Funny, yet genius.

trppisdying · 2018-10-28T20:13:34+00:00

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Magnar96 · 2018-10-28T20:36:20+00:00

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fruitofthefallen · 2018-10-29T02:09:14+00:00

They just did a sting operation near me where they found an underground sperm donation scheme happening. There is this couple in this rich neighbourhood where this dude with perfect genes would jerk into a condom and sell it to other woman married to ugly rich dudes in the neighbourhood. It turns out the guy fathers like 17 kids/soon to be kids in like a 50 km radius of where he lives lol

HarveyWeinstein1 · 2018-10-29T00:58:20+00:00

I am never getting married.

2018-10-28T21:50:40+00:00

Holy shit. Emerging market right here. Get out in front of this one. Make the service less than the support and it sells itself.

You think they give a second thought / have a conscience about fuckery or State coersion? Machiavelli has something to say.

anticultured · 2018-10-29T00:36:25+00:00

Why would anyone support this. I don't want to pay for Cleetus's little shit with tax money.

If he had the foresight bad enough to give some random a cream filling he can deal with the aftermath.

verynormalsimple · 2018-10-29T02:16:14+00:00

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squishles · 2018-10-29T02:59:12+00:00

when the paternity test still come back positive tho

Atton_Risk · 2018-10-29T04:40:31+00:00

That smart son of a bitch

Whitey98 · 2018-10-29T04:12:07+00:00

We need a new sub so men can post a selfie and discover their doppelgänger.

op266 · 2018-10-28T22:21:18+00:00

Give this man the nobelpeaceprize seriously he really needs it!

davisyoung · 2018-10-29T03:21:54+00:00

There's this diner I go to occasionally and one time the waitress mistook me for one of her regulars. Apparently the resemblance is uncanny. Maybe I'll have to look this guy up.

ztsmart · 2018-10-29T03:43:24+00:00

how did he get caught though??

InformalCriticism · 2018-10-28T23:19:55+00:00

If I could turn back time...

khateebxtreme · 2018-10-29T01:22:53+00:00

Illusion 100

pistolplinko · 2018-10-29T10:26:01+00:00

Archer.

pimpthedragon · 2018-11-01T13:19:54+00:00

I don't know the full context of this, but holy fuck what an absolute shit. Wrap up your dick m8 if you don't wan't to pay child support

2018-10-28T23:15:48+00:00

that would be 10000x cheaper...

CuckFestus1616 · 2018-10-28T23:15:58+00:00

That’s my boy!

Paratam1617 · 2018-10-29T01:14:01+00:00

Absolute MADLAD.

Noogisms · 2018-10-29T01:17:56+00:00

This reminds me of so many things my twin and I have accomplished, together (as one)...

robowriter · 2018-10-29T02:02:02+00:00

Set up photographic evidence. Some DNA here; some DNA there. Not the Bill Clinton dress but souvenir panties left behind. Is this your brand Ms Blahblah? It was a wild night of wanton sex. Whose to say?

But a case of mistaken identity that's better.

verynormalsimple · 2018-10-29T05:08:04+00:00

This could have a lot more uses than simply faking DNA tests, Imma find my own doppleganger

verynormalsimple · 2018-10-29T05:26:51+00:00

I still can't understand how they caught him. They supposedly tested the mother of his earlier 2 kids, but that can't prove anything on its own.

First why would they keep taking DNA tests of other unrelated people after the first clearly showed he wasn't the father (as it was the dopplegangers DNA).

Second, if they then decided to take his 2 existing kids DNA's also (which is already weird and unwarranted) what would that really prove if they came fake ? Certainly it's much more likely and common than women have affaires and lie about the paternity (something like 18% of families are like that in the USA).

Third: Since it makes absolutely no sense to test the mother of his 2 earlier kids without testing the kids I'll assume they tested the kids first. But even then, this test does prove that the mother of the kids is actually the mother, but what was the hypothesis at this point ? That the hospital was so incompetent that they switched their kids twice which made the father not match with the kid ? And even then, after the test came positive for the mother and her kids, again, WHY ON EARTH DID THEY ASSUME THERE WAS A DOPPLEGANGER INSTEAD OF JUST RESORTING TO THE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER WHICH IS, THE MOTHER OF THE 2 EARLIER SONS HAD AFFAIRES.

Mchooofer · 2018-10-29T16:17:19+00:00

Fucking genius

9_line07-15 · 2018-10-29T18:03:49+00:00

LMFAO! Brilliant!

2018-10-29T23:31:09+00:00

That’s a fantastic idea

SuperDevton112 · 2018-10-30T02:46:31+00:00

The absolute madman!

pravum_vitiosus · 2018-11-16T18:42:53+00:00

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2015/06/15/dad-sent-look-alike-to-dna-test-to-avoid-paying-child-support-5246927/amp/

1nfinitus · 2018-11-24T18:43:12+00:00

PLOT TWIST: the look-a-like has been sleeping with his wife the whole time and is the father.

Title	Funny, yet genius.
Author	TheReidman
Upvotes	1229
Comments	97
Date	October 28, 2018 7:55 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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