FUCK DATE KILL, FUCK DATE KILL!!

Reginleifer · 2015-06-25T01:43:36+00:00

Challenge mode:

Fuck: That BDSM chick on your side, pretty much cause that's the only one I know who isn't in fact a gay male.

Date: Hamstronaut I don't mind subjecting you to my company.
While I'd like to imagine complicated plans involving PETA and baby seal leather.... I'd probably end up just going out for a big dinner and a surprise visit to Great America. Or Mexican in San Francisco. (any Bay native knows whats up).

Kill: Probably Cxj, He cool, so "not cool" cxj would be an interesting thing to watch.

cxj · 2015-06-25T04:05:46+00:00

fuck: GridReXX cuz I bet she fine and would dig my brand new New Balances, last of the 993s bb, u mirin?

date: misspearl because sometimes she is sympathetic to my mostly self inflicted problems in our digressive conversations

kill: no one, but I'd bring wombat feminist's baby back from the dead, because good lord losing a child is awful and I wish that on no one. or whatever BP child died, cant keep yalls names straight

ECoast_Man · 2015-06-25T01:57:21+00:00

I'll play your game, on Challenge Mode as well.

Fuck - I'll be altruistic with this one, based on who looks like they need the most dick. /u/patriarchymustdie needs one badly, so maybe her. Or /u/happilysinglewoman . She clearly not so 'happily' single, but maybe a good D might alleviate her alpha widow sickness.

Date - probably /u/pandorarosie . Pandy is a trust fund baby, so maybe she'll buy me things. Maybe /u/cherryblue12 . Although I get the sense she might be an alcoholic, and a former alcohol and drug abuser like me probably wouldn't mix. Those, or the ghost of HHL.

Kill- I dunno. This new mike guy seems like someone whose sacrifice would appease the Gods.

drok007 · 2015-06-25T02:07:52+00:00

Fuck everyone, date no one, kill everyone.

belletaco · 2015-06-25T02:55:51+00:00

THIS IS AMAZING!!!

RojoEscarlata · 2015-06-25T03:54:45+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/hj439Ig.gif

wazzup987 · 2015-06-25T02:44:26+00:00

Date: /u/bakerofpie, or /u/misspearl, /u/gridrexx, /u/happilysinglewoman

fuck: any woman who likes it kinky, uh hamm for reals i guess /u/cuittler i think she would get almost too much enjoyment out of trying to beat the mra out of me, maybe /u/postnationalism she seemed interesting while she was around

kill: crazy feminists and crazy red pillers

TheGreasyPole · 2015-06-25T08:18:02+00:00

Fuck: OK. Gotta do the right thing here. That would be /u/TheGreasyHole . We have a monogamous deal going on.

Date: So, as long as we are specifying some kind of platonic date, with my wife looking over my shoulder like a hawk, then I'm going to go with /u/PetticoatRuled , /u/TheChemist158 and /u/CherryBlue as the bloops I'd like to meet just to put a face to the brain.

Kill: In some respects this is extremely hard. In others it's extremely easy.... If you've ever had the following converation with me I want to insert ice-picks in your ears until the deed is finished

Bloop: Well, I believe X about girls because A, B and C.

TGP: Thats funny, I believe Y about girls because D, E and F

Bloop: Prove it ! I demand a study ! Show me a study saying D, E and F !!!

TGP: Umm, OK. Here a study on D and E. Couldn't find one on F. Maybe you want to talk about F ?

Bloop: No thanks. I still believe X because of A, B and C

TGP: And you prove that to yourself how ? You wanted studies from me. What convinced you of A, B and C.

Bloop: Oh, I just know A, B and C are true. I don't need no study for that. It's just obvious

TGP: ~Red Mist Descends~

dispensation · 2015-06-25T19:07:30+00:00

Fuck: that guy who was into LSD (dispensation?) let's trip and make merry

I'm down.

thedeti · 2015-06-25T01:34:45+00:00

I bet this thread will get pulled/deleted.

Title	FUCK DATE KILL, FUCK DATE KILL!!
Author	Hamstronaut
Upvotes	5
Comments	34
Date	June 25, 2015 1:08 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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