From /r/ImGoingToHellForThis

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-05-09T14:16:25+00:00

Being a fat ugly slut is free.

Being a fat ugly stud is not impossible, just really expensive!

NovaSociete · 2019-05-09T16:04:08+00:00

Men are not, never have been, and never will be, attracted emotionally to sluts. We may want to fuck them a couple of times, but in terms of love, it feels like she lost a sexual game of musical chairs, and couldn't find any more dicks to land on. Biologically, it makes sense - a man who loves promiscuous women leaves himself wide open to cuckoldry, becoming an absolute failure genetically. No wonder why we have an instinctive disgust towards them. Even disregarding cuckoldry, scientific studies have shown that marriages with less promiscuous partners are stabler and happier. We are completely right to worry turning a hoe into a housewife will backfire on us. Women do not understand this because they are turned on by "players". The slut vs stud double standard would disappear if women stopped fucking studs.

We hate thinking that our love, the one we spend our time and resources into, was fucking around with all sorts of scumbag douchebros while we were studying our ass off for the next big test. But in the year of our lord 2019, we are not allowed to have preferences anymore. We NEED to put a wedding ring around Chad's used goods. We NEED to love the strong, independent, non-submissive woman. We NEED to think big is beautiful. Meanwhile, women go hogwild with the highest of standards to enter their pussy. Not 6'2''? PASS! Make 30,000 a year? PUH-LEEZE! Lack an extreme amount of confidence? KILL YOURSELF! Women will always wail about the shy, awkward nerd who thinks he is "entitled" to sex...but then immediately show they think they're entitled to a relationship.

Its just yet another double standard in our Gynocracy. A woman with a hundred standards is empowered. A man with even one is a misogynist.

Ironically, while bitching about the strict gender role of maintaining their hymen (metaphorically. We get it, hymens can break on their own, feminists. We already heard you the first 42 times, so you can shut up now), there is absolutely no complaints about the gender role of giving the diamond. Y'know, the piece of carbon dug by poor/enslaved Africans marked up the ass for romantic suckers? Nor are there complaints about showering the bride-to-be with a $30,000 wedding. Isn't it unfair that such an expensive, romantic gift is almost never given to the husband? Do you even love him? If we want to be modern and progressive, I think we should abolish both the demand for chastity and the demand for an expensive wedding!

...Said no woman ever. What? She needs something to post onto Instagram. The only way you can show your love is take a financial facial. Women's gender roles have been expanding rapidly, while men's have been forced into a tighter box, as women now get to reward hypermasculine men without penalty. And you're still expected to wed her after Keith finds a more interesting set of tits.

In my opinion, if women want to be treated like a princess on their wedding day, they should act like a princess. And the princess shouldn't be fucking the farmboy, the knight, the kitchen chef, and visiting sheikh. Women who manage to keep their virginity deserve diamonds and lavish weddings. Perhaps we should have a sliding scale. One partner? Rubies and a hotel getaway. Two? Cubic ziconia and a farmhouse wedding. Three? Quartz and a Las Vegas courthouse.

I can imagine that if one of you ever marry (only after severe changes in divorce law), That you want a woman as close to a virgin as possible. WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU DUMB CUNTS!? The intense shaming that attacks men's basic attractions just proves that Western women of this generation are unmarriageable. They'd rather call you a fat, bigoted neckbeard than acknowledge the truth we knew since Biblical times. I wouldn't want such a creature shining my shoes, let alone sleeping beside me every night.

So remember:

NoHymenNoDiamond PoppedCherryWontMarry ASlutOnlyGetsMyNut

DegenerateCPA · 2019-05-09T15:18:52+00:00

Pre-cucked Jim Jeffries made some good points.

lucajones88 · 2019-05-09T15:11:58+00:00

Yo fuck this guy tbh, nothing worse than watching someone turn into a cuck for fame.

TheRabid · 2019-05-09T14:03:35+00:00

How the mighty have fallen...

I don’t think he’s made that type of joke on TV nowadays...

SnapKreckelPop · 2019-05-09T15:29:52+00:00

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Throwaway_wat_do123 · 2019-05-09T14:38:17+00:00

Too bad he become an ultra-leftist cuck piece of shit in record time.

Notice how most of the former no-bullshit comedians immediately turned cuck when the media started their war on men?

Once it stops being in Vogue to hate men, you should never welcome these people back on stage ever.

KasperBrasse · 2019-05-09T14:42:40+00:00

He's right here but he's been going down hill ever since his show started. Editing interviews etc... he's become the one thing he swore to destroy and it's shit to learn this as a fan of him.

fat_lesbians_lul · 2019-05-09T15:42:00+00:00

ironically enough the guy is a hyperleftist megacuck now

feelsbadman his shows used to be funny

Scipio_Amer1canus · 2019-05-09T15:59:21+00:00

You know what my cunt of an ex would say which led me to my own conclusion of things.

"I have a pussy, and a mouth".

Who fucking cares? Is that your calling in life to fuck a different guy every other week? To be known as the town slut who is so promiscuous that you fear dating locals because of your history? That this guy would know that guy, and you fucked a close friend of his?

She really thought she had one up on me because she's accustomed to receiving the pussy pass throughout her entire life I guess.

I told her an education is more important than having a pussy and a mouth...lol. She was so ignorant that all I can do is laugh about it now. Who even talks like that except whores?

Red_Pill_Philosopher · 2019-05-09T14:35:19+00:00

Facts.

MuleFool42 · 2019-05-09T14:43:01+00:00

LOL. Truth.

BadassGT-CS · 2019-05-09T15:31:10+00:00

Well stated.

