She has old school values

mr_kuk · 2018-12-03T18:46:17+00:00

Ah, yes, the old school values of sailor-like swearing ladies. I remember it clearly when in the past the Queen of England would queef in front of the house of lords and then proclaim: Any of yall bitch ass sniggers got something to say bitches? Shit son, you bunch of dick-less cunts!

And that is how the undying tradition of traditional ladies swearing like sailors was born. It was a high water mark that humanity will never able to reach again.

thequarenteenpill · 2018-12-03T19:12:00+00:00

old school values = i expect you to pay

I'm not like those other feminist is becoming the new i'm not like those other girls. It changes at age 25+

cleatusvandamme · 2018-12-03T18:40:28+00:00

This nice lady has a typo in her profile. I think she meant to put 35 and not 25 as her age.

KoloGupta · 2018-12-03T19:13:25+00:00

Well, this is as clear an explanation as can be of what "old school values" really mean.

Marry high mileage whores.

Be financially responsible for kids that may or may not be yours.

Work hard to make a lot of money, so we (she) can compete with her friends and the neighbors. We (you) will ensure that our (she only) family gets the quality of life she deserves.

Buy a bigger house to fill up with useless shit, and a high end car that'll cost an arm and a leg to maintain. Oh, that car will need to be replaced every three to five years, because new cars are much more reliable than old cars. The neighbors all to the same, so the theory is valid.

Endure nonstop shit testing and nagging. After all, she's a prize, and only gently encourages you because she wants you to be your best.

What's hers is hers, and what's yours is hers. You thought that having two incomes would pay for a better quality of living for our family? Nah! My money is for my needs. My expensive clothes, shoes, purses, hair and nail are of critical importance to us as a family. You will pay all the bills, and will ensure that we go on exotic vacations twice a year AND my annual girls' trip to Vegas to "see the sights". I'm going to quit working immediately after the kids anyway, so the debate about my money being ours is moot.

If you run out of money, I will leave you.

If you lose your job and can't support my lifestyle, I will leave you.

I'm going to leave you regardless, once a hot guy gives me tingles, or once I need to find myself after the kids are in kindergarten; whichever comes first. I'm keeping the kids, house and dog as payment for all the abuse I suddenly realized you put me through. I will move Chad in, and you will be paying for our upkeep, while neither of us will work.

Ain't life grand? Now that the OP's life has gone a little sideways from being a hoe, "traditional values" now matter to her. Oh these values will be for the lucky simp who wins the privilege to be her ATM. She's a Strong Independent Woman™ who can be as unladylike and crass as she wants. Traditional values will not apply to the next Chad for whom she's eagerly awaiting.

Westernhagen · 2018-12-03T19:22:37+00:00

Fat, stupid, uncouth, broke, smokes, single mom... these are "old school values"?

BluepillProfessor · 2018-12-03T19:51:23+00:00

Smokes like a chimney.

Arrogant about behaviors that harm her health.

Swears like a sailor.

Fat.

TLDR: I have no self control and no personal pride but I am arrogant and unpleasant and will make your life a living Hell.

Message me.

0kool74 · 2018-12-03T19:23:49+00:00

Actually she does have old school values......banging cock and pumping out bastard womb filth. That shit didn't just start happening yesterday!

Zefirez · 2018-12-03T20:07:56+00:00

A small detail can change everything. She was young, hot, liked to smoke (badgirl = rabid pussy), also vulgar (means easy access to sex if you're Chad/Tyrone).

Then out comes the baby, suddenly weight goes up, youth loses it's luster, baby daddy clearly isn't hanging around, guess perole was over of something...and now it's down to Tinder and looking for a simp cuck. With no standards for visuals. Or family values in a woman. Or her sexual past. Or smell.

80% chance she'll walk away with wallet of her dreams from there xD

AllahHatesFags · 2018-12-03T20:44:36+00:00

You cannot have "Old-school values" and be a single mother unless you are a widow.

loneliness-inc · 2018-12-03T20:53:29+00:00

Old school values include

Being a virgin until marriage
Marrying young to a good man
The father vets the man for his goodness.
Staying married forever - until death do us part.
Treating your husband as God. His word is your * command. You aspire to fulfill his every desire.
Women yield to and respect men.
You provide sex whenever he wants it.
You cook all the food.
You keep a clean and neat house.
You expect zero help from him anywhere around the house or with taking care of the kids.
You are ladylike.
You are proud of him.
You look up to him.

Do you mean these old school values?

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-12-03T20:07:57+00:00

I have old school values too! This is why I see you as a pariah and a fat smoker single mom is about as insol as you can get at age 25.

But your goal seems to have been to scare me off now rather than later, so... mission accomplished?

boisdevie · 2018-12-03T19:08:53+00:00

'a bit chunky' - oh how they try so hard to fool themselves with weasel words. So now we can add 'chunky' to the list.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2018-12-03T21:11:33+00:00

Ahh yes the timeless old school values of swearing, smoking, and having bastard out of wedlock children.

harharry · 2018-12-03T19:04:28+00:00

There’s nothing ladylike about her. It’s all bitching and bad choices. Assuming a man has family who expect him to find a good woman, how does he explain an unrefined skank and single mom?

He doesn’t. He doesn’t even consider it.

