Chris Pratt married a ho

Dberp · 2017-10-24T12:57:26+00:00

I guess Chris Pratt couldn't hold frame and demonstrate enough value to keep his 40 year old former CC rider wife interested. His fault, obviously.

throwawaya054 · 2017-10-24T15:08:33+00:00

Wow, she actually lost her virginity to CHAD Burke.

Poor Chris, I hope he makes it through the divorce and doesn't make the mistake of getting remarried.

Let this be a lesson to men who still delude themselves on finding the right woman and/or still think that a woman's sexual history is unimportant.

Chris Pratt is 6' 2'', has a 6-pack, has the looks to be a movie-star, has a net worth of $40 million, and is a world-famous actor. And even he wasn't enough to keep this bitch satisfied.

DO. NOT. GET. MARRIED.

SirTopKekington · 2017-10-24T13:08:14+00:00

He makes about 20 million a movie now after Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic Park, I think he'll be able to move on from his 40 year old post wall slut ex-wife.

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2017-10-24T16:03:28+00:00

The biggest cuck ever has to be Matt Damon. He could've had any woman on the planet but instead he ended up with some middle aged dishrag whore bartender that has 3 kids. What a stupid fuck.

VoxVirilis · 2017-10-24T17:47:18+00:00

Hope Leo DiCaprio takes Chris Pratt under his wing.

mongolian_usa · 2017-10-24T14:23:47+00:00

She actually dated a Chad!

Mgtowaway · 2017-10-24T16:10:59+00:00

Has hypergamy gotten so out of hand that Jurassic Chad couldnt do any better than her? Well im not surprised, seeing as how morbidly obese -2s cruise around on their rascal scooters like nobody less than Christian Grey is good enough for them.

CanadaCurt · 2017-10-24T14:34:19+00:00

Sounds like she was a chameleon ho. I have zero doubt the quality of ass he can get now will dwarf her anyway.

boringcarpets · 2017-10-24T17:02:05+00:00

It's very straight forward - Pratt wasn't that big before, fat idiot on Parks and Rec, Faris was in movies and was the bigger name. Pratt is huge now and she is a nobody

aaronimpact · 2017-10-24T17:34:21+00:00

The most interesting part of her life is all the sex she's had in the past. Not much of an achievement for a woman.

joewhyit · 2017-10-24T14:41:32+00:00

I knew damn well this is what happened when I saw an article saying he was still trying to figure out the timeline of events. It’s like, here’s your timeline; you knocked up a ho, fast forward, she found new dick, left you, then let her new dick become known. Simple as fuck.

LawlessDestiny · 2017-10-24T16:42:10+00:00

Damn, I thought she just played a dumb slut in the movies. Turns out she's an authentic dumb slut.

AgentKruger · 2017-10-24T14:43:48+00:00

She's a hoe for sho.

Hiromant · 2017-10-24T15:32:03+00:00

Look at those pained, dead eyes and that insincere smile. That's what a thousand cock stare looks like. I could tell she was a ho from a single glance but apparently millionaire celebrities can't.

Lelzmao · 2017-10-24T17:40:58+00:00

now he is thinking "man i should have fucked jennifer lawrence when i could" jesus christ in their interview she wanted his d i ck so badly

suckmyjag · 2017-10-24T17:41:33+00:00

She couldn't stand to see him enter his prime years and get starring roles alongside the same younger actresses that replaced her while she fades into obscurity and irrelevance

BokehClasses · 2017-10-24T20:02:44+00:00

TRP will never be able to explain this one.

bad_guy_steve · 2017-10-24T20:10:06+00:00

I heard that he was her betabux, he wasn't famous when they married. He got jacked for movies and she said that she preferred him as chubby one and hopes he will be chubby again.

Then she went back on CockCarousel.

AWALT

pump and dump or monk

DenyHerYourEssence · 2017-10-24T15:37:42+00:00

She’s always been wildly overrated in terms of looks. Pratt is tall, handsome, funny, rich, and famous. All he needs to do is get some mentoring from Leo D. And he’ll be fine.

ChrisBrownApologist · 2017-10-24T16:21:56+00:00

But Chad's life is perfect guys! Women never cheat on him!

Camp_KillYourself · 2017-10-24T16:58:57+00:00

"Anna Faris also admitted that she lost her virginity to her on-and-off boyfriend Chad ..."

It's REAL

Deleted_By_FBI · 2017-10-24T14:51:46+00:00

We he has the right name.

Pratt by name, Pratt by nature...

EDIT:

Why the fuck did he marry that thing?

All he done was boost her confidence as she is clearly ugly as fuck, and make her believe she is some how attractive.

He's an idiot for getting married to that ugly droopy faced skank.

aaronimpact · 2017-10-24T17:45:17+00:00

Never found her the least bit attractive in her Scary Movie days.

