Woman or rabbit?

regarding_my_person · 2024-05-15T11:49:41+00:00

femcel cancel culture’s gonna get on your ass in approximately 5 business hours. Are you somewhere safe? Your life may be at risk

JACSliver · 2024-05-15T11:54:19+00:00

I take the rabbit over any stranger anytime. Unless it is Monty Python's rabbit, in which case neither are valid options.

ElAngloParade · 2024-05-15T14:48:01+00:00

A rabbit wouldn't be found naked in the backseat of her car with one of her 13 year old male students so I'd have to pick the rabbit

liferelationshi · 2024-05-15T15:10:34+00:00

I’ll take the bear over a feminist western woman.

I bet active duty Navy sailor Calvin Wang would have chosen the same if he wasn’t murdered by his wife Christina Wang who cheated on him based on the group AWDTSG.

EzraBlaize · 2024-05-15T16:49:43+00:00

I’ve been using a cobra as my animal of choice, and shockingly, women get all upset 🤣

Weird.

DepartureFriendly303 · 2024-05-15T18:57:40+00:00

This man/woman vs animal type thing is getting beyond a joke now

I mean, come on. Of all comparisons to make you get to pick between a woman and a RABBIT ??????

The man vs bear one was bad enough and so stupid as it was. A tactical play highlighting the number of women killed in a year by men and by bears. This new comparison is just plain stupid. You are implying that in order to make a safer option you had to pick such a harmless creature for the other option.

You could have picked a more worthy comparison for the creature. Why not a crocodile or a python or even a great white shark, but rabbit. Honestly LMAO

🤣🤣🤣

Embarrassed-Tune9038 · 2024-05-15T12:23:47+00:00

Option C, alone.

Dry_Dimension_4707 · 2024-05-15T15:18:01+00:00

I have house rabbits. They often eat their first litter or otherwise leave them to die. So not much different than today’s feminist.

Billmacia · 2024-05-15T15:31:42+00:00

Rabbit, because they won't rape my kids.

phoenician_anarchist · 2024-05-15T13:49:52+00:00

A rabbit?

You should have gone with one of the big child-eating dogs, all of the same bear logic would still apply. 🤣

Edit: I think someone got real upset over this thread, blanket downvotes and reddit cares spam, 🤣🤣🤣

EzraBlaize · 2024-05-15T16:53:13+00:00

I’m just trying to figure out how women can fuck 100 dudes and then have the gall to say they’re “afraid of men”.

Not afraid of that cock though, I guess.

ragebeeflord · 2024-05-15T17:42:45+00:00

You should ask „Woman or Pitbull“ lol

OhDeliaDelia · 2024-05-15T16:24:22+00:00

A rabbit, really?

Jeez, me and my vagina are low-key insulted. Pick something more deadly. Rabbits can't do shit unless you're already basically comatose.

random_user_lol0 · 2024-05-15T14:02:34+00:00

What does this even mean? I’m also a men’s rights supporter but this comprasion doesn’t make sense

MrRetrdO · 2024-05-15T19:15:31+00:00

Rabbit. At least I can eat the rabbit & wear the pelt.

Women are too fatty & you can't wear the skin. Well... unless you're Buffalo Bill.

Claudio-Maker · 2024-05-15T21:46:35+00:00

At least they will believe me when I say a rabbit didn’t feed my kids

kkkan2020 · 2024-05-15T23:29:40+00:00

Rabbits

ataluko · 2024-05-15T17:46:43+00:00

I'd feel sorry if the rabbit had to be around kids.

tipying_mistakes · 2024-05-15T18:45:59+00:00

Let’s think about certain situations with the child between the woman and the rabbit

Let’s say the child is wandering onto a busy road and there are plenty of cars going back and forth on the road

what will the rabbit do?

nothing

what will the woman do?

well, it depends on the individual woman. The woman might rush to the child and grab them, taking them back to safety. The woman might shout at the child to tell them to get off the road, verbally guiding them to safety. The woman could also just encourage the child to continue playing on the road while she gets in a car herself and deliberately runs the child over.

Now let’s say a child is indoors doodling on a piece of paper, and makes a drawing that is surprisingly decent looking for the child’s age, showing it to whoever is watching over them.

what will the rabbit do?

still nothing

what will the woman do?

Again, this depends on the individual woman. The woman might see the drawing and express genuine pride and shock at the child’s artwork, encouraging their creativity further. The woman could just ignore the child or just look at it and not say anything about it. The woman might also insult the child’s masterpiece, belittling the work they put into the drawing and gloating about how her artwork is far better than the child’s.

conclusion?

Well, this is all up to interpretation and better judgement - but if I had to choose, I think I’d take my chances with the rabbit since I know it will most certainly not run over my child or belittle their artwork. what kind of monster does that?! not a rabbit

salinestill · 2024-05-15T13:57:07+00:00

Not as funny as the bear.

SomeWomanInCanada · 2024-05-15T12:02:01+00:00

Get over it. There’s a reason women pick the bear.

Title	Woman or rabbit?
Author	No_Reaction_2168
Upvotes	130
Comments	95
Date	May 15, 2024 11:41 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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I mean, come on. Of all comparisons to make you get to pick between a woman and a RABBIT ??????