The great alpha or beta thread

beachredwhine · 2018-10-04T15:41:08+00:00

I found tbone steaks at Kroger yesterday. That's alpha af. But I only bought them because they were on sale for $7 a pound. Clearly beta. I'm going to eat mine medium rare, to increase the alpha before my wife divorce rapes me. Also considering eating her steak as well for extra alpha points. Will have to see how much more beta I get today

321PK · 2018-10-04T15:59:33+00:00

Is quinoa with baked sweet potatoes and spinach beta? My husband wouldn’t eat it. Even with a sprinkle of feta and chopped pecans. 😔

Five_Decades · 2018-10-05T14:36:11+00:00

Is changing your appearance, personality, goals, beliefs, etc to obtain female validation an alpha or beta trait?

beachredwhine · 2018-10-04T15:43:26+00:00

Is drinking a pumpkin spice latte alpha or beta?

Tyler_Gatsby · 2018-10-04T15:49:44+00:00

If I occasionally sit to pee when I'm not too wasted to stand still and focus, and nobody is looking to know... does doing it to read Reddit make it any better or worse?

333i · 2018-10-04T16:16:33+00:00

where does constructing your own chainmaille shirt to use for working out fall on the scale?

SkookumTree · 2018-10-04T16:16:39+00:00

When my son was seven, I tried to make him more masculine by forcing him to kill puppies with his bare hands and underfeeding him in order to encourage him to develop initiative and cunning with respect to his food-stealing skills. But now, two years later, he kills bears and wolves and piles them in the yard with no thought of the mess. And he steals all my cupcakes to sell to his chump friends at school. If I feed him herbivore food, will that re-beta him, or am I just hosed?

BiggerDthanYou · 2018-10-04T16:29:05+00:00

Is asking you if something is beta alpha?

beachredwhine · 2018-10-04T16:45:11+00:00

Is having a penis alpha or beta

fschmidt · 2018-10-04T20:45:48+00:00

Why would anyone be stupid enough to accept your judgement about whether they are alpha or beta?

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ThisIsJustATr1bute · 2018-10-04T18:12:21+00:00

I’m shopping and reading Kindle at work.

Title	The great alpha or beta thread
Author	beachredwhine
Upvotes	3
Comments	40
Date	October 4, 2018 3:39 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/9lczt7/the_great_alpha_or_beta_thread/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PurplePillDebate/the-great-alpha-or-beta-thread.260051 https://theredarchive.com/post/260051

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