Men CANNOT be virgins

abaxeron · 2018-10-04T12:06:08+00:00

True; only the men born through C-section deserve the Powers of the Wizard.

billwhitepeoplelol · 2018-10-04T12:49:50+00:00

i was a c-section lmao

Willow-girl · 2018-10-04T12:28:15+00:00

Men, by simply being biologically male will already have had their penises inside their mother's vagina.

Hence the old joke, "You ain't had pussy since pussy had you."

Aaren_Augustine · 2018-10-04T11:43:36+00:00

Way back when I participated in askTRP. Lots of questions about how to lose their virginity. I tried to tell those men that they weren't virgins. They didn't have hymens. That they needed to stop thinking like a chick and just go play.

Most of them wanted to set up candle light dinners and couldn't get around the fact that sometimes it's about as impactful as jerking off. Still fun, just don't see sex as this emotional You Complete Me moment.

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2018-10-04T14:06:40+00:00

Yeh the discussion of male "virginity" is weird.

condorama · 2018-10-04T16:29:09+00:00

I know this is a joke but I’ve always thought the concept of male virginity was kinda dumb. Men don’t change physically after their first intercourse.

theiamsamurai · 2018-10-04T16:53:18+00:00

If this was about women /u/SlimLovin would be on it like flies on shit to white knight.

TimPartendale · 2018-10-04T14:36:48+00:00

This is like some 4-D chess logic here

Drippyskippy · 2018-10-04T19:04:43+00:00

Shit I'm a rapist then.

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SRU_91 · 2018-10-04T13:19:51+00:00

Men, by simply being biologically male will already have had their penises inside their mother's vagina.

Not if you were born by caesarian.

prostate-apostate · 2018-10-04T14:05:51+00:00

Not necessarily you could have been a c-section .

SilverGryphon · 2018-10-04T16:16:52+00:00

But I was a 7 month old c-section, I didn't even get to stay in there for the full 9 months. Never sucked tits for milk either as I was sent straight to the incubator.

kiloreno · 2018-12-26T21:25:20+00:00

Damn you are one dumb bitch.

Title	Men CANNOT be virgins
Author	meomeowmeoww
Upvotes	11
Comments	24
Date	October 4, 2018 11:37 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/9lb37i/men_cannot_be_virgins/
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