officer and/or are a rich republican, you can have sex with me."

factitiousfacts · 2018-02-09T17:18:51+00:00

Do you all realize this is obviously satirical. Sapiosexuals? BBQ sauce? Come on.. it’s just supposed to mock the stupid standards that some people put on their tinder profiles

SandwichCutter · 2018-02-09T17:57:50+00:00

men who want sex from me

soldiers

capitalists

...

i sleep

fascists

REAL SHIT?

Blumol · 2018-02-09T18:13:20+00:00

Well, I am weeping uncontrollably over such a tremendous loss. Oh! Woe is me. My life is filled with despair without such a maiden in my life.

based_meme · 2018-02-09T22:50:46+00:00

So she wants a cuck she can peg with her dildo collection.

That's basically what her list of demands reduce to.

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-02-09T23:08:53+00:00

Reee reee reeeeeee look at me I want attention reee reee rreeeead my list looky looky

DatDustDoe · 2018-02-09T23:44:53+00:00

The acronym for them is CLIT. Example in a sentence: "This silly CLIT has impossible standards".

ManIsWalking · 2018-02-10T01:43:37+00:00

That's something I don't get with women's dating profiles. Most of them are just a laundry list of shit they hate or things that I can't be.

Wow bitch, your negativity really gets my dick hard...

ThickFishingLine · 2018-02-10T02:19:55+00:00

This lady looks like she would be very attractive if she dropped the piercing and got a better attitude.

If only her parents thought to think rationally.

New_User1984 · 2018-02-10T04:10:12+00:00

I don’t get it. She wants gay men?

King_Ov_Hell · 2018-02-10T11:19:53+00:00

Is that a bull piercing? That's a red flag already

StoneTempleFlyboy · 2018-02-10T13:13:08+00:00

Where is the fun factor?

Nezborn02 · 2018-02-10T15:54:28+00:00

metalheads :(

Aiwa440 · 2018-02-10T19:08:49+00:00

I sexually identify as a communist, please lemme smash

Aiwa440 · 2018-02-10T19:09:20+00:00

Wazzafak is sapiosexual ?

Title	cat lady in training on r/tinder
Author	jeezusfngcrist
Upvotes	190
Comments	89
Date	February 9, 2018 4:46 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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