Pull over thot!

cryptotim70726 · 2018-07-09T14:32:43+00:00

I DO own the road. My massive taxes pay for it to be built and maintained.

shetoldmeto80 · 2018-07-09T14:02:22+00:00

Oh fuck! This is relevant right now where I live...

Having just received my driver's license these fuckers make me paranoid (yes the worst offenders are women and their kids).

They take none of the basic safety precautions, they always stop and start in the most awkward places (mostly in places with absolutely no visibility for oncoming traffic), they stay right in the middle of the fucking road.

They do have bike-specific lanes, do they stick to them? absolutely never.

StoneTempleFlyboy · 2018-07-09T15:20:26+00:00

Actually, i do own the road...my gasoline taxes pay for road maintenance.

GalacticLinx · 2018-07-09T21:01:24+00:00

hey

men also use bikes, and we dont want to die because of a motorbastard.

bikes =! women

Global_MGTOW · 2018-07-09T15:57:13+00:00

I don't know why SOME cyclist are so uppity? You really want to piss off a retard on 4 wheels inside a 2,000 pound steel cage?

I'm always careful around cyclist of all kinds but I don't trust my fellow drivers to do the right thing.

PalmelaHanderson_II · 2018-07-09T15:10:29+00:00

Yield to the vehicle with the most tonnage.

You're on a bike. You'll bounce off anything but a hatchback.

burden_of_poof · 2018-07-09T16:08:05+00:00

Yeah I was riding my bike on a dedicated bike lane a bit over two months ago and some mofo still drove straight into me. Life's been tough ever since.

dinnerwithfunions · 2018-07-09T17:56:55+00:00

I’m a cyclist and I can’t fucking stand self righteous cyclists and bike messengers. They give us all a bad rep.

Mr_AOCASUS · 2018-07-09T16:38:36+00:00

“Yeah well...the laws of physics say something different.”

Christopher Titus

raisedrss · 2018-07-09T18:25:40+00:00

I don't understand this obsession of writing over body though. Why not just print a t-shirt that has that written on it's both sides? Why take effort to write over body?

grymmkvlt · 2018-07-09T20:34:13+00:00

You think she will observe the rules and laws of the road, or just fly through intersections giving the finger.

kurtu5 · 2018-07-10T02:32:48+00:00

In the US you can legally use the entire lane. Just as they can legally put you in a cage for being drunk on a bike.

But I am an anarchist and don't give a fuck about the state's laws. The first rule of being an anarchist is don't be a cunt. So I pay attention to motorists, give them room, give them right of way so they don't have to waste money turning kinetic energy into useless heat and the funny thing is... they do nice things for me in turn.

fuckbitchesman · 2018-07-09T14:30:33+00:00

Roads are made for cars not bikes you dumb cunt.

PeruvianRug · 2018-07-09T19:16:13+00:00

What I can't stand are sport cyclists who cause backups during rush hour. What makes this even more infuriating is that they do this on 2-lane parkways that have a paved and well-maintained bike lane sitting off to the side. But they don't like having to go around the pedestrians who also use the bike lane (because it might slow them down) so instead they slow down 1,000 drivers and create traffic backups.

And as someone else mentioned, fuel taxes are what pay for most road construction and maintenance, so in fact, cyclists do NOT own the fucking road.

BitcoinBoffin · 2018-07-09T20:16:30+00:00

Traffic Laws Vs The Laws of Physics. Place your bets.

Haywood_Jablomie42 · 2018-07-10T02:23:32+00:00

I truly despise assholes on bikes who want to make dozens of other people slowly crawl just so they can be a dick.

animalmother2017 · 2018-07-10T02:30:14+00:00

I’ll share the road when you do the speed limit. Deal?

egraypaul · 2018-07-10T03:13:40+00:00

Yeah but my license fees pay for the frigging road... you pay nothing... f**k off and die bitch!

Offscouring · 2018-07-10T12:14:06+00:00

This is why I want a set of absurdly loud air horns. Either move over to a reasonable position or else I'll toot you to smithereens.

Judah_Earl · 2018-07-09T16:21:50+00:00

It should be legal to murder cyclists who ride on the pavement.

invdur · 2018-07-09T14:54:15+00:00

lol you guys are sad

Title	Pull over thot!
Author	Plazmatron44
Upvotes	224
Comments	57
Date	July 9, 2018 1:49 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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