It's Simp day.

CIAC50 · 2018-02-14T11:13:29+00:00

It's a business. There's a special day for just about everything all designed to tax Simps.

ProyektZ · 2018-02-14T12:33:43+00:00

Yep, bout to hit the gym then go chill at the animal shelter for a few hours, fuck Valentine's aka "Retailers wet dream" day.

Edit: And for some reason I woke up unbelievably happy today, our gut knows Valentine's day is bullshit, follow your gut gentlemen, I feel sorry for all the men out there scrambling just to buy their girl ANYTHING so she won't break up with his simp ass LOL

curiousssherlock · 2018-02-14T09:13:52+00:00

Who cares.

Usuqamadiq · 2018-02-14T10:09:24+00:00

Post passive aggressive Happy Chinese New Year on your social media if you still have it and watch the hamstering begin. Grab a beer and enjoy. Bonus round: remind them 1 Billion Chinese celebrating is more important than 150 million fat American women getting chocolate and roses.

RedPillMGTOW · 2018-02-14T12:15:08+00:00

Wrong. It´s MGTOW day.

TheRuralJuror918 · 2018-02-14T12:32:05+00:00

My MGTOW (Malentines) day will consist of watching cow's at work get overpriced gifts from their blue pill slaves and white knights. I will enjoy the day doing actual work and reading reddit posts safe in the knowledge that i'm free of this bullshit day and have the saved money to prove it.

_Hachiman_Hikigaya_ · 2018-02-14T08:22:33+00:00

Today must be declared as a "black day" and anyone who celebrate or buy gift's for women should be put in jail.

SnarkyFella · 2018-02-14T12:25:35+00:00

Keep that money and pay yourselves. Kill debt or Invest.

zRaXcPk · 2018-02-14T16:25:19+00:00

I've always found v day to be a bullshit holiday. 6 weeks after Xmas and women expect men to take them out to eat, buy flowers, and feed their fat, soon to be diabetic asses chocolates just for a chance to sniff their crotch wounds.

SpayAndNeuterUrPets · 2018-02-14T15:39:36+00:00

I thought we were calling it "Vagina Christmas".

nghia4007 · 2018-02-14T10:00:37+00:00

I sent a message to 2 "declared single" female friend and wish them have lots of chocolate and rose. Just for fun

MonMag · 2018-02-14T14:49:07+00:00

Anyone ever go out to bars to watch the shit show today? I could use some light entertainment.

2018-02-14T13:09:06+00:00

all my coworkers rushing to buy flowers instead of paying their debts lol that's valentines' for you. No thanks!

kayfab · 2018-02-14T12:30:00+00:00

Wonder who is the idiot that invented that st valentine shit, i remember ECW pro wrestling had a PPV called St Valentine day massacre hahahaha

Malefactor82 · 2018-02-14T14:41:46+00:00

i paid off a credit card, now i will have a small raise with 1 less bill to pay. happy valentines lol

HaveSumOfDeez · 2018-02-14T16:23:50+00:00

Gonna be some really pathetic simps professing their love via Facebook status update today. Some of my favorite hate reading.

Official_RCLE · 2018-02-14T16:46:44+00:00

I bought a new game for my Switch. Also will hit gym today after work and then make myself a nice dinner. For myself. My favorite person :)

WhistlingAlong · 2018-02-14T17:16:25+00:00

Meanwhile as an mgtow....

Million-Suns · 2018-02-14T17:46:38+00:00

I honestly can't believe they fall for this shit every year.

Brainwashing is a very powerful tool.

DarwinianKEKistani · 2018-02-14T16:23:53+00:00

Correct. Visited bodybuilding sub this morning and found the post of a slut on top.

Griever114 · 2018-02-14T21:17:26+00:00

As usual, it's about money. The thots are roped into believing that fake holidays mean something. Just like they were told by Dr beers that yp u NEED a diamond ring.

The thots keep commerce going.

Remember, men pay 73+% of the taxes. Women do most of the spending.

FOLLOW THE MONEY IDIOTS!

cheapmichigander · 2018-02-14T22:27:54+00:00

It's my birthday today. Women hate it cause It's my day and I'm the one who's supposed to get gifts.

FreeManIsFrank · 2018-02-14T17:12:51+00:00

I honestly can't believe they fall for this shit every year.

Simps don't stop simping. It's not just one day. It's every day of the year. Also, on leap years, simps get extra happy because they can simp an extra day.

MexicanMGTOW · 2018-02-14T22:34:00+00:00

I remember I bought some girl a 100$ bouquet of flowers . Glad my simp days are behind me

coinbaserep · 2018-02-14T21:51:53+00:00

I celebrate Valentine’s Day with my wife by cooking a nice filet mignon and a baked potatoe and some wine

Jokingly texted her this morning and asked if she wanted gold or diamonds for vday

She replied diamonds baby.

The only thing your getting is Me and that’s worth more than diamonds.

She replied “she is babe “

I think she might be only only women not wrapped up in the materialism of vday

I don’t celebrate with gifts or cards

Our first vday celebration a long awaited Xbox game was released same day. I spent most of the evening playing it while she cooked us dinner

That was 16 years ago

stuhnt · 2018-02-14T14:03:47+00:00

I know right fuck valentines day.

balancedben · 2018-02-14T17:11:06+00:00

simps will all be buying tons of flowers and candy for bitches that rarely give them any poontaine. lol

Daflique · 2018-02-14T18:51:43+00:00

Thanks Snarky. I’ll look into that subreddit.

The__Lion · 2018-02-14T20:33:46+00:00

Simps will simp

Aligator237 · 2018-02-15T01:50:40+00:00

Lmao easy.

Buy dirt cheap candy and chill at home without a woman screaming about it.

nunhgrader · 2018-02-14T15:48:27+00:00

That it is!

PapaMGTOW · 2018-02-14T22:01:14+00:00

Male Mother Need Is a 7 Headed Hydra of a b1tcH for some!

2018-02-15T02:56:13+00:00

My standard used to be three dozen roses, German chocolates, and a teddy bear. I saved a lot of money this year and bought BurstCoin instead. I have a feeling that’ll pay out more 🤤

Flugzeug113 · 2018-02-15T04:01:16+00:00

I played some Dungeons & Dragons with my buddies at school, and on my way home I stopped at the store to pick up some things to make for dinner. All I saw were guys who looked like they were miserable staring at the flowers in the super market, trying to pick them out, and a bunch of women dragging their men around outside.

I couldn't help but to let out a shit-eating grin because it feels so good not to have to worry about it. Instead of wasting all of that money on some worthless gifts? I invested it.

OGMGTOWNER · 2018-02-15T11:51:53+00:00

I saw a news article that said that the average expenditure on V day is $140. Shit that's a lot of money to just waste on nothing

Title	It's Simp day.
Author	qvisel
Upvotes	302
Comments	73
Date	February 14, 2018 7:30 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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