roast beef roasted

canfidel · 2018-12-29T12:20:18+00:00

From her ex :

Are Ex's allowed to post? Well, here it goes:

You wish you were a real actress so people couldn't see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You're so desperate for attention you've gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you'll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you've had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can't take criticism. You will die alone.

Jacob3922 · 2018-12-29T11:46:54+00:00

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TaiYongMedical · 2018-12-29T12:27:23+00:00

This is not a roast. This is an accurate, and scientific description of this woman. Holy shit.

Edit: Here is an archive link, in case this gets deleted in the future, by the reddit secret police

http://archive.fo/9TNLo

SomeGhostingGuy · 2018-12-29T12:09:48+00:00

She wanted a roasted marshmallow .... and got stuck into the exhaust of an nuclear jet engine ... that burn and glow is going to stay with her forever.

canfidel · 2018-12-29T12:44:03+00:00

She is an interesting case study of an attractive woman devoid of all human qualities. Here is her new account :

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/6anvjx/i_am_the_fuck_it_girl_ask_me_anything/?utm_source=reddit-android.

Proceed with caution, attention whoring may cause you nausea.

canfidel · 2018-12-29T12:18:06+00:00

Original post :

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/

mr_lightsoff · 2018-12-29T13:13:31+00:00

Saw this on r/murderedbywords. This was a true Thot execution

dayone_27 · 2018-12-29T12:20:08+00:00

Savage roast this! I remember this from an article https://ageofshitlords.com/instagram-model-asks-roasted-reddit-deletes-account-gets-brutal

aguszymite · 2018-12-29T15:31:02+00:00

If you look at the first pic on her instagram from yesterday where she is dressed respectably because she is posing with her parents, she doesn't even look like the same thot in this pic. Photo editing is real

descenceX · 2018-12-29T12:57:22+00:00

Here's her instagram for those interested

Let-It-All-Go · 2018-12-29T12:29:23+00:00

I fell into a burning ring of fire! I went down down down! And the flames went higher!

metallicdrama · 2018-12-29T13:58:10+00:00

She's not capable of understanding that lol

CrackingYs · 2018-12-29T15:54:49+00:00

Imagine being such a shallow human being that you couldn't leave the house or even take a picture of yourself without first completely cloaking yourself in "beauty" camouflage.

thottttttttttttt · 2018-12-29T12:55:03+00:00

I want to roast her with a flamethrower. It would probably take about 5 minutes directly the face to burn all the makeup off first.

2018-12-29T13:15:16+00:00

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fuckyouredditx2 · 2018-12-29T13:09:45+00:00

......... A savagery that has not been witnessed since the stone age.

cryoK · 2018-12-29T12:36:45+00:00

Destroyed

jigaboorainstorm · 2018-12-29T13:59:27+00:00

This is narcissism in its purest form. She’s sick mentally with a cluster B disorder.

digitalEarthling · 2018-12-29T14:51:03+00:00

Beautiful! . . . The words not the women...

Gordon-G · 2018-12-29T15:30:06+00:00

What more can be said about this whore ?!

Tacarmato · 2018-12-29T13:12:12+00:00

KeepIt100ForReal · 2018-12-29T15:14:39+00:00

It must be fake because comments like that get downvoted as fuck.

But this is so red pilled. Indeed women like that can only be ugly on the inside.

Griever114 · 2018-12-29T15:19:10+00:00

There wont be enough of her self esteem to fill a teaspoon

Jonlife · 2018-12-29T14:53:47+00:00

Savage poetry

flying_postman · 2018-12-29T17:47:38+00:00

Holy shit, that was pure gold. Damn!!!

bb8910 · 2018-12-29T18:01:53+00:00

Not gonna lie tho I totally jerk off to her once in a while.

ComputerKid22 · 2018-12-29T18:30:41+00:00

26 goddamn gold. 26.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-12-29T18:48:36+00:00

I would have posted something about that John McCain jawline.

Jaw like a fucking anvil.

Deckardisdead · 2018-12-29T12:49:25+00:00

https://tenor.com/view/noob-gif-9496261

BowlingBong · 2018-12-29T14:51:17+00:00

All this hate, but she looks just like every sex robot on the market.

robowriter · 2018-12-29T15:41:33+00:00

Good for only one thing: parallel parking. No I was mistaken, she can't do that, oh well.

3amDinner · 2018-12-29T15:48:25+00:00

That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow

Hungry73 · 2018-12-29T16:04:22+00:00

my god... that was dark.... true.... but dark

RusticRock · 2018-12-29T16:09:42+00:00

this is old I know, but shouldnt this have been posted on r/MurderedByWords also lol

hermes2611 · 2018-12-29T16:10:08+00:00

Boom, roasted

Rikvidr · 2018-12-29T16:10:25+00:00

Ruthless.

daaryll · 2018-12-29T16:13:54+00:00

Billy_Sunsteel · 2018-12-29T16:15:41+00:00

Damn that was ruthless

cypresstalker · 2018-12-29T16:38:23+00:00

I wish I was this creative.

