He mixed some sleeping pills with bourbon on the 14th. They managed to pump his stomach and now he's okay.

The reason for this shit? On his birthday he told one of his best friends - a woman he knows for 10 years - he has feelings for her. Apparently she finally broke up with her Chad boyfriend of 7 years and he thought his time for sloppy seconds is now, because he was in love for years.

What does she do after ten years of friendship and going through thick and thin as friends? She ghosted him. Not even a fuck you.

Stay the fuck away from women.