Cringe

rlh445 · 2018-09-01T12:02:23+00:00

Given the average size of today's Western woman, I would say that this is fairly accurate.

decafbabe · 2018-09-01T09:37:22+00:00

at least the cat is being considerate on which side to exploit

hrm0894 · 2018-09-01T09:32:30+00:00

This would have been funny if I saw it from my bluepilled days.

weag5l · 2018-09-01T10:51:26+00:00

Why is there a giant red boner---- ohhhhhhh.

Joroda · 2018-09-01T12:54:50+00:00

Western women are a stock at the all-time-high and MGTOW are skilled investors.

georgesoyros · 2018-09-01T10:24:45+00:00

Unrelated to MGTOW but some professor said that it's better for couples to have their seperate bedrooms. It keeps their relationship better. I agree with that. Too bad I'm a monk now.

starts crying

cannuckgamer · 2018-09-01T13:09:57+00:00

Hey guys, ever notice how society loves making fun of men or picking/bullying on the guy? In the above pic it just shows how society loves making fun of men. Every.Fucking.Time.

Drugs110 · 2018-09-01T12:14:40+00:00

Why not kick the bitch out of the house and your life permanently? All those things demanded just because vagina. C'mon, it's not like you can't hire escorts, right? Cheaper, much cheaper and at least they're honest.

PerfectNemesis · 2018-09-01T15:03:16+00:00

This looks awful aesthetically. Who the hell would want this abomination in their bedrooms.

ssbmrai · 2018-09-01T11:05:28+00:00

I'll be damned if I share my bed with an animal. Never got the appeal to that. I already don't like sharing a small bed with a woman. More space for me.

Ryzasu · 2018-09-01T13:27:24+00:00

I think this bed cover is actually making fun of this stereotype and the bed is not actually shared like that

EMikaelson · 2018-09-01T15:48:11+00:00

This is why dog is man's best friend. It knows to slee at the end of the bed and keep our feet warm, and in return, receives love and admiration.

Or in the case of a man not in a relationship, it might take its place beside man.

it-does-not-matter69 · 2018-09-01T12:10:31+00:00

Ummm I think the fuck not

IncognitoMaster91 · 2018-09-01T13:13:58+00:00

Cat has the biggest dick on the bed. Kudos.

onbakeplatinum · 2018-09-01T15:26:32+00:00

I have a twin XL and it's the perfect size for me!

yodasmokedweed · 2018-09-01T14:08:24+00:00

Joke's on both of them. This is clearly a male cat. A female cat would sleep on "her" pillow and rebuff all attempts to remove her with claws because AFCALT (all female cats are like that) and then also annex "his" side because.... AFCALT. And here's the obligatory AWALT. You know what? We should just say the whole concept is inter-species.

canyoutriforce · 2018-09-01T13:55:29+00:00

Why is everyone in here so upset about joke sheets?

Zombocom1911 · 2018-09-01T18:20:26+00:00

imagine the smell, imagine being yelled at by her. go to hell.

2018-09-01T13:20:00+00:00

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Concumber · 2018-09-01T14:42:50+00:00

This is a joke...

flee_market · 2018-09-01T14:52:59+00:00

God this shit was real in my last relationship tho.

Evidently she just didn't retain any of her own body heat, which made her like a freaking hot coal in bed so I had to shift away to cool down, and of course she followed me because she was freezing and wanted my body heat. Even called me her "heat rock".

It was cute at first but when you can't even get any space on a California King that's a problem

Helikzhan · 2018-09-02T05:38:39+00:00

Mine is kinda like that. But not "her" rather "theirs" and sometimes I'm in the middle. Sex dolls are the best!

MadeInBeirut13 · 2018-09-01T11:05:44+00:00

Suicide

Schwaggaccino · 2018-09-01T12:49:39+00:00

Don’t be a bitch. If she pushes, I push her ass right off the bed. Either she’ll learn or will sleep on the floor.

