Feeling like this is getting repetitive

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-04-02T01:03:38+00:00

Must be under 120 lbs. to ride in my car. Tee hee!

ihateshadylandlords · 2019-04-02T01:40:29+00:00

Who’s ready to take on Jiffy Lube Jeff’s sloppy seconds? Maybe you can take her to the local country bar where you can meet the other rednecks who plowed her!

CaptainMaxelson · 2019-04-02T02:26:09+00:00

It is going to be pretty interesting to see what the next couple decades will look like. These single moms are a full blown pandemic. I bet there is going to be an ENORMOUS upsurge in spinster only "retirement" communities. I'd say it would be a great way to make money but we all know these laydeez are going to be in full blown poverty by the time they reach their retirement age. I wonder how Uncle Sugar is going to handle it all?

shrinkshooter · 2019-04-02T02:54:23+00:00

What a sweet deal. She even 1-ups her own cuntiness by having such an insufferable song to imply implications.

I'm an asshole, overly sassy

You weren't raised in the country with your father around, then, that's for damn sure. Also, I can't see why any cowboy or farmchad would want to finish a long day of working with farm animals just to come home and jump in bed with one.

EnglishBob71 · 2019-04-02T09:08:44+00:00

I love how "Ride this Ride" is becoming a witty tagline for e-tramps. It's like a Freudian Slip that they are the town bike. Also...

"...if you don't like kids?"

Notice how a man not liking some other guy's bastards is framed as one who 'does not like kids' in general. It's as if she had kid/s via immaculate conception. The arrogance and delusion in the profile is clear, and something is feeding it - she's getting ample swipes and messages from cowboy hat wearing blue pill cucks.

CatLvnCnt · 2019-04-02T03:17:01+00:00

Every time some trash woman like this says “hussle” I’m always imagining her side gig includes doing some kind of retail fraud, or she’s a drug mule or something.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-04-02T02:39:33+00:00

Well, at least she didn't say must be 6'3", so gotta give her that!

UltimateCurryCel · 2019-04-02T04:53:23+00:00

Imagine a platform where you need to tell men to reject you three times.

notyourdude201 · 2019-04-02T05:28:38+00:00

She looks like all the post wall fatties on this sub's current banner.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-04-02T06:51:09+00:00

Wow, what a catch!

vampyreorlokk · 2019-04-02T12:43:54+00:00

This is your society on feminism

bushwicksick · 2019-04-02T03:09:49+00:00

These wh0r3s are deranged. Seriously, who the hell would touch a moron like this?

VadeRetroLupa · 2019-04-02T13:06:33+00:00

It is kind of like those Nigerian email scams, they’re so outrageously obvious and poorly worded on purpose because they want to weed out all but the dumbest mōthafūckas. These tinder profiles too I suspect are this outrageously odious to preemptively weed out anyone with even a shred of dignity or intelligence so that they can find and leech off of the thirstiest bottom feeders who would actually give these women any attention.

WearerOfAsshats · 2019-04-02T03:30:32+00:00

Can't break something that's already broken 😎

AliBarakat · 2019-04-02T05:48:08+00:00

"Country boys"

Do former ISIS members from the Raqqa countryside count?

meerita · 2019-04-02T13:23:13+00:00

I clearly don't see the same pattern in my country, they're not that badass. I can see they're aggressive in the way of "this is me, if you don't like me, gtfo" but the american girls have this extra entitlement that make this posts so much funniers.

rockbottommale123 · 2019-04-02T07:38:02+00:00

She'll also break the bank, not just your heart.

bobik314 · 2019-04-02T07:46:36+00:00

If she openly admits she will break heart maybe some guy would try to do this first.

Autisticus · 2019-04-02T06:02:40+00:00

Female Rivals

Why do women always have to act like men these days? /s

byronshadow · 2019-04-02T15:03:00+00:00

"Just find a nice country girl, bro".

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-04-02T15:33:50+00:00

Girls are taught a dating tactic called ‘hard to get’

With the invention of dating sites and so many possible matches they don’t realize that their prior life decisions actually make them HARD TO WANT.

sortathrow · 2019-04-02T11:42:32+00:00

>Woman brags about her hustle

https://imgur.com/OQLHFiz

MadDogMAGA · 2019-04-02T11:52:29+00:00

This bitch is a bitch!

Ipride362 · 2019-04-02T12:09:18+00:00

why would I want to date a woman who promises to break my heart?

Twindude1 · 2019-04-02T13:32:07+00:00

You must be Atleast 5'10" to ride this ride

Fucking height supremecists

cycloneous · 2019-04-02T14:28:42+00:00

Must be 5'10? Okay, how much do you weigh?

Must like kids? Let me guess, you were pumped and dumped and you want me to hug, kiss, pay for and raise another man's sperm?! Right!

Mouth like a sailor? Let me guess, you were voted the least likely to succeed in life in HS?

Hussle much? What are you a competing pimp or something?!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, this profile raises more questions then answers. Oh yeah, did I mention you better meet her "standards" because you won't be able to ride over used Penis Receptacle Pleasuring Unit (PRPU)?

CryingVenomSnake · 2019-04-02T15:21:56+00:00

calls herself a ride

🤢

single mom

Poor kid

"I'm an asshole, overly sassy, and have a mouth like a sailor"

Read: "I never matured and I think this is an asset"

Aldabruzzo · 2019-04-02T18:47:49+00:00

TRanslation:

I am a total bitch on wheels. I will ruin your life, reduce your confidence to rubble, and sit back and laugh after doing it. Shut up and pay for my shit, goddamn it.

And even though I am the worst cunt imaginable, quite a few hot guys will sign up for a night or three with me. And at the end of my carouseling, one of the bitchbois I laughed at for asking me out, one of the suckers in whose face I tossed my margarita, will gladly wife me up for a chance to sniff my panties. You know it, I know it, we all know it. All I'll have to do is hold my nose and suck your cock a few times, and I will own your ass. And your car, and house, and bank account.

All that's in a few years. For now, it's hot guys only. So, beta bitchbois, run along now back to your basements and your Pornhub, and wait until I'm done letting Tommy Treetrunkcock have his turn.

SirKolbath · 2019-04-02T20:07:29+00:00

I promise I’ll break your heart.

I promise that you won’t.

Blackfysh88 · 2019-04-02T23:24:42+00:00

I should swipe left because you’re not worth it? Thanks for being so honest!

Tailtappin · 2019-04-03T22:50:54+00:00

I don't get chicks like this. I mean I don't understand them.

Why do you go on a dating app and then proceed to produce the kind of profile meant to dissuade all men from wasting their time with you? Common sense dictates you shit test them after you've begun dating them.

DarkNights292 · 2019-04-05T22:20:36+00:00

I can see why she’s a single mother lol

ChiTownBob · 2019-04-13T17:51:30+00:00

Just another NPC Thot.

fuckthatshittoo · 2019-04-02T10:46:26+00:00

I dunno but lately this kind of post just seem like troll rant traps from mods....

Title	Feeling like this is getting repetitive
Author	charles171
Upvotes	265
Comments	82
Date	April 2, 2019 1:02 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b8ca7i/feeling_like_this_is_getting_repetitive/
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