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[–]Charles_Offdensen208 points209 points210 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What did he think was going to happen. Dumbass
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[–]could-of-bot4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's either should HAVE or should'VE, but never should OF.
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[–]ranma19882 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
please don't write while adults are committing
[–]Ihavesecretmotives-3 points-2 points-1 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can bots kill themselves?
[–]Ultramegasaurus127 points128 points129 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That shit-eating grin, holy fuck
[–]gundahir62 points63 points64 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
thats the "i just got 500 million richer for doing exactly nothing" - grin. one that you wont EVER see on a man.
[–]Schwaggaccino47 points48 points49 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
TBH it's our fault. We created government, the law, and this system that keeps allowing women to get away with half of our shit. It's not entirely their fault, they just play by our rules and we keep letting them get away with it.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen. Sometimes I see behavior(in both men and women) and I think, jeez, it's almost as if that person knows they're going to get whatever the want and get away with whatever they want.
[–]Thisismyusern4me15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like her plastic surgeon, just prior to operating, had watched The Grinch
[–]feedmecarrots127 points128 points129 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the lesson, Janet.
[–]NoThirst14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...a money grubbing gold digger defined.
[–]Ihavesecretmotives12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll never understand why she didn't "disappear".
[–]PublicConsciousness94 points95 points96 points 9 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
She's not even attractive...
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey34 points35 points36 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Even after all that plastic surgery.
[–]rebuildingMyself31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
She looked alright in the 80's. Not 500 million dollars hot, but bangable
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe so, but he married her in 2012 when she was already in her 40's.
[–]corpseflower15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Aint NOONE 500 million dollars hot.
[–]jebthecybersoldier2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What if Aphrodite was real?
[–]corpseflower3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then Adonis can DP her with Zeus for all I care: shes fucked GODS - $500,000,000 is a speck of fly shit to her. 😝
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Still wouldn't pay more than $500 an hour
[–]freejosephk1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Fatty Janet was kind of hot, lol.
[–]Onkel_Adolf4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
20 years ago https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/4f/57/524f5764c209ef6cea8d24f8e1c12b8a.jpg
nowadays http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2007/07/janet-jackson-ass.jpg
[–]freejosephk0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
80's Janet tho for all you young bucks.
[–]MGTOW_Monger0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow
[–]Zombocom191110 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
looks demonic
[–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Qatari billionaire, and he chose a then 45 year old has been.
Oh! The picture doesn't even tell the full story! This fool, went and got her pregnant and she gave birth at 50 to a son (somehow) so he's probably getting fucked for Child Support as well.
I ain't even mad. This dumb fuck. I mean, he went to GWU & LSE and still fucked up.
[–]feminists_love_anal39 points40 points41 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
God these people are idiots. A billionaire could have a different 19 year old every night
[–]Apexbreed30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He probably still did...
[–]pucifersown3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously, fucking arab royal could Be bathing in all the pussy in the world.
[–]BigBobo201771 points72 points73 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cold, calculated, and predictable.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She made 2 month pro bono, what a lake of efficiency...
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[–]Marque0120 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was thinking that too. just give a 2 month cushion so there's no confusion that it was over 5 years. Also, at least that way it doesn't look like the paperwork was already prepared :)
[–]40moreyears16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the two months was how long she needed to setup her legal team. She probably got started as soon as her calendar alert told her she'd reached the 5 year mark. Woke up that morning to an alarm playing "we're in the money!".
"No one will suspect a thing!"
[–]offensive_tv2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I heard she just had a kid too.
[–]DJGrom24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who the hell writes anything with a guaranteed half a billion dollars? Didn't she also just have a kid?
[–]fmanly25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, if you view wives as prostitutes it almost makes sense. That is, if you value your prostitutes at $275k/day. Well, that and the pay is locked in up-front with no requirement for performance other than punching the time card.
Shit, your math is correct. That's fuckin insane
[–]Selecth25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is just prostitution.
[–]akumal13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Honestly this looks like state sanctioned prostitution
[–]corpseflower4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats marriage for ya.
[–]plutosheen1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No decent brothel will field a face like that
[–]ii_misfit_o5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ill be a prositute for 265k a day....
[–]BeardedMgtoWv123 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh. Finding it hard to empathize or sympathize with men these days.
[–]xyz420abc84018 points19 points20 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
5 years 2 months = 1885 days (approx)
$500million / 1885 = $265k / day
(Not to mention of 'those days of the month' )
An expensive whore!
Very expensive!!
[–]hork230 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not counting hits on the slot C.
[–]cyborg_type_darkness0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That goes beyond expensive.
[–]Willard256613 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she's whore.
[–]nexus97411 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is there to say but AWALT...
[–]SinTekniq9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
should of made it $500 and a goodbye blowjob.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
500 million is literally 10 million trips to nice, Asian prostitutes, literally all of whom are 10 million times more beautiful than Ms. Jackson (subjective opinion).
Or even at $1000 a pop, that's 500000 NICE bitches.
As I've written many times before, having sex with a variety of women via prostitution is an amazing experience for a man. Not because of what you're thinking. It's hardly about the sex. It's about getting sex out of the way, to open your eyes and mind to women as human beings, to actually just look at them without being in awe of them. And what low quality human beings they are, ugh! It inoculates you from "love", which is just nature's trick to make you procreate, and it inoculates you from the variety of BS behaviours that women enact to try and get their way.
You'd think billionaire have high IQs, but apparently not.
