Excuse me bitch

JohnBravo9990 · 2018-08-30T14:29:34+00:00

Damn that guy really lays down the law on his bitch.

owninfools007 · 2018-08-30T15:08:28+00:00

Write “OK”, and don’t clean them. Watch her fucking explode.

liquid_socks · 2018-08-30T14:38:25+00:00

No sex...with her.

SaltTax · 2018-08-30T15:20:10+00:00

No sex for a month

Obviously not married if that's a legitimate threat.

cryptotim70726 · 2018-08-30T16:17:18+00:00

My reply: No sex for a month= no money for a month.

FreeOfK · 2018-08-30T15:39:14+00:00

Fine by me. I'd masturbate and shoot my load on the dishes.

Unthotful · 2018-08-30T14:30:58+00:00

Flashbacks to my marriage. Doing household chores after a day at work for just a chance at starfish sex. And last month doing the dishes was enough, this month you have to do laundry too. A giant shit test I failed miserably. Damn, I don't miss it, not a bit.

Ohboohoolittlegirl · 2018-08-30T14:54:00+00:00

Clean the fucking dishes or no allowance for a month..

redbeardedberserker · 2018-08-30T14:02:03+00:00

Millions of women in the world. I wouldn't ever do the dishes again if I saw that shit.

mongolian_usa · 2018-08-30T14:33:43+00:00

He'd of been better off if he never married her, hired a maid to do the dishes, and if she's any kind of hot, have sex with her instead

rebuildingMyself · 2018-08-30T14:44:16+00:00

My last ex was the slob, not me. So glad we never lived together.

ovrload · 2018-08-30T14:17:18+00:00

So it’s true, they only can use their vagina to get what they want 🤔

Rescuedbeta · 2018-08-30T15:54:51+00:00

I hate broken dishwashers.

CodeDaniel · 2018-08-30T15:30:54+00:00

Retarded cuck deserves this

squidracer · 2018-08-30T17:55:56+00:00

My ex tried that. I told her if she didn't put out i would find someone who would. Put a stop to that nonsense pretty quick

Rdt767 · 2018-08-30T19:44:26+00:00

From my experiences, women are usually way worse about cleaning up after themselves. I used to know a lesbian couple, their house was such a mess it was almost uninhabitable. Like you literally had to keep your shoes on because the floor was so dirty.

FreshNothingBurger · 2018-08-30T17:48:40+00:00

hi-ho, hi-ho, off to a whore I go...

mgtow-zen · 2018-08-30T15:45:08+00:00

Have to send her a thank you card, and offer to do the dishes anyway.

As long as she keeps her promise we don't have to have sex for a whole month. ;)

kwankiller · 2018-08-30T18:17:10+00:00

No biggie. It's not like you can't find another one to fuck. Stupid bitches think they got the lockdown on everything I guess.

BottleCap-SnackTrap · 2018-08-30T21:46:31+00:00

I love it when women throw in sex as a weapon towards us. They really underestimate that most of us have went years and years of not having sex. Plus sex is overrated and temporary in general.

GoDuke2018 · 2018-08-30T18:32:44+00:00

Why the fuck do.men out up with this shit? No shortage of blue oill simps

mcros85 · 2018-08-30T19:34:22+00:00

If the sex wasn't that good anyway then what's the point.

wvchilling · 2018-08-30T19:46:08+00:00

Okay, I'll just go bang your sister

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B · 2018-08-30T21:43:37+00:00

Women withholding sex to get something should be an instant breakup. Threats in general are not a healthy way to communicate.

westnblue · 2018-08-30T16:23:23+00:00

al bundy? i can hear peggy voice right now

her_958_resistors · 2018-08-30T19:12:32+00:00

This is sexual abuse according to the Duluth Model, yes? Use it as a get out of jail free card and divorce her.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-08-30T17:00:12+00:00

id change the locks on the house.

bama79rolltide · 2018-08-30T17:40:52+00:00

Just get it somewhere else.