GoDuke2018 · 2018-09-01T13:43:17+00:00

No GF no SO, so, I dont GAF. The entire bed is mine. MGTOW always , that is the only sensible path. Save yourself from false rape and poundmetoo claims, save your life.

rlh445 · 2018-09-01T13:47:21+00:00

Not gonna like, those sheets look comfy. Also the, ‘Cat’s Side,’ got a chortle out of me.

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-09-01T14:03:37+00:00

Say, "NO!" to cohabitation.

fritobandito214 · 2018-09-01T16:51:24+00:00

He deserve's this for getting involved with a self absorbed cunt like that.

daniel13324 · 2018-09-01T17:09:44+00:00

Wouldn’t a [california] king bed fix this issue? Or if that doesn’t work, maybe put two of them next to each other. Or would women opt to roll over into your bed and slowly push you off.....? 😂

NotMeUsee · 2018-09-01T17:49:02+00:00

Farhandlir · 2018-09-01T18:07:16+00:00

I have a massive bed that I share with no one, I can roll four times over on each side and not fall off, I literally sink into the super soft mattress and it feels like being in a cocoon.

TensorCalculusGuy · 2018-09-01T18:39:07+00:00

It looks a little bit like a pressure-enthalpy diagram.

BitchesBHating · 2018-09-01T18:45:03+00:00

Pretty accurate map of who benefits from relationship.

BattleBoi0406 · 2018-09-01T18:46:47+00:00

How you set tags on r/MGTOW? I don't see any.

skeletonshorror · 2018-09-01T20:09:29+00:00

The cat is the metaphorical cock in his way💀

Aegis1618 · 2018-09-01T20:32:40+00:00

There's so much space for a cat that maybe the guy should buy a tiger to replace it.
If he's lucky, the tiger might eat the giant woman.

Toolman890 · 2018-09-01T20:52:49+00:00

imagine trying to share that bed anyways. look how small it is.

Kowinsky_NotNice · 2018-09-01T21:17:00+00:00

yikes

AirplaneNote · 2018-09-01T16:46:51+00:00

Who’s brilliant idea was this? More importantly who will be stupid enough to purchase it.

Inferno-_ · 2018-09-01T20:07:20+00:00

Another bitch man not standing up for himself

syd-heich · 2018-09-01T20:37:11+00:00

Cuckold sex duvet. Red side is the carousel not "cat" since it's shaped like a boner. "His side" is to watch in subservience shows how little influence he has over the designated space

crypto_hodlor · 2018-09-02T18:05:40+00:00

oh i get it, cuz shes really fat

SSBM_WyzDM · 2018-09-01T11:58:30+00:00

I prefer it all as my side, and my cat is privileged if he finds space.

VirtualCrackUser · 2018-09-01T13:46:15+00:00

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT MANSPREADING

Swan_in_a_Cage · 2018-09-01T13:47:20+00:00

This is when the man buys a separate bed.

I'd do this even if "happily" married.

Why the fuck do you need to sleep together.

You are already together awake enough.

Fingerblaster007 · 2018-09-01T14:04:34+00:00

You have to really be spineless to allow that to happen

Charlie_Wright8312 · 2018-09-01T15:13:46+00:00

Lol, at least in my house, pets sleep on the freaking floor. Ain't got the patience to share my bed with TWO entitled bitches at the same time. Nah, man.

If you disturb my sleep in any way, BOTH you bitches sleep on the fucking floor.

Harmacc · 2018-09-01T15:20:12+00:00

Just stumbled here from r/all. I didn’t know you guys were a thing. Holy shit, for dudes “going their own way”, you sure do whine and complain about women a lot.

Do you know how non cringe men go their own way?

They decide not to marry, and live their lives doing what makes them happy. They don’t circle jerk in a pity party.

Thotsithinknots · 2018-09-01T13:22:26+00:00

Great! Sorry theres not enough room to sleep but thanks for the sex. See ya!

2018-09-01T12:46:46+00:00

It's shit like this that makes me think the middle east is light years in the future lol

Title	Cringe
Author	DatBoiGames
Upvotes	815
Comments	141
Date	September 1, 2018 9:17 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9c1ri6/cringe/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/cringe.499427 https://theredarchive.com/post/499427

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