Nice try, Uber

fuckoffgetmoney · 2019-10-03T21:34:04+00:00

When a company hires a new CEO the stock jumps. When they hire a female CEO the jump tends to be sometimes higher. Problem is female CEOs tend to then drill the stock price to the center of the fucking Earth.

beepingclownshoes · 2019-10-03T20:15:59+00:00

So... short $uber?

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2019-10-03T21:25:07+00:00

This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

BigGuysBlitz · 2019-10-03T22:53:38+00:00

So the best woman for the CEO job is a man? Makes sense to me.

AmbiguousObscurity · 2019-10-03T21:08:31+00:00

What a coincidence that I decided to identify as female during the interview.

airmaildolphin · 2019-10-03T22:23:28+00:00

"Okay, so which one of you is the most effeminate? Don't be shy! Speak up!"

MonkF3 · 2019-10-03T21:33:42+00:00

So intel decided to hire a female VP, go ahead and check the charts.

NightOuts · 2019-10-03T22:57:44+00:00

is this true? Why ar they looking for a female ceo

raymondreamer · 2019-10-04T01:33:49+00:00

It's okay when he is CEO he can just change gender identity to a female.

thefudmaster · 2019-10-04T03:17:27+00:00

This is the dumbest shit I e ever heard. People who try and hire based on race, sex, etc. have gone full retard.

Ody_ssey · 2019-10-04T06:56:31+00:00

So filling the position CEO based on gender is more important to them than selecting candidates based on their merit.

roy28282 · 2019-10-04T07:20:58+00:00

Never hold stocks of any company whose CEO is a woman. Also applies when any company starts to do diversity hiring.

unblackmailable · 2019-10-04T09:23:28+00:00

this week : top female CEO from Belgian telecom provider resigned to get a better deal as CEO of a Dutch telecom provider. She got the resignation... and got the new appointment cancelled at the last minute. Now she's sad and the media in Belgium an Holland are all on about how this kind of injustice to a female superwomen could have happened. Their conclusion was : she failed, cheated and it's horrible how she's not forgiven for it.

imav8n · 2019-10-03T23:24:24+00:00

...in 2017

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-10-03T23:25:25+00:00

I hope they hire one. I'll buy a good amount of put options. 😂

JustNySpace · 2019-10-04T00:35:31+00:00

Surprised face 😙

Title	Nice try, Uber
Author	realbeau
Upvotes	489
Comments	35
Date	October 3, 2019 8:14 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dcwga7/nice_try_uber/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/nice-try-uber.396950 https://theredarchive.com/post/396950

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