NewLifex · 2018-12-29T16:52:26+00:00

Jesus that was almost hard to read. Straight up savage. She got run through with a katana and then some.

It's sad because we all know it's true. I was reading some of her replies in her AMA thread. Dude was spot on with his analysis.

Beauty comes at a price.

inkandpaperguy · 2018-12-29T17:21:26+00:00

Harsh, mostly because it is likely very accurate.

hapl_o · 2018-12-29T17:44:55+00:00

Future feature on True Crimes.

ThePlague · 2018-12-29T17:49:02+00:00

God damn. Applause to the author.

AntiAbleism · 2018-12-29T18:05:00+00:00

AWALT.

Paper-Arrows · 2018-12-29T18:10:45+00:00

Atomic truth bomb

Rubega · 2018-12-29T18:56:06+00:00

This wasn’t just a Roast this was The Last Supper

AquaHug · 2018-12-29T19:44:47+00:00

Absolute destruction lol

thecabelredrockets · 2018-12-29T20:28:29+00:00

26x gold!!!! Hell yeah.

mynameistrumpbaby · 2018-12-29T20:55:35+00:00

Damn, that Versace comment was wicked as fuck.

MattFoley79 · 2018-12-29T21:07:02+00:00

Damn... she must be an absolute piece of shit.

25toten · 2018-12-29T21:07:29+00:00

This is what happens when you get on a psychologists wrong side.

thompsonh2 · 2018-12-29T21:09:21+00:00

To be honest, why the hell should we even give this bitch the satisfaction?

ghostcel2018 · 2018-12-29T21:33:03+00:00

He should have worshipped her beauty cuz she's a goddess and we're all supposed to be her foot worshipping cucks!

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-12-29T21:45:23+00:00

Damn, dude didn’t just roast her, he nuked her.

[deleted] · 2018-12-29T14:41:00+00:00

That sub should its name to r/whitegirlswhowantattention

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2018-12-29T15:12:24+00:00

what sub was that posted to?

edit: nm...

Spungo1 · 2018-12-29T16:42:36+00:00

My feelings hurt and I'm not even the one being roasted.

DocZTheRockstar · 2018-12-29T17:06:02+00:00

Another reason why I don't trust these undercover thots.

milkbretheren · 2018-12-29T18:10:18+00:00

r/murderedbywords

matt675 · 2018-12-29T18:34:14+00:00

Wow this sums up so succinctly why I’ve never tried to go for girls like this

surfingjesus · 2018-12-29T18:37:16+00:00

Merit, adds true value to the world

Lol this is a guy trying to project masculine values onto a woman. Women don't care or think like this at all and she probably laughed at him. Pretty weak.

Validation

Whoever bought her those guns is doing plenty of validating.

watch3r99 · 2018-12-29T18:41:59+00:00

Her IG was not hard to find :/

NohoTwoPointOh · 2018-12-29T19:01:53+00:00

Au jus.

SomethinLikDis · 2018-12-29T19:25:49+00:00

360 no scope

Pandastratton · 2018-12-29T19:53:48+00:00

You may fire when ready.. single reactor ignition

Rosiovan444 · 2018-12-29T20:25:47+00:00

Hesus X!

otikokoso1 · 2018-12-29T20:37:45+00:00

That shit got real personal

StormyTroopers · 2018-12-29T21:23:52+00:00

That was some Jordan Peterson, Next-Level, savage shit! Lmfao

thedoeboy · 2018-12-29T22:14:41+00:00

What a slaughter

soundhog41 · 2018-12-29T22:28:32+00:00

She’s not even that hot

PrismaFoehammer · 2018-12-30T00:15:27+00:00

She can't complain since she asked for it. r/roastme inhabitants will always find something to jump anyone on.

MGMOWNow1978 · 2018-12-30T00:49:30+00:00

Holy fuck! UUUUUUULTRA KILL!

PericlesWrites · 2018-12-30T01:46:48+00:00

Theme Song: www.Smarturl.it/Roasty

Cestus_Saphrax · 2018-12-30T22:11:01+00:00

Didn't check if repost, but this:

https://www.instagram.com/niecewaidhofer

https://niecewaidhofer.com/

She offers "Premium Snapchat" - LOL

cptedgelord · 2018-12-29T17:04:26+00:00

I'd totally let her to ruin my life though.

/s

RevolutionaryGround7 · 2018-12-29T18:01:46+00:00

I don't know all the history of this but from the little that I saw of her replies on those threads she seemed quite cool to me. i.e. she could take a joke and also give decent comebacks. I think she took the roast pretty well.

Outside of roastme I don't think its a good look to attack women or men just because they are attractive and attention seeking, so what. Even if she started spouting third wave feminist crap (which I haven't seen any sign of) its still not a good look to attack her for attention seeking and her looks, you should attack her for her views if that happened.

Megitgud · 2018-12-29T19:40:32+00:00

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Title	roast beef roasted
Author	nofilmynofucky
Upvotes	1658
Comments	164
Date	December 29, 2018 11:37 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/aakl40/roast_beef_roasted/
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