TheHandsomeMF · 2017-10-24T22:24:21+00:00

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/chris-pratt-1.jpg?w=669 Don't trust a woman who kisses with eyes open.

Dberp · 2017-10-24T22:33:35+00:00

"Chris was amazing," she says of the time she spent on bed rest during her pregnancy. "He decorated my room with posters and photos and he came to the hospital every night after work with desserts for me and, sometimes, a six-pack of beer for himself, and he'd just sit with me and hold my hand or crawl into bed."

Sounds like he was real piece of shit.

laere · 2017-10-24T16:57:47+00:00

I still don't get why these good looking actors keep getting married.

balancedben · 2017-10-24T19:28:03+00:00

She's gonna keep on creaming and squirting on those cocks till what looks she has left are gone.

tylermagnus · 2017-10-24T19:44:03+00:00

When a man as handsome/charismatic as Chris Pratt gets cheated by a skeleton like her. You know that it does not matter if the guy has money, good looks, treats you with respect.

If a woman wants to cheat she's gonna do it regardless of what you possess, your status or financial situation.

Chris Pratt is gonna bang so much pussy. Every female in hollywood wants a piece of him.

Constant reminder. Marriage is overrated and doesn't do a flying fuck for your happiness.

Helikzhan · 2017-10-24T20:04:03+00:00

Just more proof that holding frame for women is what imbeciles do.

Once on the cock carousel women don't come off.

cleats4u · 2017-10-24T22:47:25+00:00

I sure am glad he can afford to pay her 20k a month to watch his kid for him so he can visit on weekends. This could go on for the next 20years with different men coming and going in through the window and out the back door. I bet he had this all planned. Just part of being a dad you know. Lol.

SnarkyFella · 2017-10-24T17:27:08+00:00

scroll down on that article to the instagram post. she rote a book.

Judah_Earl · 2017-10-24T17:52:43+00:00

She can't leech off his success anymore, so now has to generate attention for herself.

no_gal_friend · 2017-10-24T17:59:12+00:00

Don't watch any of that ho's tv show and movies.

ManIsWalking · 2017-10-24T19:52:35+00:00

She had real issues getting over her irrelevance which was going on just as he was gaining traction in Hollywood. She wasn't even that big of a name, the only thing I know her from was those shitty Scary Movie flicks.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-10-24T20:41:36+00:00

I was very happy for Chris Pratt. Nothing of value was lost, and a ton was gained.

scarymovie2 · 2017-10-24T20:47:23+00:00

Why do these decent looking white actors always wife up skinny stick blonde 5/10 train wrecks?

Freefrombitches123 · 2017-10-25T00:13:43+00:00

He needs someone to show him some mgtow

givecake · 2017-10-25T03:10:03+00:00

When I saw her in scary movie, I knew what she would be like irl..

givecake · 2017-10-25T03:10:44+00:00

She had a boyfriend called Chad ._.

TheLaughingRhino · 2017-10-24T21:59:39+00:00

Branch swinging works both ways, it's just usually never the guy who has the opportunity to pump and dump onto a "better option"

Couple of guys I used to work with ended up working in Hollywood for technical support/security, etc.

As the story goes, Pratt got famous and didn't hold himself back from his opportunities. His wife or soon to be ex wife has/had a drug problem as well.

PEOPLE, not just women, not just men, most will exploit as much as they can get away with in life. It's just not usually the guy who can do it.

In general , a pretty young white blonde (Faris was a natural blonde but dyed her hair black to get the Scary Movie role) in modern times is gonna get rode hard by the time you get to her. It's really hard to find a white woman who is not a THOT. Eastern European blondes are a little different though. I'm not saying AWALT does not apply, AWALT always applies, but the context is usually different. Competition is more fierce in other countries,so the gross entitlement is not the same ( it's different) than in American blondes.

A good person of good character, man or woman, is hard to find period. It's just more women are in a situation to exploit others.

In general, marriage is useless to most men ( you only need it if you want kids or if you have a very specific kind of career like politics) It's even more useless to celebrities.

Celebrities or non celebrities, marriages just don't last. I've never seen it actually work out for both people for the long haul. There's always "something" like a glitch somewhere in the process.

Atrand · 2017-10-25T13:12:46+00:00

why do so many guys feel like they HAVE TO get married? societal influence? peer pressure? brainwashing to the fact where "it's just the thing to do" and "all my friends are doing it, and I feel sad because I'm not"

well in that respect then, I had 2 friends that started to do coke. Maybe I should have started coke then because "omg bro it's so good, it's so fun" and i didnt want to be left behind.

Is that the same logic here? lol

Title	Chris Pratt married a ho
Author	Dberp
Upvotes	135
Comments	93
Date	October 24, 2017 12:52 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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