[48F] She seems nice.

Macphearson · 2019-02-06T14:19:17+00:00

"I WILL KNO BY UR HORRID SPELLING"

Well, she seems self aware.

RedditRouge00 · 2019-02-06T14:26:54+00:00

She is extremely jaded from dating and is at her breaking point.

It warms my heart ❤️

motor-_ · 2019-02-06T14:54:34+00:00

She has un-mgtowed me!

I am going to work extra hours, hit the gym, and become a surgeon just so I can win this rare flower of femininity.

iowaclass · 2019-02-06T14:25:13+00:00

Where’s the list of things she has to offer? Oh right, there isn’t one.

BumKnickle · 2019-02-06T14:39:42+00:00

i love people like this i genuinely do, solely because you dont have to care about their feelings at all.

ordinarily i would be quite respectful and polite to people as a default response, but when they are as obnoxious as this i literally couldnt give a flying fuck.

i dont date, but if i did and she hit me up i would simply say "not a chance you are too old too ugly (if she was) and obnoxious " and not feel bad about it at all.

_infinite_Thoughts · 2019-02-06T14:52:47+00:00

48 acting like this. Smh. She still doesn't even say what she wants or is looking for(directly). So many guys see these types of profiles and have broken through to get the ass what makes this woman any different... We know who has been pumped and dumped the last 25 years or so

[deleted] · 2019-02-06T15:24:40+00:00

Hey grandma, your caps lock is on.

OracleofFl · 2019-02-06T14:41:21+00:00

So, the guy she wants to meet (white knight, beta big bux) is going to read this, pass all her requirements and then jump at the chance to hit her up.......right.....

BernieSandersgirl101 · 2019-02-06T15:13:29+00:00

She's 48 years old. She should have married a good man years ago. She also has horrible grammar, which is a turn off.

DonLandsman · 2019-02-06T15:31:58+00:00

"Horrid spelling", Hmm. OK.

I will kno

wen I respond

ur (your)

idk wat

Bitch you better be one hot 48 year old to be flipping this kind of shit in an OLD profile. Because no woman, i don't care how hot or how velvety her pussy, is worth this kind of strident cuntiness.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-02-06T23:12:49+00:00

"YOUR MOTHERS SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED!"

Does this chick even know how pregnancy works? You'd think a bitter 48 year old might have been around the block a few times. This has to be a parody, it's too stupid to be legit. The thought "how the hell is this even real?" crossed my mind a few times.

Good day to you too, miss.

brazil84 · 2019-02-06T15:30:03+00:00

I think that in general, when a woman has "rules" or "policies" about dating, it makes her far less attractive because it shows she's become cynical and jaded.

Astral-Projector · 2019-02-06T15:29:36+00:00

Hey Jennifer, who hurt you?

[deleted] · 2019-02-06T16:50:42+00:00

If a man wrote the opposite of this, he'd be called the second coming of Heinrich Himmler.

RenaHeart · 2019-02-06T22:08:27+00:00

Who hurt you..?

oirectine00 · 2019-02-06T22:12:56+00:00

Menopause is a helluva drug

Cabshear · 2019-02-06T16:15:39+00:00

Who hurt you....

Westernhagen · 2019-02-06T15:33:31+00:00

"Porn stores" are still a thing? Who the hell buys porn in a store when they can get it for free online?

byronshadow · 2019-02-06T17:04:42+00:00

A Gen X woman with a chip on her shoulder the size of Montana. Be still, my heart!

SirKolbath · 2019-02-06T17:53:30+00:00

Wow. That didn’t blow my skirt up, but it definitely blew my hair back.

attongirdeaux · 2019-02-06T20:22:22+00:00

This reads like a EULA where it talks about the defective parts section.

vivab0rg · 2019-02-06T17:32:08+00:00

Hello to your cats. Goodbye.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-02-06T18:00:05+00:00

WHAT'S WITH THE ALL CAPS? WHY YOU SO ANGRY?

harharry · 2019-02-06T19:00:44+00:00

The entitlement is strong.

The “if it wasn’t for all you idiots” is a dead give away that she goes for attractive guys who have options and legit don’t take shit from her.

RealMcGonzo · 2019-02-06T20:39:36+00:00

I'm always tempted to respond to one of these and see how many rule violations I can cram into a message.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-02-06T17:39:58+00:00

Lol, you can tell she missed the boat and is now desperately hoping to not end up with a house full of cats

ManReggie · 2019-02-06T22:24:26+00:00

I love her desperation and depression dating as a fat (let's face it, she's probably fat) ageing bint.

Shadowthrice · 2019-02-06T22:24:52+00:00

Do they have jack off booths at my local porn store? I...may have been leading a sheltered life.

ransay3277 · 2019-02-07T01:01:06+00:00

My future ex wife.

Canadeaan · 2019-02-07T03:12:10+00:00

when your IQ is so high you think spammers read your bio

Ipride362 · 2019-02-06T14:43:35+00:00

Rule 39 and 40

swedishchef123 · 2019-02-06T20:32:41+00:00

I get that most of these posts are supposed to be the extreme ends of the spectrum, and to showcase just how crazy a profile/demands can be but seriously... this has GOT to be fake. If not... do people who post profiles like this not read through before posting? Not see how terrible of a human they come across as being?

Who on earth would want to spend ANY kind of time/effort on that. I wouldn't waste my effort on a SUPERMODEL if she talked to me or anyone else like that.

Vox_Dobad · 2019-02-06T21:23:53+00:00

LOUD NOISES

buzzingkidder · 2019-02-06T22:51:07+00:00

TLDR - fuck that shit stay well away from me!

Requiem2247 · 2019-02-07T04:15:21+00:00

They have jack off booths at my local porn store?

MrBluePill · 2019-02-07T08:22:04+00:00

Anyone who calls her pretty is obviously a spammer, at least she got that right.

[deleted] · 2019-02-07T12:41:24+00:00

Is this the same chick that needed a bus for 20 people for free?

Yashugan00 · 2019-02-09T18:15:16+00:00

whine?

boxes of whine, to be drank alone with her cats

devok1 · 2019-02-14T03:08:49+00:00

48 jfl , who wants to fuck a dry up mummy?

Harry_Teak · 2019-02-14T21:15:16+00:00

Well, I'm erect. Got her number?

Title	[48F] She seems nice.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	210
Comments	65
Date	February 6, 2019 2:07 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/anr0xe/48f_she_seems_nice/
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