Gotta get back on that carousel!

moorekom · 2020-03-01T08:02:22+00:00

OP, Although we do not allow posts that does not show a woman asking for a relationship explicitly, this is being allowed for two reasons:

It is the weekend.
I suspect that this is not an example of a Cock carousel rider. I suspect that she is on the prowl again to hunt for a beta bucks now that she needs a bailout. The reason she goes back to OLD is that that is what is familiar to her. Addicts always tend to get back to familiar dealers. This thot would rather sit back and let men come to her (as she always has) rather than to do some actual work in finding a man.

I have updated the flair to reflect her dual mating strategy. Thank you for submitting the post to our sub.

clinton-dix-pix · 2020-03-01T04:22:45+00:00

That’s...actually really fucking impressive. Imagine you just gave birth and the first thing you do is load up a dating app. That’s some thot discipline right there.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-01T04:24:42+00:00

Oh for fuck's sake, that hobag couldn't even allow her cavernous gash some time to heal back up first?! She couldn't even clean the afterbirth off her freshly squeezed-out fuck trophy before trying to make another one?

Talk about cock-hungry...

Jr10101010 · 2020-03-01T05:17:25+00:00

The Snapchat filter profile pic answers all my questions

TheREexpert44 · 2020-03-01T05:40:17+00:00

Mr. Bones Says: "The ride never ends!"

FuddPacker1928 · 2020-03-01T07:08:10+00:00

Shit out a baby now she needs a dad for it

Heypunk11 · 2020-03-01T06:12:08+00:00

This has to be satire, there's no way they've fallen that low

peguy2000 · 2020-03-01T08:10:31+00:00

She's had her fun. Now she wants YOU and NO fun

Sid_Insidious · 2020-03-01T06:11:48+00:00

Gush gush. Can I pay for some Chad's whorespawn for the next 25 years?!?

Good Lord. Women are shameless.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-03-01T07:39:37+00:00

Judging from her generous use of Snapchat hoe filter, I'm willing to bet on my testicles these thots will try to combat coronavirus with a dog tongue filter on their mugs

kertun87man · 2020-03-01T06:08:51+00:00

Gotta respect her for continuing the hustle

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-03-01T13:06:08+00:00

Just when you think things could not possibly get more absurd.

taylorroome · 2020-03-01T17:29:07+00:00

I pray that this isn’t real, or was followed up by a “just kidding!”

Because imagine the life that child will have if, only mere hours after birth, their mother is more focused in hook-ups/OLD than bonding with and nourishing their baby.

Shadow87 · 2020-03-01T13:22:07+00:00

I guess this is her way of shit testing guys to see if they like her for her and trying to find a good man. She can't have sex for six weeks AND she looking for a dad for the baby.

oh_no_aliens · 2020-03-01T15:17:41+00:00

Holy shit

mustangfrank · 2020-03-01T18:08:03+00:00

No comment, as he was looking for the escape hatch.

AlarmedSign · 2020-03-01T18:16:46+00:00

Holy shit this is golden

Psychoticface · 2020-03-01T18:19:17+00:00

He should have sent a message asking where the daddy is

JimMorrisons_son · 2020-03-01T18:35:08+00:00

When I look at screenshots like this, I just think about my battle station, House, Dogs and Cars. Best thing my Dad ever taught me was to stay away from women for the most part none of them are worth it.

Zestyclose-Promise · 2020-03-02T14:56:04+00:00

Having a wife work in the neonatal I can tell you this is far from uncommon.

The one that literally blew the hospital staff's mind though was when a newly single mom left AMA and left her newborn in NICU so she could go out and party/ hook up. She did not return for 3 days and was surprised that Children's Services was there to greet her.

TANQspray · 2020-03-01T07:34:27+00:00

Labor pains are much lower when you’re making plans

csnow420 · 2020-03-01T15:22:45+00:00

Anybody else notice her grammar sucks? I believe it should say "not too bad" js 🙄

sthlmtrdr · 2020-03-01T19:09:58+00:00

I'm sure there a fat and smelly neck beard in some basement looking to man up. The same type that give away all their hard earned money to e-thots on Twitch and Snapchat.

AngusBoomPants · 2020-03-01T19:10:31+00:00

Oh no OP she’s not looking to ride, now she’s looking for a nice guy to settle down with and help her raise the child

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2020-03-01T19:50:42+00:00

Amazing

PolesWithGoals · 2020-03-01T21:11:05+00:00

Her filter

Domebeers · 2020-03-02T17:42:26+00:00

Peak Female 2020

Frogsindrag · 2020-03-05T17:19:18+00:00

😧😧

loneliness-inc · 2020-03-01T14:12:21+00:00

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mimiczx · 2020-03-03T01:37:59+00:00

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Title	Gotta get back on that carousel!
Author	mimiczx
Upvotes	1544
Comments	112
Date	March 1, 2020 4:20 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fbosut/gotta_get_back_on_that_carousel/
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