Hahahaaha.

Archwinger · 2014-01-07T14:53:16+00:00

Nice.

He is darn near infertile. And used condoms. And pulled out. And she is pregnant but the has been keeping it a secret from him.

But he trusts her implicitly.

Getting a paternity test would be a violation of that trust, for sure. He should pay her money for 18 years. That's what a loving boyfriend does.

batfish55 · 2014-01-07T16:13:16+00:00

I'm not accusing her of cheating, I trust her implicitly

Trust is earned not implied.

She has admitted to cheating in the past

What a shock, people don't magically change ? go figure...

johnnight · 2014-01-07T15:05:06+00:00

She has admitted to cheating in the past, but I still trust her.

She cheated on a previous partner, not myself. I'm her first serious relationship. It may sound naive but it's true, up until now we have been quite transparent with each other.

On the one hand it's good to know that things work down there for me (I think, getting a virility test ASAP after this)

And the only trust issue now is the seed of doubt planted here in a comment about her possibly cheating on me, hence why she is hiding it.

Kalamity1001 · 2014-01-07T15:44:25+00:00

Are people really Like this? This shocks me how people are this dumb and trusting...to each their own I guess...

specter504 · 2014-01-07T15:25:04+00:00

How anyone could write that, edit for grammar, and not come away wanting a paternity test 2 seconds after posting that for the world to see is beyond me.

Why would you admit to the world (and try to deny it yourself) that you've been cuckolded?

wakingslowdiver · 2014-01-07T17:23:49+00:00

"She cheated on a previous partner, not myself. I'm her first serious relationship. It may sound naive but it's true, up until now we have been quite transparent with each other."

Translated: I'm her first BETA relationship. Honestly this guy has it coming:

she's a cheater
heavy drinker
lying to him
partying with the girls

Yup sounds like dating material!!

at least he will get his fertility checked. After he realizes that she cheated he will probably dump her. Let's pray he learns from this..

fuk_offe · 2014-01-07T16:11:35+00:00

Something similar happened to me in my blue pill days. Relationship is in trouble. She breaks up with me. Right away she gets with another dude that she branch swung to. It was a FWB kind of deal for both of them. He never commits. She comes back begging me to take her back. Stupid me, I get back with her. First time sex she wanted to do it without a condom. I didn't pay no mind to it and I went ahead. Good thing she wasn't pregnant but now that I see it, she most likely was trying to trap me in with a baby. Thank god I was able to cut it off a couple of weeks later.

bradyo2 · 2014-01-07T15:49:33+00:00

Wait.

She went on a girls holiday for a month, came back looking pretty pregnant, had sex as soon as possible, and now she's pregnant despite him basically being infertile.

AND HE STILL TRUSTS HER?!?!?!

tr8 · 2014-01-07T15:49:14+00:00

Terrible title.

Haha! Four weeks in Europe.

bobbyreno · 2014-01-07T18:11:49+00:00

Couldn't take it seriously after he says Female BFF.

W-Z-R · 2014-01-07T17:00:06+00:00

Please be fake, poor schmuck

Even in my BP days I wouldn't have fallen for that BS

JD42305 · 2014-01-07T17:13:34+00:00

Well, clearly they weren't communicating correctly. They need to see a therapist ASAP and express each others feelings. Most likely, this is a big misunderstanding and he shouldn't be so judgmental. Obviously, he has trust issues and needs to man up. Relationships are hard work, after all.

mfw the top comment is about a lack of communication and lack of trust

netgrey · 2014-01-07T16:39:25+00:00

Come on, which one of you wrote that post? I can't even believe that is real.

2014-01-07T19:48:57+00:00

I love the theme. She lied about and subsequently hid something that's a giant deal even when asked point blank. Despite that, half the comments are about how he needs to trust her more.

cagethepepper · 2014-01-07T17:16:53+00:00

tl;dr She got some Spanish/German cock.

Clauderoughly · 2014-01-07T15:45:28+00:00

What a fucking chump.

RelevantConfession · 2014-01-07T22:00:33+00:00

This is why I believe that paternity testing is a must in any relationship. There is no fucking way I'm going to get stuck with the bill of someone else's crotchfruit for 18 YEARS! This moron should be pushing for a paternity test immediately or one should be performed on the aborted fetus.

frazzleddd · 2014-01-07T22:08:11+00:00

"Being a stupid male"

Stopped reading there. The stupid male bit was you trusting a whore. Not figuring shit out slowly

throwaway-o · 2014-01-07T20:16:52+00:00

Because she only just got back from a 4 week holiday in Europe with the girls,

All other issues aside, anybody want to bet that wasn't a cock tour of Europe?

rapreaper · 2014-01-07T23:35:12+00:00

/r/Relationships is such a fucked up place. The Double Standards(tm) are unbelievable! If I read any more posts & comments, I think I'll get a brain tumour.

Nemester · 2014-01-07T18:36:20+00:00

I knew a guy who also had very low sperm count. Girl got pregnent with his kid and he immediately got it dna tested. Sure enough it was his despite low count. Low count does not mean impossible, just unlikely.

Strongproudwoman · 2014-01-07T19:56:38+00:00

I just can't..... Fucking oblivious guys.

This guy needs to leave this girl and get a paternity test if she decides to keep it.

2014-01-07T22:03:01+00:00

Poor beta :'( Hope he makes some good money to reward the cheating cunt for finding an alpha to knock her up since her beta bitch boyfriend didn't have the cajones to! "Don't worry babe, even if it's not mine.. I still love you and OUR son and i trust you forever! <3"

TheWindyCity · 2014-01-07T18:37:37+00:00

I like how he was making a casserole when he found out...making a casserole; now that sounds like a beta thing to do. If he were alpha he would have been BBQing!

johnnight · 2014-01-07T21:17:18+00:00

I think men like this need to be drafted into the army so that their genes get removed from society. Only the strong should survive. Yeah I'm a DICK I hate weakness. I know people in wheelchairs that are more man than some of these fucks.

YouDislikeMyOpinion · 2014-01-07T16:58:46+00:00

I'd give her the benefit of the doubt because I like to trust people implicitly but I think my girlfriend would be keenly aware that I'm patient but I'm not an idiot.

I mean, there's always a non-zero chance when you bonk a girl that you're going to knock her up. Even with all these absurd circumstances- I almost want to say this was made up because it's reddit and people do that a lot on the relationships / askmen / askwomen boards- there is still a chance.

But if the odds actually did fall against it like they're supposed to? Well I'd do the adult thing and ask her what the heck she was doing. Because she clearly needs a parental / adult figure rather than a vindictive boyfriend. The vindictive boyfriend doesn't fix anything other then (maybe) his own ego. So she went and fucked some random dude. Doesn't bother me. I want to know why she was doing that while pretending to have an emotional attachment to moi. Because if there's something I'm not doing for her, she really does owe it to all parties involved to just end things gracefully and walk off the stage. But because she didn't now I have to tell her that it's over. Because a kid doesn't want the show to end but an adult needs to know when to stop bad money after good (good money after bad?)

Maybe when she actually puts on her big girl pants (skirt?) and behaves like an adult she'll find someone whom she can actually be intimate and form an actual relationship with, but that person ain't him.

Hiding critical details of the going-ons in your life because you're afraid of the reaction of those around you is something children do.

Title	Hahahaaha.
Author	throwaway-o
Upvotes	47
Comments	102
Date	January 7, 2014 2:29 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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