Boring, basic single mom looking for marriage on tinder. Can't forget the astrology.

coloradocaniac · 2020-11-14T14:10:02+00:00

"I'll cook so long as you do all the real work."

Tell ya what, since I'm already doing 2/3rds of the work, why not do the rest and cut you out of all of it?

Tweapodok33 · 2020-11-14T14:53:53+00:00

I like to sleep?

What made her think that was a selling point?

“I like to consume food, and also urinate on occasion.”

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-11-14T14:39:36+00:00

There are so many alarm bells but looks at what she leads some of her sentences/sections with...

The first thing she says is her star sign. So we know she is absolutely crazy.

Her number one interest is sleep. What the hell! That is just a necessary function. I guess this an early code for "there isn't going to be much sex here". Why publish that information on your personal advert?

She also admits that her child is a disaster since he wrecks her apartment. Apartments are not big. It should not be "impossible" to keep a place clean. Perhaps to make it absolutely spotless. But it should be possible for it to be reasonably tidy. Especially as there is no mention of a job. So what does she do all day....

As the marriage thing. That is potentially supposed to be a joke but it is still not what you want to read on tinder! Or anywhere. Talk about pressure. And that would be from a blue pill perspective. From a red pill perspective it is exactly what the flair tag says - a bailout request

Nice_Category · 2020-11-14T15:10:18+00:00

I absolutely hate it when people say they'll cook as long someone else does the dishes. That means she doesn't know how to cook tidy, or at all. A big part of cooking is cleaning as you go. By the time I'm done cooking, the only dirty dishes left are the plates the food gets served on and the pots/pans that are holding the prepared food. Everything else, cutting boards, knives, measuring cups, mixing bowls, etc, should already be in the dishwasher.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-14T14:40:39+00:00

Aquarius

Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.

I caught the bouquet...

No one cares.

I'll cook as long...

Unless you can cook me a 5-star dish everyday, I won't do most of the work.

I just need hugs...

What does "hugs someone that feels like home" mean?

KaiserEspinoza · 2020-11-14T17:47:48+00:00

Why the fuck would I follow you on Instagram?

I swear social media has ruined humanity, nobody gives a fuck to see pics of your kid or last night's dinner

GayyFieri · 2020-11-14T15:37:53+00:00

Meh. I feel bad for her. She gets points for being cute and not hating on men, however....

"so you know what that means" ... yeah, it means you're looking for someone to manipulate into marriage so that you can feel like less of a loser in comparison to your female friends who didn't make bad choices like you did and which will eventually result in you abusing and then legally thieving the fruits of his previous 20 years of labor from him 😂😂😂

edit: whoa shit, I only just noticed

I like to sleep

moorekom · 2020-11-14T15:02:02+00:00

She forgot to mention that she likes breathing too.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-11-14T15:40:12+00:00

'I caught the bouquet at my cousins wedding so you know what that means' - That you have good hand to eye coordination for a woman?

MrNeurotypical · 2020-11-14T15:54:27+00:00

child at heart

So I get to be the only adult in the messy house doing dishes while she sleeps and dances with the kid. What a deal!

mustangfrank · 2020-11-14T15:19:30+00:00

Sounds like a winner to me. What do I sign up? Oh wait. Single mom with kid. Where have I seen this before? Every day to WAATGM.

asdf333aza · 2020-11-14T17:38:45+00:00

She's blaming her inability to clean on her son, how convenient. No, lady, you're just a lazy thot with an entitled attitude. At least admit it since it's already super obvious.

Secret_Combo · 2020-11-14T18:29:35+00:00

Honestly, there are fewer red flags on this profile than what's typically posted on this sub. There's still plenty of red flags, though.

asdf333aza · 2020-11-14T16:46:10+00:00

I love how shes like "child at heart". Your 23 your still a teenager all but lmao

1st10Amendments · 2020-11-14T18:42:02+00:00

Props to her for offering the housekeeping, meals, and hugs, tho. Shows a bit of integrity; she doesn’t ‘deserve’ a knight to ‘serve his queen,’ but wants to be the lady to his sir.

scifulist · 2020-11-14T20:43:35+00:00

Why women are very fond of astrology? Astrology is just purely BS.

Kazuma_Chunchunmaru · 2020-11-14T22:05:35+00:00

I notice "I like to work" wasn't mentioned anywhere on that list but sleep and dance around my Section 8 approved apartment was...

autonomousfailure · 2020-11-14T22:17:37+00:00

“Follow me on Instagram”

lol wtf?

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-11-14T22:23:22+00:00

Here, I’ll translate for you guys: she sleeps in until noon. Her idea of cleaning is throwing things in the corner pile. She is looking for you to be her boyfriend and take her out to eat. Oh, and she doesn’t work and has no intention of working ever.

PorkSoda1999 · 2020-11-14T23:55:55+00:00

Posts from these type of woman are always as such

I like...
I like...
You have to be...
You have to be...
You have to be...
You have to be...
also have a car, 100k salary, house
I have a child from someone else for you to raise > never mentions what I have to offer cause I bring nothing to the table besides extra baggage of a shit personality, kids and baby daddy drama

reignoferror00 · 2020-11-15T03:42:38+00:00

"I caught the bouquet at my cousins wedding so you know what that means". Okay diamond must mean baseball diamond and guy and girl must be a mixed softball team. So you're filling in for our injured first basemen then?

"I like to sleep, drive ..." and she wants to die peacefully, not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-11-15T06:50:07+00:00

Microwaving frozen dinners can not be defined as cooking. Stained bras and crusty panties on the floor are not the fault of a 3 year old boy. She's a slob and she's making excuses.

camskea · 2020-11-15T07:17:12+00:00

I used to live in Thailand and date a fair bit. Its always a red flag when someone lists what they like to do and mentions 'sleep'. The Thai chicks, 90% list sleep as an interest, straight out of anything beyond the possibility of pump and dump

DevilComeKnockin · 2020-11-15T13:38:54+00:00

"Child at heart" - That's the whole problem, lady.

2020-11-15T15:35:04+00:00

A very nice way of saying her place is always a mess and she needs a simp to clean it for her and provide now that she's no longer wanted on the carousel.

Jeviok · 2020-11-22T05:25:00+00:00

This is the first profile I've seen on here where they offer doing something for someone else. But of course manages to ruin it within the same sentence.

Markes777 · 2020-11-14T16:32:52+00:00

so if i take the trash out she'll be cooking for me at a restaurant? or what? lmao

oh_no_aliens · 2020-11-14T20:58:28+00:00

Aquarius? More like Mercurial.

French_Bulldog · 2020-11-14T21:49:42+00:00

Surprised no “my son is my world, he will always be first”

cst_ub · 2020-11-15T01:14:03+00:00

Idk about this one, she sounds pretty genuine

Title	Boring, basic single mom looking for marriage on tinder. Can't forget the astrology.
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	420
Comments	77
Date	November 14, 2020 2:08 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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