FuxxYoCouch · 2019-05-09T16:41:30+00:00

Going to hell for rational logic? 🤷🏻‍♂️

surfingjesus · 2019-05-09T15:51:18+00:00

This says a lot more about men's standards than women's honestly

minimumfluff31415 · 2019-05-09T20:54:17+00:00

I always said it this way: a key that opens a lot of locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by a lot of keys is a shitty lock.

robowriter · 2019-05-09T21:16:27+00:00

Extreme Aussie libtard anti-mgtow. Not this statement, him.

brockbridges540 · 2019-05-09T21:31:50+00:00

Totally.

In countries with legalized prostitutes, regular women have to earn their place in jobs, families, etc. I bet there's way fucking less paternity fraud too.

2019-05-09T23:25:14+00:00

Thank you! I can't stand when women say this is a double standard. It's completely different because women have it easy when it comes to dating and just casual hook ups. They don't have to lift a single finger to get some but a man has to have everything in order and then some, and the girl still has to think about it so yes if a man fucks a lot of women, he's a stud or "alpha" or whatever word you're comfortable using to describe a man like that. All women have to do is wear a little bit of make up, even if they're ugly as fuck or average and have the personality of a shit rock. All they have to do is just walk out the door and guys will thirst over them for sex. Even when it comes down to the actual sex, all they have to do is just lay there and take the dick so from the beginning step to the end, it's easy but for men, we have to do all of the work, including the sex itself so yes it's an accomplishment.

AlphaBearMode · 2019-05-10T01:04:34+00:00

This shit is so true... Actually a really good point I've never thought of

COLDSPIRIT325 · 2019-05-10T19:55:05+00:00

a vagina is a hole....it can satisfy most penises...a penis comes in different shapes and sizes...and not all satisfy the same woman...so ita def. Harder to be a stud...

Black-Barron · 2019-05-09T19:50:01+00:00

If he wasn’t such an “anti gun beta cuck” I’d probably give a shit about what he has to say. I use to find this man funny, until he started pushing politics into his comedy. If you push your personal beliefs or political opinions onto others, then you’re a piece of shit.

kaldariaq · 2019-05-09T14:45:03+00:00

Bwahaha, couldn't of put it better myself.

ShadowT12 · 2019-05-09T15:32:49+00:00

He aint goin to hell, that brother's going straight to arab heaven (70 virgins for eternity)

kma625 · 2019-05-09T15:56:18+00:00

This man is a lying, backstabbing piece of shit.

MisterInspector · 2019-05-09T15:56:30+00:00

Exactly. This shouldn't be shocking. But we all know an average third wave feminist would ree about this.

ockhams-razor · 2019-05-09T15:58:27+00:00

This is very true.

I want to, but I can't share this... I'd get crucified by literally everyone.

six-twosix · 2019-05-09T16:17:36+00:00

I'm so quoting this...

GuyAtHisDesk · 2019-05-09T16:33:16+00:00

Hahaha. True story.

NoThirst · 2019-05-09T16:55:05+00:00

Hey guys its COLOMBIA. ...and yes their women are gorgeous.

Giraph2k · 2019-05-09T17:13:54+00:00

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

fuckoffplsthankyou · 2019-05-09T18:32:42+00:00

Truth detected.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-05-09T18:58:53+00:00

So freaking true!!!!

Kyu-senpai · 2019-05-09T19:47:57+00:00

*slow clap

kew05gp · 2019-05-09T20:12:42+00:00

1000%

754346777311467888 · 2019-05-09T21:11:19+00:00

Jim Jefferies

byter2302 · 2019-05-09T21:21:41+00:00

Wrong. Ron. Fucking. Jeremy

cantseemeatall · 2019-05-09T21:48:57+00:00

Technically he’s correct.

Indubitably_Confused · 2019-05-09T21:58:20+00:00

That's witty.

haydout · 2019-05-09T22:07:05+00:00

eh but that's men's fault for being so desperate and fucking anything with a hole. all humans enjoy having sex so idk why anyone should be shamed for it

SSPXarecatholic · 2019-05-09T22:35:32+00:00

This feels wrong but I cant explain why

voshler · 2019-05-09T23:22:11+00:00

Earn in dollars then come to Brazil. You get like 4 reais (our coin) for every dolar. If you come with like, 2k, you have 8k cash and thats one hell of a week with the women you want. All of em will be down.

anonymousjerkinh · 2019-05-09T23:36:29+00:00

why am i getting this as a notification for trending i only went to this sub once

LucasMHD · 2019-05-09T23:50:00+00:00

Oh man, remember when Jim Jefferies was actually funny? Good times...

t0pcheeze · 2019-05-10T03:17:24+00:00

Jim Jeffries is a major tool

Devpressed · 2019-05-10T03:36:36+00:00

And also it’s about our biological roles more than anything.

Men are supposed to compete with other men to spread their seed as much as possible.

Women are supposed to be picky and choose only the men with the best genetics to pass on to their offspring.

A “stud” is one who’s successful at his biological role, a “slut” is one who’s going completely against it.

ViktorCage · 2019-05-10T04:45:44+00:00

To be a stud, most of all you have to win the genetic lottery.

Second, you must have good genetics and put some muscle mass. Then the bitches will flock around you. There is no bullshit tricks, no magic in the world of dating. The most handsome guys get laid very easily, but not as easy as a 6 girl.

shopinhower · 2019-05-10T06:36:40+00:00

Why the fuck would someone go to hell for saying that? It’s absolutely true, and EVERYBODY knows it is.

User-31f64a4e · 2019-05-10T16:51:49+00:00

Jim Jeffries is much more cucky now.

sritty · 2019-07-24T19:07:42+00:00

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