Whitney Cummings - Proof that it's only offensive when we say it

zpatriarchy · 2016-02-23T20:30:13+00:00

I hate the pill because it tricks my body into thinking I am pregnant, so even tho I know I should be attracted to nerdy guys who can help me get my nudes off of the cloud, I am attracted to alpha males

the opposite is true: girls on the pill are attracted to beta bux

ramaga · 2016-02-23T20:46:58+00:00

There are a lot of things Whitney understands that this sub would agree with. For example, the concept of The Wall. On her recent appearance on The Fighter and the Kid podcast, Whitney said she wants to retire from being in front of the camera by the time she's 40 (and preferably by the time she's 35--she's 33 now) because, and I'm paraphrasing what she said despite the quotes, "No one wants to look at a 40-year-old woman."

VasiliyZaitzev · 2016-02-23T21:12:18+00:00

The problem that Whitney Cummings has (or had when she was in her 20s, but probably still does) is that she was a tall, overachieving, attractive woman and so her pool of guys she wanted was limited Because...HYPERGAMY, when the reality is there's nothing wrong with her that couldn't be worked out over a long weekend with a leash and some doggy treats.

favours_of_the_moon · 2016-02-23T21:27:58+00:00

When I was in my 20s I thought I was funny, amazing, had a great personality.... turns out guys just wanted to fuck me. Then she points to females in the front of the audience and tells them that they aren't special, they are in their 20s, there's a difference

Tell that to a bitch all you want, she'll NEVER believe it. Until she's 45 or whatever. LOL

There'll always be people stepping up, willing to tell her what she WANTS to hear. Which to her is the same thing as it being true.

Semper_I · 2016-02-23T21:23:50+00:00

Here she is on the Joe Brogan Podcast Explaining the wall, her Alphaness and hiding being a chick with money, rough sex etc

P.S she wants his shit

muxler · 2016-02-23T21:08:09+00:00

I went on a date and saw him trip and I wasn't attracted to him any more.

Holy shit, if every female had this mindset, humans might die.

Who loses attractiveness just because of a stumble? The fux...

nomad-oz · 2016-02-23T22:06:55+00:00

I hate the pill because it tricks my body into thinking I am pregnant

The pill also lowers her libido. This is why guys think women are not as interested in sex as men.

Imagine a pill that maintained her sex drive. Promiscuity would go through the roof. Maybe even BB could get laid.

ContreToutChacal · 2016-02-23T23:10:50+00:00

There's great untaped potential for a female comedian to be actually funny while being controversial. All she has to do is to portray a character who'd be a slightly over-exaggerated version of AWALT while showing some self-awareness. She could straight up read the posts we have here or the nice hamster specimen at twox and she would be the best female comedian even. I'd produce such a comedian if I had money and knew how to produce comedians lol.

InscrutablePUA · 2016-02-24T01:25:38+00:00

red pill truths can ONLY be communicated in public in the form of humor. That's why Bill Burr is only getting more successful.

AngrySmartass · 2016-02-23T23:33:42+00:00

I've watched her on the Joe Rogan Experience. She's a cartoon version of the 'I've only dated bad guys, because I can't help myself' - type. She even seemed to be self-aware for a moment, but then started flirting hard with Joe, a devoted husband, throughout the whole 2 hours.

Don't get me wrong, out of all the female comics, she's probably pretty funny, but they're all getting laughs that a male comic doesn't get. Lots of sex jokes, too, to make it dirty.

Gawernator · 2016-02-23T21:42:46+00:00

Watching it now, she's pretty funny surprisingly. Lol. Not sure about the birth control parts. She drops a lot of RP truth with a funny yet jaded delivery.

quelques_heures · 2016-02-24T00:10:55+00:00

I thought that having a home, and a great career would make guys more interested in me. I was wrong

And the thing is if those accomplishments made a woman more humble and open to dating men beneath her, guys would be more interested.

But they actually make her more entitled and selective. It's like, now that she's a VP with an MBA, she'll only date the CEO, except she's 35 and the CEO is fucking 20 year-olds.

IVIaskerade · 2016-02-24T01:02:38+00:00

You'd think that with a surname like "Cummings" she'd be desperate to take another man's surname.

TheRealMouseRat · 2016-02-23T23:26:06+00:00

Actually it's not offensive when we say it either. You just never have to mention trp directly.

nevercomment · 2016-02-23T23:29:31+00:00

Anyone have a link to her HBO special mentioned in this post?

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-02-23T23:48:21+00:00

We are biologically wired to be turned off by weakness. I went on a date and saw him trip and I wasn't attracted to him any more

Just remember this one lads when your next date shows the tiniest sign of obesity.

Johnny10toes · 2016-02-24T00:54:45+00:00

I liked her interview with Tim Ferriss. Warning: She says triggered.

Howlgram · 2016-02-23T23:29:19+00:00

She was turned off because the guy tripped.

This can't be just because the guy tripped, it's probably because he acted ashamed about it.

SmilingWatermelon · 2016-02-23T22:48:53+00:00

All he had to do was trip? Holy fuck.

This is why you should limit your time with women. Any imperfection is weakness in their eyes.

Title	Whitney Cummings - Proof that it's only offensive when we say it
Author	SunshineBlotters
Upvotes	171
Comments	114
Date	February 23, 2016 8:20 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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