[–]lovelife9050 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
you think he hasn't been there done that already? He has more money than he knows what to do with, why not marry your childhood favourite entertainer's sister.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, true. But the loss, if it's really $500m, is still ridiculous.
[–]TheIlluminatiEatPoo5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is so mind boggling
Although since doing NoFap and living in a very wealthy community I noticed money does not equal spine. However most rich do have poise . I'm so confused.
[–]GenesisRunner8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm not familiar with who the guy is, but he is Qatari (according to an article I just read). So free family oil and gas money, I presume. The rich you and I know of either had to put in some work to make it or at least watch their families work hard to create said wealth. This dude probably just wanted a brand name ("a Jackson") giving birth to his kid and $500M is probably not going to break his back.
[–]TheIlluminatiEatPoo2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like half of his listed net worth but you're right, usually their worth more than that.
I have lots of rich saudi middle eastern friends and to be honest they seem like they would pay crazy money for a name like that too. They have strange egos sometimes. But are genuine people.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
most rich do have poise.
The sign of a mind free from worry and stress. You can also develop this quality if you learn to become more conscientious. Over a few weeks you can build a paradise for yourself for the rest of your life. All it requires is twenty to thirty minutes of maintenance every day.
[–]TheIlluminatiEatPoo1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 years of celibacy and I got it but I need more meditation
[–]kurtu55 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Easy cum, easy hoe.
[–]Erudite_Delirium4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Approx $265,000 per day of marriage.
[–]OldMGTOW4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And this dude thought that greasy, smelly old pussy was worth $5 million?
[–]toysjoe4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's two months more than expected
[–]Nondisposableentity5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No surprise
[–]DIDNT_READ_YOUR_SHIT3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont think i could be seen next to that thing if someone paid ME
[–]Hiromant4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like the Predator has been made female as well.
[–]Teflon08193 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's one hell of an expensive long-term prostitute.
[–]DenyHerYourEssence2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The lesson to be learned here is that women can rationalize ANYTHING. It doesn't matter what assurances or commitments they've made before. That's how a former pop star (who was worth about $200 million going in to the marriage) can pull something like this, and have no trouble sleeping at night. Obviously he shouldn't have married her at all, but if she claimed to need financial security in a LTR, he should have just paid her a million a year.
[–]loddfavne2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not saying she's a gold-digger....
She doesn't even need the money. This is some sort of perverse instinct.
In modern society women no longer prey on men for survival/livelihood.
They do it just for kicks now.
Imagine a lioness killing a gazelle for fun and leaving the body for the scavengers.
[–]soullessgeth3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why do these morons get married...
[–]Morb3574 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You go gurl!!
[–]skydragonwhore2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Brokemgtow2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women parasitic animals
[–]TigPlaze2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a 500 million dollar whore.
Ha what a retard that guy is. Go Janet. She actually got him to sign a contract stating this.
[–]ransay32771 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I were her, I'd take the first offer and scram. Something tells me he has alot of connections with bad people who do bad things to other people.
[–]insignificant_others1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She used to the girl of my dreams and then o saw her in the movie why did I get married where she dealt with exactly this theme. It was like a practice
[–]Onkel_Adolf1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She married that ugly bastard? She was already rich wtf?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Artist: Janet Jackson
Song: "Diamonds"
verse1: You tell me you love me You tell me you care
But when I'm around you
It's like I'm not there
I need a reminder
Something can see
Something on my finger
Shining so brightly
chorus:Don't you know
Diamonds are a girls' best friend
When you go
They stay with me until the end
Don't you know
Diamonds are a girls' best - best friend
verse 2:Don't want your money
Don't want your key
Diamonds
Love don't come for free
Don't want your money
Verse3:You sent me some roses
But roses do die
You gave me some candy
It melted - nice try
I'm not that demanding
I have simple taste
I just want a token
That can't go to waste
Chorus:Don't you know
Moral of story you should have knwn by now
sorry for long post but this song was living proof of female nature never realized.
Also hypocritical because to get diamonds you need fucking money
Lol whores are so goddamn predictable.
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Piracy.
[–]Redhavok0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shouldn't she be protecting the three eyed raven?
[–]insignificant_others0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She used to be the girl of my dreams
[–]mihemihe0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With that money, you can run a life of boats and bitches, get tons of STDs and research a cure for all of them to get healthy again.
I'd love to have been a fly on the wall while they were making that prenuptial... I almost feel like he'd have been better off without it?
[–]587Boat0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did he not know how much stink finger he could play for $100MM/year?
They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Me? I wonder how the fool and the money got together in the first place.
Just like her song: Go Deep, what she really meant was: Go 500 million Deep, mother fucker!
Just don't start with her other hit: What Have You Done For Me Lately?
Not Janet, too. Come on!
[–]clybourn0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. I really thought it would work out between those two crazy kids.
[–]shineoneme0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. American women are fucking toxic.
This is why we used to have rules keeping women in check. Equality though.
[–]the_nforcer0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like a demon.
First of all he is stupid as fuck to even follow this advice but if you are ever in that situation:
Divorce her before the prenuptial agreements ends so you keep your money. But still no words. Stupid as fuck. If I could get that money for staying 5 years in a marriage I would do it too.
[–]mikedeezy66790 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably the most vile nefarious smiles I've ever witnessed
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She has decent body but that face, jeez... And she is really old. L Will not bang. Don't those Arabs really racist against blacks anyways? That guy must have some wired granny fetish.
She has a blimp body. Was ok back in the 80s but she let herself go
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