Hey, everyone!

In light of recent introspection in my past regarding my bodily insecurities, I have come to realize that women will never want me because of my tiny peenor. Since women are selfish and only care about the immediate gratification of their five senses, I will never be able to satisfy them with the pathetic excuse for a penis that Jawsus has bestowed unto me.

It is because of my tiny penis...... one, small..... very small,........ almost seemingly insignificant physical feature, which I had no choice in selecting (because, if I did, I obviously would've chosen the massive one that girls everywhere seem to demand), that I will be sentenced to a life of ridicule and loneliness for my lack of preferential physical features.

It is also the same reason for why I neglect to improve myself in any way possible, because it will make no difference. On the off-chance that I DO lure a woman into my bedroom because I'm an awesome person and I have a passion for all of the things I do in life, she will laugh at me for being born with a third thumb between my legs. Therefore, I will not even try to prove myself wrong. I will cling to this viewpoint because it seems the most correct to me based on my experiences of hearing stories online and from other people, and not because it is actually true.

Therefore, I formally announce my non-chosen orientation, and extend an invitation to all of you for my initiation ceremony into incel-dumb.

Praise Jawsus, for he is the most holy and exalted.