We are men.

I've been raped by a woman. I've been molested by a gay manager and gay customers. I've been slapped in the face by my ex-boss. I've been cheated on several times. I've been groped by girls at school and sexually harrased by female teachers and bosses. A woman lied about me being "mean" when I was actually trying to help her, and it got me fired. My attorney said, "no one is going to care". A company I worked for sent out an article that said, "women are better at [my job] than men". I complained to my boss who literally said, "no one is going to care". Unlike women I spent 17 years of my life under threat of a draft.

We are victims.

I've witnessed women at work cry and sob openly about their job being tough. If I did this, I'd be a social pariah.

We are strong.

My wife works 50 hours a week plus 20 on her other extracurricular activities, and I work 50. When she's busy with all of those things or too tired to do anything I clean, cook, fix toilets and do childcare. Some men look down on me for this. Then people tell me, "wherever there is a successful women, there is a man behind her". What the hell does that mean? They say I have a sugar momma (not realizing I make more than her).

We are judged more harshly.

Equality? Well you seem to want the equal privileges and not equal burdens. You're not tasked with laying your life down for your spouse and children. You're not planning for disasters, threats, and intruders daily like many men do (as I do). No, you blissfully enjoy rain showers as the men prepare for floods. It is our pleasure, and we wouldn’t have it reversed.

We are the protectors.

Do whatever you want, but stop denying men's pains and hurts and acting like men and women will ever be equal. All land on Earth has been conquered almost exclusively on the backs and bloodshed of men, and don't pretend woman had nothing to do with it being all men and starting wars and violence!

We are the warriors.

So, my wife can continue put work over me, and women can abuse and cry. Things are unfair for men, and that's just fine because we are men. We don’t require fairness because, we can pound the World into dust but choose not to because we are men and not beasts. Who says we cannot simply kill our enemies? We're not afraid to die. We are warriors and are not afraid to kill. However, we do not do so because of our strength of will, because we seek the glory of self sacrifice and not bloodshed. We seek to create goodness for our wives, daughters, sisters, and mothers. However, we won't be silent while the World mistreats us and refuses to follow our designs meant for peace and goodness.

We are the peace keepers.

We are glorified through our suffering, and do not need women or comfort. We are men because we choose to be. We are stronger and better than all the rest, but let the World carry on with contempt as we drive the plow.

We are the providers.

For it is our pleasure to die for our families and communities. We hope to have a good death and drink undeserved suffering for the sake of others like a fine wine. We hope to die for our wives and children. The more gruesome the more glorious. Feminism: you have proven we are truly men because we are NOT crying at your lies, but we'd rather waste away in torture than to give up our glory.

Do not commit suicide. Do not commit violence. But do not be silent.

We are men.