Nice try

Dr_Tacopus · 2019-07-11T16:50:03+00:00

She couldn’t wait one more year to really make that headline pop?

Kravenprime · 2019-07-11T15:16:28+00:00

After seeing the author's name is Rory Tingle and she's referred to as a pensioner, I'm convinced this is from the U.K.

youlooklikeajerk · 2019-07-11T15:35:52+00:00

Dirty old biddie

Omnipotentolive · 2019-07-11T20:56:12+00:00

As a male who works in the health care industry, I just want to say some of these old ladies are straight up thirsty

GRIMMMMLOCK · 2019-07-11T16:39:19+00:00

Rory Tingle

rebelauthor · 2019-07-11T17:28:54+00:00

Ummm.. it's HUGE.

Medic7816 · 2019-07-11T17:18:26+00:00

As a male paramedic, I wish this was more common in the States

Naiphe · 2019-07-11T17:25:40+00:00

That's gross.

St_Beers · 2019-07-11T19:22:19+00:00

Well?

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-07-11T17:14:03+00:00

Grandma a freak LMAO

mtflyer05 · 2019-07-11T21:57:18+00:00

"How big is it? You just checked for yourself, didn't you?"

blazexddd · 2019-07-11T17:42:22+00:00

Now if only they'd do that for the younger ones

dalnot · 2019-07-12T03:08:04+00:00

Time to start the sex offender shuffle

RavenousIntricacy · 2019-07-11T23:55:32+00:00

Fuck you gretchen

rotting_ape · 2019-07-11T20:51:26+00:00

that move probably worked for her 60years ago

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2019-07-11T17:24:41+00:00

As someone who loves seeing a PPD, I do have to ask if she has dementia? Older people with dementia have problems with impulse and inappropriate behavior.

American_potatoe · 2019-07-11T21:57:57+00:00

That's gross.

ffgblol · 2019-07-12T03:58:12+00:00

Anyone know how big it was? Magnum dong?

anger_level100 · 2019-07-11T19:45:32+00:00

How did she try to use the fact that she's a woman to her advantage here?

bluerazballs · 2019-07-11T18:51:36+00:00

Never mind I’m retarded

McKimS · 2019-07-11T23:35:38+00:00

By Rory Tingle

Alright den.

2019-07-12T01:33:16+00:00

This dood’s name is actually Rory tingle

Soudie23 · 2019-07-12T02:52:13+00:00

Eh I’ll give her a pass. I want to be old and crazy too

KewpieDan · 2019-07-12T03:35:58+00:00

I actually thought that was Jim Davidson before I read it

HolocaustPart9 · 2019-07-12T07:31:02+00:00

Old cryptkeeper tries her tricks that worked in her teens.

BiggusDickus- · 2019-07-12T23:35:07+00:00

"After looking at you, about the size of a stack of dimes."

wcollins260 · 2019-07-11T20:06:10+00:00

I need answers though. How big was it?

CharlieEchoDelta · 2019-07-11T23:30:14+00:00

Well she deserved it

AwfulAim · 2019-07-12T02:31:47+00:00

Gum jobs aint bad at all.

Fsck_Reddit_Again · 2019-07-12T07:32:27+00:00

BASED

Banned_For_Opinion · 2019-07-16T20:40:15+00:00

This needs to happen more...... Women never have to do this.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-07-11T17:01:26+00:00

Good, time for these worthless cunts to taste equality

VenomB · 2019-07-11T20:26:59+00:00

I agree someone shouldn't do that, but that simply isn't something I think people should be getting their names in a registry for. Jesus.

vassie98 · 2019-07-11T22:47:17+00:00

Why does the title of the article have "Pensioner, 68" in it? How is age or the fact that she's retired have anything to do with sexual harassment? Is the writer trying to make us feel bad for her or something?

2019-07-12T03:57:49+00:00

Help, I've fallen and I can't get OFF

deucescarefully · 2019-07-11T19:29:53+00:00

I’m all for equality, that’s what I like about this sub. No special treatment for anyone yeah? Still though. Dude’s kind of a wuss. Old lady got handsy with you and you actually press charges? I’d say the same were it a young woman and an old dirty bastard. Ask for an apology and move on. Downvote away

Virtual_Realization · 2019-07-12T05:13:34+00:00

the guys a pussy. a 68 year old woman what kind of fucking threat is that? tell her to fuck off and move on

classicgoodguy · 2019-07-11T19:10:19+00:00

Seems harsh

w3pep · 2019-07-11T23:50:12+00:00

It's this an actual pussypass? I mean, do we have a societal problem with women assaulting men? Because it seems fairly rare, and often prosecuted.

Still waiting to see the mythical "pussypass".

braighdentheviking · 2019-07-11T17:58:01+00:00

Stupid old bitch.

Qajj · 2019-07-12T06:20:48+00:00

Slow claps

BelgianAle · 2019-07-11T16:11:34+00:00

That is not what the registry is for

I_Love_BB8 · 2019-07-11T16:48:57+00:00

That’s a pretty hot fantasy but NO NO 👨🏻‍⚕️🙅🏽‍♂️

Yes Yes? WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT WITH ME! 🤣

The_Endless_Waltz · 2019-07-11T17:16:19+00:00

No. This is fucking stupid, you dont throw an aloc patient on the sex offender registry for inappropriate behavior.

Title	Nice try
Author	Ninja332
Upvotes	10482
Comments	195
Date	July 11, 2019 2:42 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/cbwd4q/nice_try/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/nice-try.1070050 https://theredarchive.com/post/1070050

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