Describe the perfect Match.com/Okcupid first date

alreadyredschool · 2016-11-26T18:42:08+00:00

She is hot af. She invites me to her home. We click and it feels like we know each other since years. She asks of we should have sex before or after dinner, we laugh since the answer is so obvious. Awesome sex followed by her home made dinner. I decide to skip the dump part and stay overnight. Fat breakfast and sex the next morning. She doesn't ask for three fiddy and doesn't turn out to be the monster of Loch Ness.

MisgenderedCactus · 2016-11-26T19:07:36+00:00

It's either a spring, summer, or autumn date, with good weather for being outside. I either pick him up at his place or we meet at the park a few towns from where I live.

We go hiking on the trail there, which is very well maintained and actually wraps around the edge of our local towns so it's still easy to get back to civilization for a bite to eat. We stop at one of the numerous microbrewery restaurants, and have a nice meal. I pay, or if he insists, we split the bill. Maybe window shop at some of the locally owned stores before walking back.

I'll try holding his hand for part of the walk if it seems like we have chemistry. The date ends in a kiss, either when I walk him back to his car or I drop him off at home. We exchange numbers, and I eagerly start using the topics we discussed during the date to plan something that he'll really enjoy for the second one. 😶🙂

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Candy_Kittens · 2016-11-26T19:17:55+00:00

We meet. Instant chemistry. We may be strangers but it seems like we have known each other forever. We then go to an Italian Restaurant where the food is delicious and the conversation is lively. We debate, argue, and tell stories. There is plenty of laughter. Afterwards we catch a showing of 'Vertigo' on the big screen as Alfred Hitchcock is our favorite director.

After the movie finishes we talk about the film.

Then we go back to my place and have sex.

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GroovyEFS · 2016-11-26T18:40:36+00:00

Get to know each other properly by sharing a glorious acid trip.

100% completely serious.

louplop · 2016-11-26T18:45:37+00:00

Why do you want to know that ? I will make a try without going to long.

The perfect dates for me start within the few seconds. She shows up (not late :p) and when she looks at me she smile and touch her hairs (or any signs she is interested).

Then we walk in the city and hang out for a while talking and escalade things until we make out, then going home and have sex, going back outside for eating or a beer then finish the night together.

IamTheWalkingMenu · 2016-11-26T19:57:26+00:00

I hope I never find out!

BellaScarletta · 2016-11-26T21:07:25+00:00

I've only been on one online dating date and I would rate it 10/10. I had a great time and I think he did as well.

We talked for a day or two before meeting, long enough to have a small sense of each other and short enough that we weren't wasting time.

We decided to meet at a vintage arcade bar, that was an awesome idea. I walked in and he started texting me comically creepy things "I see you", "Nice shoes" and it turned into a game of warmer/colder while I tried to find him in the venue. By the time I sat down we were already laughing which set the tone perfectly.

We poked some fun at ourselves for meeting online and asked about typical online dating experiences of the opposite sex. He said he was really relieved when he saw me that I hadn't catfished him, I asked if that actually happened much and he said hell yes. Then I gave him some examples of no-game messages that men actually send and we had a laugh and moved on to "about us" type discussions.

He ordered our drinks, I offered to split the tab which he declined, so I said video games were on me. We played a ton of different video games and then sat outside and played Connect Four while talking more. After a bit he said he was hungry and walked us to a Greek restaurant, nothing too nice but really delicious and a good environment. Again, I offered to split which he also declined. We talked a while longer and then he walked me to my car, we shared one kiss and said goodnight.

We agreed it was the best online date both of us had ever had, but it was a bit of a joke since it was my only online date ever.

I would have unhesitatingly gone out with him again had it not for being introduced to my current SO a week or so later.

squidracer · 2016-11-26T21:24:34+00:00

I tried the online dating thing this summer.

1st date we met at a local bar. She was quiet and shy, just mostly sat there looking at me, so I started talking to the guy next to me.. Walked her out to her car to say goodnight, went for the hug, and somehow ended up in the back of my truck.

2nd one met at a bar. We both bashed Hillary for a couple hours then went for a walk outside. Ended up on a bench overlooking some scenery (not gonna dox myself). Somehow ended up with my hands up her dress. We quickly went back to my place..

Both girls were pretty cute

Entropy-7 · 2016-11-26T21:59:50+00:00

The TRP "Field Reports" get a lot of razzing as being completely made up. Some of my personal experiences defy logic so I don't share a lot of them here or there. But since you ask. . .

