Mr.V’s Guide To Texting Girls

SalporinRP · 2020-01-20T03:25:18+00:00

1.01 - EVERYTHING IS GOOD Work is never stressful. I’m always doing amazing. I never complain. Don’t go into details about your life, leave a little mystery.

This first piece of advice is golden. When texting a girl so many people (myself included) often revert back to the old tried and true "my works sucks, I hate my boss, this coworker is a weirdo", etc. type shit.

Let's be real. Unless it's some crazy unique story (like you walked into the handicapped bathroom to find your boss fucking the hot intern), no one gives a fuck. Even a story like that would be better told in person. 95% of people at least are ambivalent about their jobs, if they don't hate them outright. Point being, you should be the fun part about a girl's day, not be someone who unloads their shitty day on them.

Be the guy who girls want to see after a shitty day at work because you're fun, energetic, and give them tingles.

_do_not_read_this_ · 2020-01-20T01:21:13+00:00

This is fucking gold.

Bookmarked to finish reading later.

Never be fucking serious, concerned, emotional, needy. When in doubt, make a joke. Always, make a joke.

I even tell women "I don't text serious anything."

Lots of the advice works in meat-space too.

Her IRL: "My Christmas was horrible, like a Netflix movie:

Me: "Let's get a drink, I want to hear all about it."

It's called, "she's giving you an opening dummy, take it!"

Options_100 · 2020-01-20T03:39:21+00:00

HORRIBLE. Texting like this leads you to becoming nothing but a source of amusement and free attention for girls.

boywonder200 · 2020-01-20T03:07:24+00:00

"This is so you *insert funny gif*"

And that is where I stopped reading. This is approaching "LOL so random and quirky XD" levels. Would work on teenage girls, probably not anyone above the age of 21.

mrmaika10 · 2020-01-20T04:13:02+00:00

This is what’s being posted on trp now? Save texts for logistics and nothing else. You’re not a fucking monkey meant to entertain her, you’re a man. This post should be a prime example of what not to do.

BigClitorisDick · 2020-01-20T01:24:34+00:00

I've got to speak my mind and say that this is too much effort. And your screenshots, you're saying a lot of cringy shit.

Emerald__Faith · 2020-01-20T04:09:49+00:00

Text for logistics only

read sidebar
useless post

PuddleBoatCaptain · 2020-01-20T02:28:56+00:00

This type of texting works for younger girls probably pre-21. The more mature ones will be immune to this bullshit way of texting. This shit is synonymous with fuck boy behavior and gets old very fast with anyone.

A better method for communicating for anything longer than setting up dates to hang out, is just fucking calling the bitch, but be warned, if your game is shit or you have the social skills of someone with Aspergers, you’re better of texting like this dude suggests.

Gullible_Comfortable · 2020-01-20T01:02:46+00:00

Really good stuff there. Don't be afraid to type like a retard, that is the level most chicks are on anyway

vullnet123 · 2020-01-20T03:16:54+00:00

I think a lot of dudes here are gonna hate on this, but young chicks love being sent dumb ass shit like this.

mrheh · 2020-01-20T14:00:23+00:00

Man, I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I always thought you were supposed to ask open-ended questions but it makes much more sense to just make statements. Great post.

ElegantCyclist · 2020-01-20T00:00:48+00:00

Lots of guys are shit at texting, so this is useful. I know cause girls show me their texts and snaps from guys and the guys are usually terrible, needy texters.

Getting into a good texting flow will take some time, but hopefully the guidelines I’ve presented here will help you get there quickly. Try as much as possible to FEEL the energy and “body language” of the texts. This will help the words come out more easily.

opper-hombre1 · 2020-01-20T14:21:33+00:00

Good post. I liked it.

Lot of boomers here stuck on the tExT fOr LoGiStIcS

jonivaio · 2020-01-20T12:30:15+00:00

What kind of kindergarden post is this? Texting with sponge bob gifs?

It felt like I'm reading a Red Pill guide for little kids.

Flux_7 · 2020-01-20T12:06:14+00:00

Lmao. This shit gets upvoted here?

This is how you can tell this sub is filled with LARPers.

_do_not_read_this_ · 2020-01-20T01:26:54+00:00

Haven't finished reading yet, but I would add, never, fucking never send an emoji to a woman, you're a fucking man, you communicate with words not fucking cartoons like a fucking little girl.

And the they're so open to multiple mis-interpretations. Just don't fucking send an emoji to a woman.

The exception being when a chick texts me an obvious blow-off, sometimes I give them a "thumb's up" just to be ambiguous if it's really okay or not, keep communication open for future.

sz-mark01 · 2020-01-20T22:09:30+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MONKEY EMOJI? IVE NEVER USED IT IN MY LIFE AND NEVER WILL. That's so bullshit.

2020-01-20T03:51:38+00:00

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bootypickup · 2020-01-21T01:15:59+00:00

It really depends on the persons personality I think. Gifs are fine sometimes, they can be real funny and women love a guy with a good sense of humor and that can make them laugh. Emojis sometimes convey and say just enough without saying anything. Just depends on the vibe and flow of things.

Shykiwi312 · 2020-01-21T03:21:01+00:00

How is this a top post. This is a bad article.

Psyyko · 2020-01-20T20:36:12+00:00

Honestly, most of this is just arbitrary bullshit based on absolutely nothing. I hope people understand this instead of following it like it's the bible.

meerita · 2020-01-20T08:17:25+00:00

All I want is a detailed thread of shit tests passed. I tried but didn't find anything really done.

PCM97 · 2020-01-20T03:52:09+00:00

Minus the GIFs, some really good stuff here

y0ussefhesham · 2020-01-20T15:38:24+00:00

Bookmarked. This is golden.

randombjkfan1903 · 2020-01-20T10:14:38+00:00

This is a very good guide but it’s not going to work if you want to be able to manipulate people.

Title	Mr.V’s Guide To Texting Girls
Author	ElegantCyclist
Upvotes	398
Comments	61
Date	January 20, 2020 12:00 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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