Those in Monk-mode, what do you asnwer when asked "do you have a girlfriend"?

MincoLesharo · 2018-06-14T16:10:06+00:00

"Ha ha... Nope. Not interested"

I get little resistence after that. At 46 people don't care.

silive · 2018-06-14T16:38:18+00:00

Why do you ask?

mickledick · 2018-06-14T16:24:18+00:00

"Why would I waste my time and money on a girlfriend?"

E46M54 · 2018-06-14T16:21:18+00:00

The truth. I tell them I had girlfriends but they all lied and cheated.

Ghustgan · 2018-06-14T16:26:10+00:00

"The Force is with me. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together."

clybourn · 2018-06-14T16:06:13+00:00

I say “ I’m taking a break from that right now”. That’s it. I’ve been on the break for years.

DangZagnut · 2018-06-14T16:32:15+00:00

"I don't need a girlfriend, I have your girlfriend. What you need is a sturdier bed."

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2018-06-14T18:44:43+00:00

Are you married?
No I am happy.

Do you want to get married?
Did you not hear my first response?

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-06-14T16:34:19+00:00

"- Do you have a girlfriend?"

"- No."

"- A-"

"- None of your business."

Qarr · 2018-06-14T17:14:24+00:00

‘No.’

HashClassic · 2018-06-14T17:12:37+00:00

"Whores are cheaper. Hands are cheaper than that."

DCrane09 · 2018-06-14T17:41:43+00:00

Well I get the ‘when are you going to get married’ and ‘you have so much to offer lines’ here and there. My standard replies are ‘when women decide to be wives again’ and ‘no thanks, I’ll keep it all for myself’. Really really aggravates the bitches hearing that.

‘Oh I’m just not interested given the muck that is modern day dating’ or ‘I don’t define myself through the person I’m fucking/seeing’ might work too

Coluphid · 2018-06-14T15:59:15+00:00

Laugh like a pirate and say you can't afford one.

mongolian_usa · 2018-06-14T18:22:48+00:00

I don't need the rest of my life to be like the last 20 minutes of the movie Braveheart.

Demonikhan · 2018-06-14T23:15:10+00:00

I'm a 49 year old mgtow monk. When I get asked this question I ask them, "Why would I want to give up my long term freedom for a short term prison sentence?" That usually shuts them up.

2018-06-14T16:11:58+00:00

That it would be ideal if I had one but I don't expect to find one anytime soon. If they ask why I say I'm just too picky and am focusing on my career right now anyway. Both are true.

BrownsWinSB53 · 2018-06-14T18:46:10+00:00

I tell them my dog is the girl of my dreams.

DoctorB50 · 2018-06-14T19:00:49+00:00

I've found that "None of your f*cking business" usually puts an end to further inquiries.

JKMonk97 · 2018-06-14T16:58:29+00:00

No, other than sex, they will just get in the way. I got shit to do.

TakuanNoho · 2018-06-14T18:55:52+00:00

Tree: Do you have a girlfriend?

Wind: Do you need one? I can help you look if you wish.

2018-06-14T17:14:10+00:00

"No thank you"

iamanarci · 2018-06-14T22:07:17+00:00

My girlfriend is always 22.

This pisses of most people, especially women.

Freedomisgreat · 2018-06-14T22:23:59+00:00

Id say women are not meant to be property

Trustworthy_ · 2018-06-14T22:31:16+00:00

"Not right now. Not really looking at the moment"

Then I say some stuff about student loans, and where I'm spending my time elsewhere. If I'm speaking to a guy I might slip a MGTOW red pill in there to see if we're both MGTOW.

If it's a chick, I ask her about her and go from there after she tells me a long story about herself that she wanted to talk about all along

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-06-15T01:35:57+00:00

My answer:

Nope. I’ve been divorced for almost 4 years. I’ve got two boys half the time. I’ve got the commute here every day and not a whole lot of free time as a result. She’s also got to bring something to the table that I want other than the occasional 20 minutes of sticky friction.

TheKelticWolf · 2018-06-15T03:01:35+00:00

‘No. I’m a monk.’

megaKekGG · 2018-06-15T20:36:11+00:00

Still searching for the one true love :)

ransay3277 · 2018-06-14T17:40:59+00:00

Look down longingly at the ground and say "I haven't found the right one, but when I do..."

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-06-14T20:09:45+00:00

No. I already had one.

shashank066 · 2018-06-14T21:03:11+00:00

What's a girlfriend?

Chrh · 2018-06-14T21:46:29+00:00

Depends, if the person asking is someone I will interact a great deal with (close coworker, friend of a friend etc), I say "No, haven't found the right one yet".

Otherwise I say that I do.

heavywepsguy · 2018-06-14T23:38:28+00:00

"Nope. I can't afford one."

Graypube88 · 2018-06-15T03:17:21+00:00

I say "no thank you.."

n0sqix · 2018-06-15T03:41:50+00:00

I tell them I'm a monk.

They say, "like a Tibetan monk?"

Yeah kinda like that.

Go back to sleep.

goboinouterspace · 2018-06-14T22:43:52+00:00

"I'm married to my career."

Title	Those in Monk-mode, what do you asnwer when asked "do you have a girlfriend"?
Author	potatorockstar
Upvotes	32
Comments	50
Date	June 14, 2018 3:49 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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