The thing about OKCupid is that you build an emotional base before you even meet. My top one off was with an entrepreneur who ran a B&B. We chit-chatted about everything including BDSM before I decided to make the trip out to her place, a few towns over. She was fearless and said that if it didn't work out she would stick me in one of the guest rooms and we could call it a night. Thankfully, it didn't turn out that way.

She would rate a 6 or maybe a 7 based on her hair: long, curly ginger locks all over the place. Pleasant face, nice boobs, girly fat, and a WHR about 0.7.

I arrived at her place and we chit-chatted. After a time I withdrew and laid down on the couch. When she joined me to cuddle then I knew that was my cue.

I whispered in her ear "Do you want to make love, or fuck, or be dominated?" She went for the latter.

I could porn-splain the rest of this but I think you get the idea.

I guess the point is, we did nothing.

We built a base on social media and then fucked like rabbits when we met.

EDIT: I went on an OKC date last night. We went window shopping, grabbed a slice of pizza, and then had a long walk in the park before I walked her back to her hotel. She is 22, slim and very pretty; I turned 50 two weeks ago. Didn't even get a kiss on the first date, but I didn't care.

BookwormJane · 2016-11-27T13:36:29+00:00

He is clever, has a good sense of humor, is decent-looking and asks me out on a date. It's either a lunch date or some coffee. We're both on time, or not too late (nothing beyond 15 min late). He seems happy and thrilled to meet me, and vice-versa.

He asks me how I feel today. He tries to get to know me better. He mentions things I have put in my profile and makes me explain them, elaborate them. He seems very interested, genuinely interested about me.

When I ask him about his life, he seems excited and comfortable enough to answer them. He calls the waiter and he makes the order. We spend the afternoon talking and getting to know each other better. He seems physically attracted to me. After some time he may sit beside me and kiss me or at the end of date we may go for a walk somewhere. That's when he kisses me and asks me out for another date. No sex involved on first date.

And that would be perfect, but I never ever had a date like that with guys I met online.

wub1234 · 2016-11-26T19:26:40+00:00

Just managing to get a date from OKCupid is a minor triumph in itself.

ProbablyBelievesIt · 2016-11-26T19:03:27+00:00

You're single. You go on Match/Okcupid and find someone to go out with.

Can whoever is pointing a gun at my head read the coded messages I'm blinking out?

Let's say the first date is successful.

Damn, they can.

Describe what happens.

I entertain her for however many hours are required, before she wants a private encore? Unless the sniper's fetish requires a slow burn. It's really all up to the client.

What do you do?

Ask her whether her motives for signing up in the first place were as masochistic as mine were. Unfortunately, if we're a match, I already know the answer.

Oh, look we have so much in common.

Isn't that completely amazing? I'll bet no two people, who answered a self-indulgent personality quiz the exact same way, have ever said that before.

Screw this, I lay out all the cards on the table. Neither of us can stand small talk anyways, and boredom is a sin. A bullet would be a mercy at this point.

Besides, if she's my perfect match, she's just a decoy, and my actual date is the sniper. I feel sorry for the decoy, but...wait, what if we're both competing for the sniper's affection? Is she just another victim and a pawn, like me?

Does she think I'm the sniper?

What are the rules of the competition?

Where do you go?

Someplace public.

What happens?

We both try to seduce each other, without being caught in the attempt. It's a bizarre dance, looking for the right mix of wicked and innocent, but somehow, under the threat of a sudden death, and without knowing any of the rules in play, we're behaving exactly like millions of other people on a first date.

It's almost like all of this was an extended metaphor.

Does it end in sex?

No, we were both trying to impress the imaginary sniper. Weren't you paying attention?

But on a perfect date, we fast forward to the part where she realizes that she can set the rules of the game, and what a coincidence - so can I! And our rules are completely compatible.

And she is a Domme, and I'm a sub. Sorry, if that's not your thing, but I have to read hundreds of pages of tradcon and 50 Shades around here. I'm sure you'll recover.

At the end of a perfect date, we exchange contact information, and she simply orders me to meet up with her again. She's somehow in complete control of the situation now, and we're both playing by the rules that'll turn eventually this into another kind of shared death completely. (Link provided for those who need it.)

Anyways, there's no need to rush. Getting there is half the fun.

Maybe even more.

With that said, it's easier to just hang out with women who are into the same things I'm into, and allow things to develop naturally. Fuck internet dating.

Title	Describe the perfect Match.com/Okcupid first date
Author	Gittr
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Date	November 26, 2016 6:04 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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