Oh so equal.

jeff_the_nurse · 2018-11-27T15:08:15+00:00

Identify as a woman and watch them lose their shit.

RonApex · 2018-11-27T14:14:39+00:00

Don't let them assume your gender op lol

azazelcrowley · 2018-11-27T14:44:37+00:00

As usual feminists act like climate change deniers and hyperfocus on a narrow set of data while ignoring all surrounding data to push their denial of reality in favor of their bullshit narrative that benefits their own narrow self interest at everyone elses expense.

Will the men be allowed to sit while the women are forced to stand, outside if it's raining, while they eat the muffin, to reflect different workplace conditions?

Will the women be asked if they are in a relationship, And then if they are, a man will flip a coin and if it comes up heads, half their discount is taken from them and given to the next man instead, to reflect the impact of this on divorce settlements?

Will women who are currently single be forced to pay 1 dollar 5 cents, to reflect single womens edge in pay over single men?

Will the women's muffin be all around shittier to reflect the damage it does to their health?Will the women be forced to eat it on the spot while men can eat it at their leisure to reflect less control over time and worse work life balance?Will some of the women be told "Congratulations, as our xth customer, i'm delighted to inform you your muffin has killed you."?

Will the women be told they can't actually spend the money (If they end up with it), and that it must be given to their partner to spend to reflect disparities in control of income?

Will it actually educate people on gender dynamics at all?

No. It will merely pander to many womens prejudiced psychodrama and dysfunctional and ignorant interpretation of reality that the feminist movement cultivates through selective data analysis, prejudiced rationalizations, and chauvinism, in order to maintain and accumulate power and convince them they are oppressed.

An actually representative sale would make it immediately obvious that in order to believe such a thing about this issue, you need to be entirely self-absorbed and give exactly zero fucks about men and their lives or wellbeing, eager to find an excuse to blame them for something and be angry at them, or stupid enough to think feminist sources are a good place to learn about mens lives and wellbeing.

Feminism is not about equality. It's about power.

MaxStout808 · 2018-11-27T16:26:01+00:00

The pastry gap is real, guys. Upvote for awareness.

CoolDolphinGuy · 2018-11-27T13:39:46+00:00

This is satire.

Liensis09 · 2018-11-27T13:37:29+00:00

Strategy:

Tell a girl you know to buy two cupcakes and share one with you.

2018-11-27T21:58:37+00:00

Thats a troll. Cant be really.

The-Optimystic · 2018-11-28T05:26:54+00:00

Men's cupcakes take extra time in baking.

the-unwritten · 2018-11-28T07:17:22+00:00

Well I see the humor it's because women are paid less than men

okeydokey503 · 2018-11-27T14:05:08+00:00

Just reinforces believing claims not backed by facts.

v573v · 2018-11-27T15:17:05+00:00

For equality, will the men selling cupcakes be allowed to leave at 6:30?

Vlaed · 2018-11-27T18:38:49+00:00

That's about getting even, not equality.

said_sadly_ · 2018-11-27T15:59:44+00:00

It is also illegal

MagicTire · 2018-11-27T17:39:07+00:00

"Just browsing, thanks."

masterdebator300 · 2018-11-27T18:51:33+00:00

Isnt it 77 cents? Oh i get it.. It doesnt matter because its not a real ptoblem. Just spit out any number you want, as long as men pay more.

HyperionC132 · 2018-11-27T19:01:22+00:00

A bake sale for equality by promoting inequality. Genius! Now, what would happen if they wanted to abolishing racism? I wonder how that bake sale would go about....

timgfx · 2018-11-27T19:12:35+00:00

If men actually earned 1usd to 0.77usd for women then men would have to pay 97 cents. This is so unequal!

macaryl95 · 2018-11-28T04:26:34+00:00

Show up and act friendly to the wildebeest. Tell it you would like a few cupcakes. Cringe at the price but keep your poker face. Fork over some bills, go about your business. Laugh hysterically because you just handed them replica bills instead.
Same as 1, but pay fully in pennies.
Give them an actual buck. Like, a male deer.
Stick em up and get away with the batch. Search the news about the misogynist bakery bandit who also inexplicably felt up ten women faster than the naked eye.

biscuitgravy · 2018-11-28T05:17:48+00:00

So, I just give my wife the money like always?

xNOM · 2018-11-27T20:24:49+00:00

Well, I guess that explains why women are fatter.

Oh so equal.

Crosspost "They really are taking over" from /r/funny:

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Title	Oh so equal.
Author	redrebel121
Upvotes	205
Comments	40
Date	November 27, 2018 1:17 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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