Gentlemen,

About a year ago, an unplugged body builder I met through some military training opened my eyes to the redpill. That being said, I started lurking on this sub for several months, read the side bar, and incorporated the fundamentals of a positive routine and lifestyle. Truthfully though, it's only been about a month that I've really focused on getting that red pill completely swallowed and stomping out Mr. Nice Guy.

Here's what I have to report:

I'm 23, a bartender at a big restaurant w/ lots of employees and cute waitresses. There's very little male competition here (somehow I'm one of the top 5 males there despite being leaps and bounds behind other redpillers like the guy who showed me everything, so I'm now really aware of how 90% of dudes are fat and lazy just like I was). I've always been an orbiter that would have plenty of chicks talking to me showing interest, but no matter how much attention, time, and energy I put forth I could never get laid unless I offered some kind of commitment. I was approaching chicks like i was a fucking Disney prince trying to help these chicks live happily ever after. Literally there was this HB 9 Latina hostess with the fattest tits and ass that I couldn't close because I got all bitchy and let her break my frame because she was so hot. Frustrating, I can get her to go on dates and make out with me, but she won't sit on my cock tonight because she's, "not that kind of girl". We all know what that means... I was aware of failure on my part, but a piece of me was still unwilling to accept it.

I got discouraged. I'd read the side bar. I got in the gym and lost 10lbs in 5 months to put me back at 5'10" 170. I got the jawline and the hair, I'm a sexy mother fucker and I honestly felt secure about it... Then why the fuck couldn't I close???

Here's the field report...

Party at my place after work. I invite a couple of waitresses, one for me HB 7 and one for my roommate HB 8 (He has very weak game and isn't unplugged like I'm trying to be despite my best efforts, I'll probably get busted up for sending the hotter one his way)

Before they showed up, I thought about TRP, frame, AWALT, Hypergamy, divorce rates, custody battles, sexism, and misogyny.

I heard the nice guy's voice, "C'mon man, you're better than this. You don't need to try to get pussy, there's nothing wrong with just being friends. Why do you feel like you have to trick her into fucking you? Just be nice and talk to her a little bit tell her she looks nice and tell her how much you like her. C'mon man you don't wanna be an asshole do you? You don't want to be a fuckboy? You have to treat women like ladies, right?"

That was what struck me, "Treat them like ladies, right?" it was like at that moment the redpill FINALLY splashed into my stomach and filled my body with truth and understanding.

They're not ladies. How can I treat them like something they aren't?

A lady is an ideal concept constructed by society. The idea that she's this perfect little angel that shits rainbows and covers her mouth when she burps is a fucking LIE. She wants cock down her throat and is even willing to do shady things to get it.

I was intellectually aware of this, but I hadn't fully internalized it. Most important, I hadn't yet looked the Nice Guy in his eyes and told him to shut the fuck up. He was wrong; brainwashed by society, he was convinced that he oughta keep acting in accordance with the female rules for courtship in spite of the fact that those rules are written against him.

Don't get me wrong, before TRP I probably could've gotten her to the party but I know for a fact she wouldn't have thought about fucking me when she arrived. After a year of lurking I figured out how to pass most shit tests and how to at least show fairly quality game but time and again I'd be laying in bed with whatever random chick trying to get the bra to come off only to be met with a "what do you think you're doing?? Nope, you're not allowed to do that tonight." And in the name of "chivalry" I'd cave like the beta I was, instead of charging forward like she actually wanted! (This has blown my mind, they literally want you to push the envelope with them, it's like their fucking favorite thing)

They showed up and the truth had washed over me. My self talk was much different, "Shes not a lady. She's a just a girl and I know she wants to fuck me because I'm the kind of guy chicks wish they could fuck. If she's lucky, I'll let her."

It was almost as if she noticed the variance in my frame, the sudden tightening and cinching down of myself. The whole night she threw shit test after shit test, I'm talking beligerent insults and snarky little comments and bluffs and everything you can think of... The whole time instead of thinking how, "I want to trick her into fucking me" and how to make her feel pleased and trying to prove why I was likeable, I realized the game I was really playing was, "I'm not going to let her trick herself out of fucking me." Instead I just showed her that nothing she said would shake me and that I was 180% secure with the fact that I'm the sexiest beast alive. As long as I kept passing shit tests, she would have no reason not to fuck me. That's what the sidebar says right? Thats the fucking fundamentals! For once I decided to stick to that notion at all costs.

