I was out with the wife at the grocery store and the cashier was being flirty with me. I didn't think much of it at the time other than she was just being nice. We get home and the wife says, "That checkout lady sure was chatty and flirty with you!" I just said, "Yeah, that happens with a package like this." She replied with, "Honestly, I am surprised you haven't cheated yet."

I still get floored by her responses. I had nothing again, so I just kept my mouth shut. That is my go to when I get floored like that. I sometimes wonder where she is coming from with some of this stuff. I still haven't thought of a response for this one. I usually go over these ones that I miss to be better prepared for the next time.