NotLuceBree · 2018-08-30T18:07:46+00:00

"Maybe not from you"

Then don't do them.

Ipride362 · 2018-08-30T19:07:33+00:00

Why are there dishes? I use paper plates.

GeekofFury · 2018-08-30T19:24:37+00:00

Good! Your pussy's stank anyway.

I'll sleep on the couch, too! I can build a pillow fort. It will be an adventure. No girls allowed in my new pillow fort.

AntiAbleism · 2018-08-30T19:21:50+00:00

I’ll walk away. Fuck that shit.

rooster-one4 · 2018-08-30T20:18:59+00:00

My ex tried that, I didn't sleep with her for damn near a year...she didn't understand that she doesn't make the rules on when I get to use my own equipment....I'd let her know I beat off every morning, and when I got back from work and done doing all the things around the house that 'was just too much for her to cope with'.

pocket_rat · 2018-08-30T20:30:45+00:00

Yeah. That could mean she’s getting sex elsewhere anyways. Using you for a place and money probably. Don’t move in with them and don’t let them in. If I want freaking dishes sitting there for a month don’t worry about it. GTFO.

Syc254 · 2018-08-30T19:01:27+00:00

Sometimes between hobbies, and money earning ventures I feel the need for sex. This threat wouldn't work on me she better look for a simp cuck. Not that my sex drive is low just that its the least of my priorities.

dbdplayer · 2018-08-30T19:25:48+00:00

He should put a sticker next to it, ''cleaning them only when i want to and if you give me no sex for a month---->you get no money for a month'' i wonder what would be her next sticker....

TheRabbitTunnel · 2018-08-30T19:38:17+00:00

If he does the dishes, shes not gonna wanna have sex with him anyway. May as well say "clean the dishes, and no sex for a month"

imthetaxman826 · 2018-08-30T19:58:32+00:00

That's bullshit. Clean them yourself.

We had a rule in our house....first one home does the dishes.

It really worked. Ah, simplicity.

oneofchaos · 2018-08-30T20:08:02+00:00

Wonder what happens when he doesn't clean the regular dishes?

DnDTerror · 2018-08-30T20:14:33+00:00

And then they break up because he or/and she cheated.

MenGoingTOWin · 2018-08-30T22:28:31+00:00

No sex with you for a month. That means you'll lose your monthly starfish. She's still fucking Chad every other day while you're at work.

ArmaniDiamonds · 2018-08-30T22:47:18+00:00

That's funny. That she thinks shes the only one. Get to stepping, this is my house. Not yours!

guzman_hemi · 2018-08-30T23:05:55+00:00

Jokes on her, ill get a blowie at the club lol

Crowiii · 2018-08-30T23:42:58+00:00

Sex is not a form of payment.

If you're gonna be a prostitute in the house, you can leave and be one outside.

Iamverydrunknow · 2018-08-31T00:10:10+00:00

fuck the clean dishes for sex

SleepyMethHead · 2018-08-31T00:48:02+00:00

I’d clean the dishes and decline sex from her until she dumps me. Take the power away from the pussy.

zibnafNL · 2018-08-31T06:23:42+00:00

Fine sex like that isn't fun anyway, it like paying for something but now I have to pay what i give for free and with love off expect the same back, if I wanted to pay for sex I just order a hooker but I sure in hell wouldn't marry one so what are you a loving wife or a hooker, choose wisely a one will be the wife one will go back to the streets again...

I'll be in the other roo. Waiting for my wife to F*CK my brains out with love and for free,the hooker can't leave I don't need her services as anymore. !!!!!

TheSecondLesson · 2018-08-31T02:02:41+00:00

Clean the dishes and then go fuck someone else.

Title	Excuse me bitch
Author	pillblqck
Upvotes	270
Comments	81
Date	August 30, 2018 2:00 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/9bjv2u/excuse_me_bitch/
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