She told me she wasn't going to stay in my bed. Then she also said I wasn't allowed to take off her bra. Then she said I couldn't finger her. Then finally she told me she didn't think we should fuck, meanwhile the whole time she's shit testing me saying, "So this was your plan the whole time huh? I thought we were gonna go to bed? Didn't you say you were tired?"

The beta would have been stopped way before any of that. "You're right, we're not dating so it wouldn't be appropriate to have you in my bed."

"You're right, if you take off your bra it could lead to more and we aren't dating so I want to protect your honor."

Before, I would say those things and actually mean them and fail the shit test. Literally, LITERALLY I was saying the same shit, but now I was saying it sarcastically, calling her bluff everytime, rolling over, withdrawing, and making sure she was fully aware of how aware I was that she wanted to fuck and that I was more than capable of doing it for her. It was only a matter of time before I passed her final shit test.

Both naked, I start to try to slide in, she goes,

"I didn't say you could do that."

"You didn't say I couldn't."

"We shouldn't do that tonight."

"Do you want to have sex?"

"That's not the point, just cause I want to doesn't mean we should."

"Tell you what, I'll give you what you want and if you decide you actually don't want it just tell me to stop"

From there I enter the poon, stay up all night fucking, she gets an hour of sleep and goes in to work a double! I stay in bed when she leaves, don't even walk her out the door. I saw her when I went in for my shift and she was literally glowing like last night was one of the best nights she'd had in months. Huge smile, laughing, I mean she wasn't even shit testing me even more it was like I had keys to the castle, and the best part was she definitely wasn't my girlfriend now because I told her straight up I don't want a relationship I'm just looking for fun. She was a plate who was more than happy to share me with the other chicks she convinced herself I'm banging, (at one point she asked me how long the line was for people to get into my bed, I told her 150 and she proceeded to remove her pants) she's got no real reason to think this of course it's all in her head, I can assure she broke a dry streak for me haha.

It literally feels like I went from neophyte to adept overnight. Literally every person I talk to now I feel completely in control of the interaction. I do stand up comedy for fun so I've always had a knack for wit and banter, now it's like that skill is on steroids.

Don't get me wrong. It's just one victory, I've got more weight to move in the gym, and a fuck load of life goals to crush.

But it finally feels like I've broken through and unlearned all the BS lies I was taught about women.

Most importantly, I've gotten over the guilt I used to feel when I was able to do this without understanding why it worked. I'd fucked plenty of chicks in this fashion (most was less attractive) and I would always feel bad like I took advantage of them after (even though they clearly wanted to fuck! Somehow feminism still made me feel bad for having consentual sex!!!)

I got more work left to do... A lot. But to those of you out there still trying to get it figured out, this is all I really have to say.

She's not a fucking lady. She's a self aware animal whose ancestors built an entire civilization that caters to her wants and desires. Her greatest desire, is to get railed by some good cock, but she knows she can find that anywhere, so she prioritizes weeding out betas and installing them as orbiters to help attract even better Chad's to fuck her.

All you have to do is prove you're a Chad, and you'll make her just as happy as if you'd been her beta, if not happier.

TL:DR - to get laid you must beat the shit tests. To beat the shit tests you must silence the nice guy. To silence the nice guy you must realize the true nature of women. To realize the true nature of women, read the sidebar. Lift.

EDIT: People telling me not to shit where I eat, valid, but have you ever worked in a large restaurant in a major city before?

Final Edit: To the people telling me I'm going to jail for not getting consent: she's been the first to text me literally every single night since we had sex. The very next night I got a nude snap chat from her. Three nights later she came over and see me and we laid in bed having sex all day. The last text I have from her is, "when are you going to cuddle me next?" With a selfie with tons of cleavage.

This is the redpill you can't swallow: women feign disinterest. They are testing to see if you go for it. Women literally respond with "I like a guy who just grabs me and does what he wants with me" when asked what they want in bed. "I like a man who will just go for it!" When I asked her if she wanted to have sex, she responded with direct eye contact, biting her lip saying, "just because I want to tonight doesn't mean we should" and then smiled. I read her body language, I felt her energy, I made a judgement call and realized that in typical female fashion she said one thing and meant another. She was daring me to go for it!!! She didn't say no, when I began to penetrate her she didn't say no, and she sure as fuck wasn't saying no the last 5 times we've had sex. Just because feminazis envision sex as having zero push or pull, zero excitement or danger of "being naughty", zero passion and heat between two people playing the seduction game together. Some of you haters and trolls will just have to experience a moment of epiphany yourselves before you finally wake up.

Read the side b