Men cant do nothing anymore

Inwre845 · 2020-08-31T16:42:01+00:00

Fellas, is it gay to drink water with lemon ?

AggressiveResult2 · 2020-08-31T17:18:26+00:00

I’m a woman who doesn’t like the lemon. Am I a lesbian?

Amesang · 2020-08-31T17:48:14+00:00

So, apparently I'm no longer allowed to put lemon in water…

…but can I still put the lime in the coconut?

TheSpiceMustAirflow · 2020-08-31T17:08:44+00:00

I always ask for sparkling water with lemon, is this why I'm bi?

McFeely_Smackup · 2020-08-31T18:38:35+00:00

You all have been dating women who speak with the diction of an illiterate mental deficient, and then you're surprised that she's trash.

Ozzy_Cortes · 2020-08-31T19:56:40+00:00

This is a good example of why dating is so miserable for Men.

anothergoodbook · 2020-08-31T18:29:54+00:00

Uh oh... I better check in with my husband tonight. I’ll make sure he doesn’t order the lemon anymore...

_pharagamo11 · 2020-08-31T18:48:48+00:00

Bro wtf this is reaching to the highest degree lmao

pseudultra · 2020-08-31T19:26:40+00:00

reading this i thought "damn that's a good idea," then it turns out it's gay to drink lemon water? you can't say or do anything without people insulting your sexuality.

1Calypto1 · 2020-08-31T20:12:40+00:00

Wait until this guy learns what goes into an 'old fashioned' cocktail.

Dls95405 · 2020-08-31T22:15:42+00:00

The shear stupidity boggles the mind.

BruceCampbell123 · 2020-09-01T00:01:55+00:00

I'll bet this person complains a lot about gender roles.

baronvonshish · 2020-08-31T19:40:49+00:00

Slice of cucumber ftw

alclarkey · 2020-08-31T19:55:56+00:00

This is red flag material here.

desh_15 · 2020-08-31T20:53:41+00:00

"Damn so this is why i love to suck dicks, it was the lemon in the water. I found the cure for gay Thanks internet" (No gay person ever)

ArchVileRespawned · 2020-08-31T21:56:34+00:00

The chemical Alex Jones was complaining about was just lemon juice.

tragedyfish · 2020-08-31T22:20:50+00:00

"With lemon" is an indicator of how nasty the city's water is.

legitmadman82 · 2020-08-31T23:54:36+00:00

Water with fresh lemon does not make you gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. If it does, then I need to have a chat with my husband.

zogins · 2020-09-01T00:05:02+00:00

I am trained in science and adding just a slice of lemon to water does nothing that benefits or hurts your health.
Why do we even waste time responding to 'that makes you gay'. Such comments are what I would expect from a 12 year old.
When we eat out and decide to have no wine we get sparkling water with a slice or two of lemon (the lemon is added without asking). The only reason for this is to make the eating out experience feel 'special' and not just like eating at home.
This is just another example of how some women want us to me more sensitive, affectionate and 'refined', then make fun of us when we act that way.

lkvighvilxrm · 2020-09-01T00:05:13+00:00

Shit like this is why I only date men.

Blitz6969 · 2020-09-01T00:07:05+00:00

Water with lemon is awesome.

JesterArchetype · 2020-09-01T00:18:19+00:00

If the cunt can’t spell, the word salad doesn’t count.

are_motherfucker · 2020-09-01T00:21:58+00:00

To be fair, this is more so homophobic than anti-men

SilasDG · 2020-09-01T00:32:06+00:00

I drink water with lemon. It's refreshing and it cleanses your pallet before you eat something so you can enjoy it more than the taste of coke syrup. Plus it's healthier. So win-win-win.

gmella31 · 2020-09-01T01:08:26+00:00

I'm sorry, is that not funny? 🤣

2020-09-01T01:12:15+00:00

Misandry and homophobia. That's 2 for the price of 1.

MBV-09-C · 2020-09-01T01:44:26+00:00

Things like this are why I gave up with dating tbh. You have idiots like this making up dozens of pseudo-rules that make no sense, so they can hear the twitter horde say "yass queen!" and then their followers wonder why men look at them like Tiananmen square.

2020-09-01T01:49:38+00:00

Sprite with a lime hits different.

Nostradomas · 2020-09-01T02:24:47+00:00

Literally one of my gotos. Godda stay hydrated bois

Silentpoolman · 2020-09-01T02:35:00+00:00

Water with lemon sucks.

TrueBananaz · 2020-08-31T20:43:43+00:00

r/AreTheStraightsOk

Haybale4242 · 2020-08-31T20:41:02+00:00

It is kinda funny to call mundane things gay like that if people know you're joking

Title	Men cant do nothing anymore
Author	Bigch3dder
Upvotes	628
Comments	61
Date	August 31, 2020 3:21 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/ijzxmb/men_cant_do_nothing_anymore/
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