kill me now

theWillpowerEngine · 2017-04-06T21:53:32+00:00

If I recall correctly from the last time I saw this, her code doesn't even work correctly. I think it returns 5 when you pass two equal values to it or something.

Essara · 2017-04-06T22:18:43+00:00

Just by doing a quick look at her code....

There is no case for when (a==b), so when that happens, a "5" will get returned.

Also as a teacher, she would have been docked marks for the "else if (a>b && b<a)" as this is the same logic and a waste of code.

Swordeater · 2017-04-06T23:45:52+00:00

And the guy's code is a slightly modified version of the very brilliant solution to calculating inverse square root in far less time than other solutions of the time.

float Q_rsqrt( float number ) { long i; float x2, y; const float threehalfs = 1.5F; x2 = number * 0.5F; y = number; i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck? y = * ( float * ) &i; y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration // y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed return y; }

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feedmecarrots · 2017-04-07T04:09:50+00:00

What kills me is that all the girls are so supportive of the girl's code, without understanding it.

derp_derpington · 2017-04-06T22:03:09+00:00

"This is why more women should get into coding"

slappydapussy · 2017-04-06T22:13:08+00:00

I wonder what the responses would be if you were to switch the two titles so they thought the left was by a girl. I'm betting that their responses are conditioned by thinking women are goddesses so they would like whichever they thought was written by one. I guess they would just say it was concise, and brilliant. <- Just like a woman.

TheExSexOffender · 2017-04-07T04:11:26+00:00

I didn't see it in the comments here yet, but...

What the fuck is this 'chicks' bullshit. The guys code is clean and crisp and doesn't waste space. I'm not a CS major by any means, but the last time I checked, or at least took some programming, you DO NOT fill the lines of code with a fucking book. It's tedious. It wastes space/memory, etc. Optimization is key, and efficiency.

Dude's code get's the job done. The woman's code, even if it's correct, is WAY overboard with useless information.

phantommaster1999 · 2017-04-07T03:26:38+00:00

"If(a>b && b<a)"???? That's the dumbest line of code I've seen in my life. Even the kids in kindergarten know that if a>b then b<a. Who the hell writes the same thing twice. Plus all the useless details like her name yada yada yada. The comments sections is stage 4 terminal cancer.

MoronicBobbin · 2017-04-06T22:13:45+00:00

Would of taken a make coder less than two minutes to write her code, but you can guarantee it took that cunt all day with lots of social media checking going on inbetween

GhillieGoat · 2017-04-07T03:08:05+00:00

if ( a >= b)

return a;

else

return b;

This is how her function body should look. Those comments are pointless and make it harder to read.

Ximkai · 2017-04-07T04:07:28+00:00

There's a whole lot of circle jerking in those comments.

I5zq3iuyfI · 2017-04-06T22:04:40+00:00

a > b && b < a

tons of useless comments

I wish I will never have to work with person who that codes that way in my team. I will quit the job if I will have to, which my be soon cause my company has a special program for womenz cause they're soo underrepresented. Makes me sick when I think that someone gets favored because of their genitals.

linkwaker10 · 2017-04-07T02:34:51+00:00

jfc the comments on the right are so redundant

randomroxks · 2017-04-07T03:40:23+00:00

I went through her twitter feed looking for this pic. Can't find it. and who the fuck writes (a>b && b<a) they are the same thing.

DarkLord0chinChin · 2017-04-07T12:46:09+00:00

her code can be replaced by:

max(a,b)

weaklion · 2017-04-07T08:53:49+00:00

Reading this, an imagination of the high-pitched, fake-personality-revealing tone of the females saying something like this in RL comes to mind immediately:

'OMG, yes, this is lilke totally more organised on the right side. Men are like, sooo stooopid!1!'

Ewww.

Train_Guy91 · 2017-04-07T10:33:01+00:00

I recently started to learn to code as a way to try and make a career change. I know commenting can be useful but Holy shit, this chick really needs to specify what an int, is?

cdn_herbivore_man · 2017-04-07T12:39:30+00:00

A good prank would be whatever she posts on Facebook, no matter what text or photos she enters, after hitting submit she just ends up posting "5" to her wall.

Then, when she complains to customer support they just respond with "sorry lol but we're just so random! XD <3"

mgtow4lifefellas · 2017-04-07T16:08:06+00:00

Karlie Kloss - a fashion model. What'd you expect, seriously?

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Wraith29 · 2017-04-06T23:31:39+00:00

i'm...i'm just gonna say it. coding looks really stupid, no matter who does it. it's jibberish.

neutron_ · 2017-04-07T07:23:48+00:00

0x5F3759DF is a genius.

AuthorizedAssistant · 2017-04-07T08:20:41+00:00

Come on, this is obviously a joke.

Right???

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2017-04-07T14:03:24+00:00

The guy on the left cared about the deadline, whereas the girl on the right cared about appearing smart and "random".

desertfox16 · 2017-04-07T21:33:24+00:00

Fackin hell I only did gcse computing and know next to fuck all about most programming but what kind of cancer is that on the right, why does the second if statement have two things saying the same thing, also what if a and b are equal.

kill me now

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Title	kill me now
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Date	April 6, 2017 9:34 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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