Husband Rules

a0009 · 2018-11-07T10:01:50+00:00

The only man she can get to follow 99% of those rules is a Man-nequin in the mens outfit store. Because it doesn't have female friends, no social media, the other male mannequins friends are single, doesn't smoke or drinking, no Playstation or porn, keeps house clean and will always go out with her. The downside is that the mannequin works 24/7 on display.

ValhallaWillCome · 2018-11-07T08:14:46+00:00

Enjoy your cats honey. You're going to need them.

p3ngwin · 2018-11-07T11:47:53+00:00

Must work at least 50 hours
Must keep house clean at all times

If the 1st is his role, then the 2nd is yours.

Overkillengine · 2018-11-07T08:14:46+00:00

Lol unless she is fellating him to a toe curling finish every .5 seconds...

No way is she going to keep a man she tries this with.

mblazin1532 · 2018-11-07T08:04:01+00:00

What no porn and playstation? Fuck that I'm out!

AllahHatesFags · 2018-11-07T14:00:35+00:00

Okay bitch, two can play at that game. Here's a list of rules for you:

-No Male friends

-No Female friends who are single or divorced

-No Social Media

-Sex, when I want it, how I want it

-Must keep house clean at all times

-Cannot drink at all

-Dinner had better be on the table when I get home from work

-Breakfast had better be on the table when I come downstairs in the morning

-Ironclad prenup, signed in front of multiple witnesses so you can't say you were forced into it

-You get a strict allowance to buy food and household goods

-All children will be paternity tested before I sign any birth certificate

-No smoking

-Cannot get fat

SoulLess-1 · 2018-11-07T12:29:36+00:00

-No Female friends

Not that it's okay, but it seems to be a pretty basic requirement for this madness. Besides, I wonder what her reaction would be if she was asked not to have any male friends.

-No social media

...

she wrote on facebook

-No male friends with partners

Wow, this is stupid and I can't even begin to imagine the twisted reasoning behind this.

-minimum 50 hours of work

Isn't 40 hours already fulltime? I don't know how it's in the us, but where I live 50 hours are certainly overtime

-Must keep house clean at all times

You expect your man (who work 50 hours a week) to clean the house? Or are you just saying he shouldn't leave garbage everywhere. If all the other stuff wasn't here, I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

Westernhagen · 2018-11-07T13:14:02+00:00

A year or two after the wedding, "I left my husband because he was boring."

redpillparis · 2018-11-07T10:17:14+00:00

Cat companies should hunt her down and sell her products over social media. Everyone is a winner.

weebkilla · 2018-11-07T11:07:02+00:00

Imagine the inverse of that list from a man talking about his wife. Think it would be flooded with likes?

KazarakOfKar · 2018-11-07T18:42:59+00:00

Scary part is I worked with a guy like this.

He worked 45+ hours a week; picked up his (3) daughters every day from school, did all the shopping AND cleaned. What did she do? Other dudes. No job, no real hobbies, worked out 5 times a week, shopped (for herself) and did fuck all else besides as it turns out other dudes.

It is amazing what some people will put up with out of a fear of loneliness.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-11-07T09:16:07+00:00

I only have one rule for a wife:

-Must suck muh dick!

loneliness-inc · 2018-11-07T15:14:34+00:00

To summarize her rules for her husband.

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Where do I sign up? It sounds like a great deal! What a catch!

WAH_FML · 2018-11-07T17:10:05+00:00

there is a cuck out here for this bitch.

Lithiago · 2018-11-07T19:21:47+00:00

"How to die alone, a guide".

houseoftolstoy · 2018-11-07T15:51:16+00:00

No Male friends with partners. Must be single males only.

Huge red flag here. She does not want him to see anyone who would demonstrate how bad a partner she is in comparison to her. Can't have any chance of seeing a woman who does not treat her man like crap.

And the 50 hours of work minimum paired with him keeping the house clean makes me wonder what she even does all day. Unless she means make sure that he does not create any major messes since she works hard to keep things clean. But I doubt that.

No Playstation/games machines

Ffs, let the man have his hobbies. It's bad enough that you ball bust him every which way, but he also cannot play video games? Screw that noise.

mr_kuk · 2018-11-07T09:42:35+00:00

I have the same rules for my dog.

RevolverHotTubRevive · 2018-11-07T16:54:00+00:00

Wife rules:
- No

The_Write_Stuff · 2018-11-07T17:46:09+00:00

Any guy who takes that deal is desperate and pathetic.

kevin32 · 2018-11-07T19:44:28+00:00

I'd like to see a source. Has to be trolling. I mean, really?

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-07T11:25:05+00:00

And I expect the beta chump male to have absolutely no rules for her in return. Like a little bitch.

MustacheCel · 2018-11-07T17:44:17+00:00

This would be what women call a toxic/abusive relationship.

Rabb1tH3ad · 2018-11-07T18:51:35+00:00

This is exactly the type of woman to complain how all the men she dates treat her like shit.

Perfect fit for this sub.

BastaHR · 2018-11-07T10:53:40+00:00

Cut his balls while you're at it.

[deleted] · 2018-11-07T14:27:13+00:00

No male friends with partners. Must be single males only. No going out without me

Is this just a low-key way of saying "no friends"? She's completely hostile to male hobbies and the idea of hubby having some alone time so what would he even do with a bachelor friend?

Maui_Boy · 2018-11-07T14:37:17+00:00

Single male friends only is a recipe for disaster.

Ngie1 · 2018-11-07T17:21:32+00:00

i wish there were millions of videos of these cuntsss showing the pre wall and post wall state of their content.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-11-07T19:14:42+00:00

Is she already married? This better be a joke. Unless she's proposing this to her future husband, you know, Mr. invisible.

SirKolbath · 2018-11-07T19:50:28+00:00

Have fun dying alone. Oh, and your cats are going to eat you.

st-johnson · 2018-11-07T20:43:13+00:00

Rule 12 : no balls

Canadeaan · 2018-11-07T13:03:30+00:00

I feel bad for that man, I hope its not too late; and I hope there are no kids that are in the middle of this

abhilash1991 · 2018-11-07T14:21:43+00:00

This has to be a troll? But again, she has worked upon the list after getting the heat for the first one. So this seems to be actually true. I just hope from the bottom of my heart that no one gets sucked into her trap.

ThePlague · 2018-11-07T16:42:04+00:00

I encourage explicit rules made up front like this: any man who signs up even knowing this explicitly absolutely deserves what he gets. When the rules change after the contract is the problem.

ransay3277 · 2018-11-07T18:58:03+00:00

No male friends with partners, Must be single males only.

I guess she wants a few fuck boys while hubby is working 50 hours a week.

Gordon-G · 2018-11-07T19:02:42+00:00

Well this has to be a joke !

action_jim · 2018-11-07T20:24:29+00:00

Whoa

Mad_King · 2018-11-07T20:47:51+00:00

It is like they own you like a pet. Making rules over you. We have the power and the right but somehow these whores have high self esteem because beta orbiters. People will ignore her and maybe she ll learn her lesson.

intothekeep · 2018-11-07T21:01:56+00:00

Made it all the way to number 7 :/

floppybunny26 · 2018-11-07T23:40:20+00:00

Sure this isn't a joke?

Husband Rules

Comments

Hard pass

Title	Husband Rules
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	190
Comments	74
Date	November 7, 2018 7:52 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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