Seriously, you can find the perfect woman who is also your best friend and have a happy, fulfilling life too.

Not all women are like that and anyone can find the right person for them if they keep an open heart and are open to love.

They can also find themselves divorce raped, cheated on, cuckholded without their knowledge and in involuntary financial slavery for 18 years.

Also, they can lose their home, be hit with a domestic violence charge that professionally cripples them for life, or even better, maybe they will meet a lovely women who will get impregnated by another man and try to dupe them into taking responsibility.

Yes, finding a unicorn is possible and so is winning the Powerball, having a number 1 selling record, or finding buried treasure. That doesn't mean the chances are very good. I personally think buying lottery tickets or putting $5,000 on a single number on a game of roulette are probably safer bets than getting married or cohabitating.

Not all women are like that, but even the NAWALT unicorn princess can be a wolf on disguise. Chances are probably higher that the unicorn turns into a monster within a couple years or less. Be weary, gentleman. Be very weary.