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[–]TheSilverShade73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit . We ain't safe even on LinkedIn
[–]bfte221 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That garbage is all about spam anyways.
[–]OnMyWayOut2172 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LinkedIn is now just woke facebook these days.
[–]Proof-System39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Report that shit. It has no place on LinkedIn.
[–]Smantheous[S] 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot. Just sent a report, these kinds of promotion/spam messages definitely shouldn't be allowed on LinkedIn
[–]gtowerthrowaway3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Came here to say this. How goddam unprofessional can you get?
[–]Mick_Donalds40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Simping on the biggest level. Just sad. This man has no backbone. He's a jellyfish.
[–]Smantheous[S] 73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Might be unclear from the pic, this message was sent to me from a matchmaker trying to pair me with someone who bought their insanely overpriced $5000/3month subscription service. If I ever pay money for a matchmaking service like this, please send me to a psychiatrist immediately.
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[–]Smantheous[S] 24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wouldn't be surprised one bit, this looks like an elaborate plan to hunt down their coveted "high value males" in the laziest way possible: paying someone else to find them for you
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha prolly got that money by sugar-babying & OnlyThot’ing (back when they were pre-wall & didn’t need matchmaking apps).
[–]Original_Username714 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
hahaha, that tells you the state of things right there. SHE paid $5,000 for the service, yours is free... This right here attaches a literal monetary value to the committed relationship. just a couple of potential dates is worth $5,000 to these ladies!! Oh, and what they are really paying for is the benefits of begging around on every social media platform they can, to every potentially single person they can, in hopes of scaring up some possible dates. These women are paying for someone else to do the desperate work so that they can "save face", just imagine if they had to do it. They truly are desperate.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm in the wrong business
[–]Mick_Donalds12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ohhhhh okay. Durp. My fault. I thought this guy was reaching out to a woman to try and match in to some pyramid dating ponz scheme. I need to learn some reading comprehension.
[–]Smantheous[S] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're still partially correct, it's not just women who are using this kind of service. There are simps out there forking over thousands of dollars even before they get divorce-raped for the "privilege" of dating a careerwoman. Reminds me of that idiom, "a fool and his money are soon parted."
[–]Perseus_the_Bold7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry brother, we got you. Still have some butterfly nets from when we tried to round up prince harry for his own good but, alas, there is no cure for simpomania ultima
[–]ransay32770 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We won't send you to a psychiatrist. We'll show up at your door with baseball bats.
[–]CrossfadeAMV32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You not interested in some female 40+ CEO? You crazy? /s
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this. all my mid-late 30s, fit/wealthy friends and i have been contacted or targeted by three-day-rule and other direct-matching dating services. without fail, their entire portfolio is post-wall insufferable hags who have to pay literally thousands of dollars for matchmaking because no one wants them.
[–]softbeats25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I keep hearing about all these speed dating events or husband headhunters say that men just aren't interested.
[–]Smantheous[S] 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, go figure. It's almost as if men are starting to realize they don't need women to live fulfilling lives
[–]negressnig21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's much, much MORE fulfilling without a wife or girlfriend. I had a gf (and lots of hookups in between) from jr high school all the way through college...and my time away from women has been worth 100x more than my time with them. As soon as I got out of that cycle it was like "wow, I never noticed how less stressful life is without a woman in tow".
[–]Al_Walter_Chadwick1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No shit! I once was young and foolish, and ended up marrying a girl. She ended up cheating (no shit!), and after that, I realized that not only was I gonna go through that shit ever again, but sometime after the divorce, I realized that my life was actually better now that I could do what I wanted.
No longer did my time and activities revolve around someone who Just Could Not Spend A Second On Their Own. Instead, I'm able to do what I want, pretty much when I want it, without a lot of hassle.
Also, as it turns out, I end up having more sex than before, which contradicts what some people have been trying to convince me of all my life about the benefits of LTRs/marriage. Plus, I now get the added benefit of variety.
[–]Gongodoudan25 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup lol. What do we get out of it? And what kind of woman goes to one of these events anyway.
[–]Aakash0503 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Single mothers
[–]Cade_Connelly_131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage is 100% a booby trap and it's FINALLY beginning to catch on.
[–]FairlyWhelmed5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, that's next level
[–]rayedward3634 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reminds me of the spam calls about a guy looking to buy my house. This company is just casting as wide a net as possible knowing that they'll get a few fish.
[–]NickTesla20184 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope you told him to f*** off. He's looking at your work background and figures, hey this guy probably has money to waste on gold digging broads.
[–]lulz3r2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is there away to get the dude’s last name so I can block him? This is fucking terrifying.
[–]Smantheous[S] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They have tons of matchmakers (I still can't believe that's their actual job titles, it's such a meme), I'd just block anything related to this company: Three Day Rule
[–]Speculum1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8
[–]Perseus_the_Bold3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only creature more odious than a simp is a greasy pickup artist.
[–]jermrash71 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this guy tracing your internet activity or something?,coz you're not interested in women(mgtow)then a message pops out of nowhere telling you this bs.Don't discard the message,reply and tell him to fuck himself.
[–]Wide-Brick1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that guy!!!! (not literally, mind you).
[–]throwaway22334320 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Linkedin has really gone down the toilet - between the spammers, woke signalling and nonsense like this I am seriously close to closing my account.
Not only that but you know how women know how much you make? Linkedin + Glassdoor.
[–]FlameForgeD20 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Give me Monika in robot form and we got a deal"
Even as a joke, you can't get double crossed by non-real entities, win-win.
[–]Another_Human_Bot0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Matchmaker? more like shitmaker, that kind of women are not a good idea
[–]pauliogazzio0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smells like a scam
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[–]TheSilverShade73 points74 points75 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]bfte221 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OnMyWayOut2172 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Proof-System39 points40 points41 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Smantheous[S] 33 points34 points35 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gtowerthrowaway3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mick_Donalds40 points41 points42 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]Smantheous[S] 73 points74 points75 points (9 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Smantheous[S] 24 points25 points26 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Original_Username714 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Mick_Donalds12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Smantheous[S] 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Perseus_the_Bold7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ransay32770 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CrossfadeAMV32 points33 points34 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]softbeats25 points26 points27 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]Smantheous[S] 26 points27 points28 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]negressnig21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Al_Walter_Chadwick1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Gongodoudan25 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Aakash0503 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cade_Connelly_131 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FairlyWhelmed5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rayedward3634 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]NickTesla20184 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lulz3r2 points3 points4 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Smantheous[S] 4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Speculum1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Perseus_the_Bold3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Wide-Brick1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]throwaway22334320 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FlameForgeD20 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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