Took home a lovely woman from the bar last night.

She opted for an awkward seat in my peripheral vision. Taking off her jacket, I grab a gander, realizing she is a "yes."

A couple minutes go by of feeling her eyes on me but not trying to get caught looking. She sneezes, I say bless you. After her thankyou, I ask her with a grin, "Drinking alone tonight?"

"Looks like you're doing the same." So why don't you come grab this seat next to me so neither of us have to drink alone on a Wednesday night.

I just start picking at her life, letting her do the majority of the talking. Throwing in bit of relevant information here and there. Letting silence hang over us when the conversation died. Light touching and teasing through out.

The two guys I was waiting for show up after 45 minutes of banter. When she got up to powder her nose, I lean over to my boy, "Listen, I don't remember her name. When she gets back introduce yourself and ask her name."

He throws a light shot at my lack of manners, then I steam roll, introducing her to everyone else who trickled in with our crew of eight. We're throwing darts, so I invite her back. Intentionally sitting away from her at first.

Ended up sitting on a stool behind her. She was spinning around, told me "you're too close." As my legs prevented her from making a full revolution. Started bouncing her clockwise to counter clockwise but she wasn't having it.

She moved her seat so I started spinning her faster, eventually too fast to the point she fell off into my lap, cuddling up for a minute.

Night goes on, my crew slowly grew then took off in pairs. I taught her how to shake for shots. She told me she loved my scarf. So I put it around her neck.

After awhile I ask for it back, when she refused, I grabbed the ends, pulling her in for a kiss. She came close but shut me down.

Throwing in some quip about being a tease, she informs me "it's my job, I'm a dancer after all."

Now some guys might have felt had but I let her keep my scarf. We grab a seat at the bar with some other folks I knew. Her legs are constantly on my seat, mine on hers. We're both escalating kino.

Eventually I go for it again, except this time wrapping the scarf once around her neck, applying a bit of a choke and we start making out at the bar for fifteen seconds.

After that it's over, she's on my lap. Constantly touching me the rest of the night. We closed down the bar, I walk her to her car. Kiss her and ask are we going to your place or mine?

Mine it is. She talked a bit of shit walking into my bedroom because I don't have a bed, I sleep in a hammock. Once in it tho, she fell in love with the uniqueness.

In the morning she couldn't get enough of me. We discussed the fact she was looking at me before she even sat down.

She agreed.

We discussed the fact she knew I was going to fuck her the minute I said bless you, making the decision it was happening that night when she realized I wasn't alone, only waiting on people.

Wish I'd have pushed faster as there was no need for me to close the bar down to take her home.