Do you measure up?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-11-21T17:15:12+00:00

I re-flaired it from "the big question" to "entitlement princess" since she fits that flair's description:

Carol has unreasonable standards while offering little to no value herself

She demands a guy with an unusually large wang while offering nothing but liabilities and excuses for why she won't see him often.

Tsnacker77 · 2020-11-21T17:41:17+00:00

34 yr old sex addict with kids. This is a good lay, and shes using Tinder for its designed purpose. Too bad my inclination tells me shes fat.

Zombeflandrs · 2020-11-21T17:49:18+00:00

Anything less then that won’t get any friction😂

reignoferror00 · 2020-11-21T17:47:47+00:00

Wants someone decent, hung like a horse, and doesn't mind constantly being 2nd banana (or lower down the bunch) to her kid. Would she like him to ride in on a unicorn or a T-rex? and what colours should it be?

Think she'll have better luck finding a guy with small hands and skinny forearms to "upscale" from her Magnum XL. I'm sure he'll slide all too easily inside her.

Corran_Halcyon · 2020-11-21T18:46:07+00:00

The percentage of all men who fit her demands is so small she would need to "love to travel."

We have all seen and met women with outrageous and delusional demands, especially from women with an extremely low SMV, that have no clue how much of a joke they are. It will be years still before she even as enough self-awareness to come close to understand this. At least we have the entertainment during the interim.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-11-21T21:22:39+00:00

Hi what are you looking for in a relationship?

Big dick

Companionship? Love? Mutual respect? Caring personality? Financial security? Someone that does beat or rape you?

Can’t you read! Big dick!

2020-11-21T22:23:56+00:00

I love how it's cool to require a minimum dick size, but God forbid you ask them to not get fat.

mustangfrank · 2020-11-21T20:39:40+00:00

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houseoftolstoy · 2020-11-22T00:50:33+00:00

Is it any surprise that she became a single mom with her emphasis on such a superficial trait? I get preferences, but after the token phrase of wanting "someone decent," she sure says a lot about measurement requirements. "Someone decent" just means "a hung guy who will commit to me." I am sure that will work for her no problem.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-11-21T18:38:09+00:00

I was starting to think the dick size requirement that the red pill keep talking about was a bit of a myth since I don’t see it. But i imagine it is because most aren’t brazen enough to put it down in the profile

This one is even more selective than the usual height requirements

I could be wrong but I am sure the percentage of people of that size is lower than those over 6’. Or even 6’2”

I could be wrong. Sadly for me I have no idea what size you need to be to fit into a magnum xl !

BeholdTheHair · 2020-11-21T18:58:30+00:00

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Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-11-21T22:21:28+00:00

Just a heads up, no matter how big you are, you wouldn’t be big enough, at least not for long. This woman can never be satisfied.

MrNeurotypical · 2020-11-21T23:28:46+00:00

Now that's the kind of lady you bring home to mom. /s

DevilMF · 2020-11-22T03:28:18+00:00

Fuck... imagine being that cavernous that you can’t be pleasured by a normal penis 😂

Martellus732 · 2020-11-22T03:39:31+00:00

Scooter in a 4-lane tunnel.

Jeviok · 2020-11-22T04:58:04+00:00

Having a horse vagina is a deal-breaker.

RampantRyanLion · 2020-11-22T10:06:23+00:00

If a guy had no 3 foot beavers or no stretch marks, that profile would go viral.

mjladieman · 2020-11-21T20:13:04+00:00

😂😂

chalulin · 2020-11-22T06:54:42+00:00

Translation: she's a tight as throwing a hot dog down the Grand Canyon.

Balefirez · 2020-11-23T05:56:14+00:00

I just laughed at this. The only thing she cares about is his “third leg”. That’s fine if that’s all you care about, but don’t be surprised if he has absurd standards in return. It’s not wonder she hasn’t been able to keep a relationship. The only thing she cares about gets old really fast. Then, suddenly, all his glaring flaws come out and she realizes she’s made another huge mistake.

187-MDK · 2020-12-01T00:50:06+00:00

TLDR Your dick just be this long to ride.

GuianaSurvivor · 2020-11-22T06:16:14+00:00

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Title	Do you measure up?
Author	ItsaGhostDonut
Upvotes	124
Comments	63
Date	November 21, 2020 5:06 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/jye9p1/do_you_measure_up/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/do-you-measure-up.332662 https://theredarchive.com/post/332662

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