So this happened a few months ago and after I saw the other lady’s post about her Hinge horror story, I knew I should write mine.

I am 26(M) and she was 27(F). We started texting for about 2-3 weeks and in this time, I had some intuition that she was crazy. Picking fights on little things, sending 8 texts after I don’t respond within 5 minutes, etc.

Anyways, I say YOLO and decide to hang out with her at her house. So I get there, and my first impression was that she was beautiful and all is good. We planned on making pizza and having some beer. Well, I get inside and the house is a mess. Like shit laying everywhere but i wasn’t there to judge. But this is where the fuck up starts. She tells me to take the pizza out of the oven because she’s never taken one out before.. I go “...okay” and take it out. I cut it and we sit down to eat it on her balcony. Turns out her balcony had a nest and baby birds in it. Her dog starts to lick the hatchling and the egg of another. She tells me to grab the nest and throw it off the balcony. I refuse and then she tells me that she’s done it 5 other times and it’s no big deal. Red flag. I thought she was a Steven Avery for a second.

We then come inside to watch some Netflix and within 5 minutes she’s already moved to my lap and making out with me. Tells me to go into her room with her for sexy time. Rips off my jeans and proceeds to put it in after I asked her if I could get a condom before we started. She refused. I’m thinking red flag, run, she wants me to get her pregnant or what if she has an STD? I couldn’t just run for my car without pants on so I hung in there.. or in her? We’re midway thru when she gets off me and has a mental breakdown saying that I am just using her and I comfort her saying we should stop. She proceeds to get back on and finish me on her stomach. So I go to the bathroom to clean up my wet noodle and here I see red stuff in a puddle on the back of her toilet behind the seat. A little freaked out so I put my pants on and tell her I have to get up early for work.

I finagle my shoes on while small talking, she tells me she loves me and asks me to be her boyfriend, to which I tell her to slow her roll and that we will talk. Skedaddled my way out the door to my car where she then chases some geese. I get down the road not even 2 minutes and I have 8 missed calls (shit you not). Get home and go to bed and wake up with 5 texts and another 11 missed calls. One text called me a coward for not answering, then the next one saying that if I respond and work things out, I’m not a coward and then finally another one saying we’re done and I’m a coward.

I ended up blocking her so fast and kept texts for proof if she tried to pull a fast one on me with the police. And that is how I fucked up with meeting a girl on Hinge

Tl;dr: Met a girl off Hinge, wanted me to murder some birds, then she ripped my clothes off and told me I was using her. Claimed she was in love with me and called me 19 times within 10 hours. Blocked her