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2018-12-03T23:36:10+00:00

Old school values = I don't want to work.

celticlord88 · 2018-12-03T23:04:35+00:00

It's like she's telling you not to date her lol

MasterChris725 · 2018-12-04T00:10:42+00:00

If she does get dms I’m sure it’s from a lot of folks who probably don’t bother reading bios.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-04T01:15:53+00:00

She wouldn't know traditional if it fucked her bareback (again).

iVah1d · 2018-12-04T03:12:19+00:00

You're not average, you're rock bottom.

Bestoftherest222 · 2018-12-04T03:36:56+00:00

She is 35 not 25. These tinder whores love putting the age they think they look rather than what they are.

KingRobotPrince · 2018-12-04T10:11:56+00:00

A very typical "have my cake and eat it", selective feminist.

Super modern feminist ideals for her - does what she wants, fat, slutty, lazy, no cooking, no house work.

Tradition values for him - has to pay for everything, do everything for her, total old-fashioned "gentleman".

ricstone100 · 2018-12-03T20:35:06+00:00

If she lost the weight, didn't have a kid, stopped smoking, stopped her constant swearing, she'd be a decent choice.

If.

Jesus_Faction · 2018-12-04T01:27:21+00:00

I guess props to her for not hiding the baggage, but if this is what she's willing to admit...what about the baggage she isn't openly airing?

LewisCross · 2018-12-03T22:19:17+00:00

Hey there. I'm kind of cute now, but all that smoking and hard living is going to take a toll on me. I've got no job, but I have a disgusting, very expensive addiction and I need someone to support my 2 pack a day habit. Not only am I a bitch, I'm a fat bitch. and I've got a 2 year old kid I had when I got knocked up at 22. All that swearing and bitchiness drove my babydaddy away. But you can have me for the low, low, low price of just a carton every 5 days, baby!

houseoftolstoy · 2018-12-03T22:45:20+00:00

Old school values

single mother, smokes, swears like a sailor

Welcome to Whose Profile is it Anyways, where the single mothers are looking for a simp who will "man up", and the definition of words don't matter.

bastardstepchild · 2018-12-03T23:23:34+00:00

Old school values = no sex before marriage, very little after.

rationalthought314 · 2018-12-04T00:38:15+00:00

25 is the new 45 for single moms apparently

Reenas54 · 2018-12-04T03:48:04+00:00

She looks like Lisa Ann like a decade ago.

CoMaBlaCK · 2018-12-04T04:35:56+00:00

I’ve been coming here a lot lately and am getting numb to the single mothers but I just feel bad for the kids, he was produced by two dopes and he’s going to have a revolving door of uncles.

BooooHim · 2018-12-04T09:04:16+00:00

Who's stupid enough to smoke in 2018?

solidzombie · 2018-12-04T11:06:19+00:00

Feminism: instead of working on your shortcomings yell about them with pride

TB409 · 2018-12-03T22:49:22+00:00

If she had old school values shed stay with baby daddy and make it work like a good bitch

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-12-03T23:31:45+00:00

Never seen old school cakes include bastard kids.

MomoYaseen · 2018-12-04T00:51:40+00:00

Hahahah!

SirKolbath · 2018-12-04T02:46:33+00:00

Huh. I wasn’t aware that old school values included shitting out a kid prior to wedlock.

RaptorDesign · 2018-12-04T06:04:38+00:00

That 100-yard stare... Dear god

Chrh · 2018-12-04T09:46:26+00:00

To be fair, she at least was honest in her profile...

the_unseen_one · 2018-12-04T13:50:30+00:00

A fat, unemployed, chain smoking single mother who acts like a trashy man. While she certainly doesn't have a single old school value I can parse out, I will give her credit for being thoroughly average by modern standards.

Rabb1tH3ad · 2018-12-04T19:10:27+00:00

Call me old fashioned, but old school values would be not dating if you have a child.

SeawardLips · 2018-12-04T19:11:37+00:00

Nobody who claims to smoke like a chimney should have any body fat at all.

Fat chain smoker, where do I sign up please?

cycloneous · 2018-12-04T20:37:25+00:00

The fake up, er, I meant, make up on her face says it all.

Old school values, eh? So, how did that work out with Chad or Tyrone that made their deposit into your Semen Processing Unit (SPU)? But . . .lets analyze:

A bit chunky = g-d damn fat
smoke like a chimney = future cancer patient
swear like a sailor = lacks decency
mother of a little boy = was pumped and dumped, opened legs to first smooth talker
some old school values = huge hypocrite that virtue signals

A f'ing winner!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, if her blatant honesty doesn't get to you, the second hand smoke from this beautiful chimney will, and if that doesn't do you in, your dried up bank account will!

DrEngineeer · 2018-12-04T20:43:56+00:00

Who smokes tobacco in this day n age? Switch to weed fool!

weebkilla · 2018-12-05T07:39:20+00:00

I'm always astounded at these trifling hoes thought process when posting on a dating app. Who in their right mind thinks character flaws and faults should be listed in the first paragraph some potential suitor would see about you? I realize most of these thots don't have 2 brain cells to rub together and spark an original thought. But she at least recognizes that her foul language, smoking habit, and lack of quality decision making reflected in being a single mom of young child.. are NOT good things. And yet still feels the need to just spout it off like it's A-Okay if she says it out loud to you.

Braydawg9 · 2018-12-09T19:43:17+00:00

So you have a shit ton of unattractive personality flaws basically?

She has old school values

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I [29M] find the way my wife [28F] of three years interacts with her students potentially questionable

Title	She has old school values
Author	sgsblue
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Date	December 3, 2018 6:28 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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