Crisis Averted

Exactly_what_I_think · 2020-01-16T23:11:18+00:00

My story::

Took her out to a nice restaurant after desert I got down on one knee with a ring box in my hand.

She screams: yes yes yes

She opens the box "What's this?"

Me: "I got a vasectomy 6 months before fucking you cheating bitch. That is a negative for sperm lab report sample taken 3 days ago."

She slaps me drawing blood.

I call the 911, she runs I file assault charges refuse to pay for her meal so she also dined and dashed.

She showed me pregnant pee stick and I went directly to get a sperm count.

Lots of people told me what I did was shameful including one of the officers. I regret nothing I've done.

JudgementalChair · 2020-01-16T20:55:15+00:00

I dated a girl whose little brother was 8 years younger than us. She swore up and down that her dad had a vasectomy, was using a condom, and her mother was on the pill when they conceived.

I told her there was no way in hell your parents would be using 3 different forms of birth control and still get pregnant, so either A) They are lying to you about it for some reason. B) It was an immaculate conception and your brother is Christ returned. Or C) Your little brother is actually your little half-brother.

About 4 years after we broke up, we found out it was option C. Go figure

Coslin · 2020-01-16T19:54:33+00:00

My appointment is set for next Thursday. Wooo!

licknsuckus · 2020-01-16T23:16:05+00:00

had mine at 28 i am now 49 had three different woman over the years try that shit. so funny and they are so stupid. only thing they bring to the table is pussy and most of them are not that good.

humbleprotector · 2020-01-17T02:42:43+00:00

This has happened to me 3x. Got a vasectomy at age 22. And and I learned from the experience that when you question the chick and she says "I am 1000% sure you are the father" than they are more full of shit than the Tijuana river.

sopherium · 2020-01-16T20:25:01+00:00

Got mine done 2 months ago. I don't have any kids so I was surprised they let me go through with it. Military paid for it. Sitting pretty well now.

BoxofMistakes · 2020-01-16T23:24:45+00:00

It will still confuse the fuck out of her. Show her the evidence of the doctor visit and she still won't change her mind. Women will believe shit even when evidence proves otherwise. It's a bug in the female brain.

Morphs_ · 2020-01-16T21:59:36+00:00

Any possible side effects? I've thinking about it, but it also feels like a scary thing. It's it bad to block that sperm tube? What about hormonal levels, sex drive, testosterone, ability to build muscle, etc. All things I'm wondering about.

BoredToDeathx · 2020-01-17T00:16:02+00:00

Got mine at 23. So happy.

Timdeuces · 2020-01-17T01:45:10+00:00

Why get one when you could just not fuck girls?

martianlonewolf · 2020-01-17T04:29:53+00:00

Destruction 1000

2020-01-16T22:37:22+00:00

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Itisoutthere · 2020-01-18T00:12:04+00:00

Had weird discussion with "friends" about vasectomy.

Only some understand the deep and fullfilling feeling of pure freedom.

Even if you get older like me its a huge risk .....

the1greenwire · 2020-01-17T03:53:26+00:00

They can reverse themselves... but ok

Title	Crisis Averted
Author	thyknek
Upvotes	681
Comments	107
Date	January 16, 2020 7:27 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/epo6gi/crisis_averted/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/crisis-averted.376421 https://theredarchive.com/post/376421

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