Single mother looking for a slave. Any takers?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-11-29T15:03:46+00:00

So, she wants you to run her house and pay for her gas. What exactly is she offering in return besides a whole lot of nothing?

BerniesHairbrush · 2019-11-29T15:16:08+00:00

She wants a muscular gas attendant.....

Bruchibre · 2019-11-29T15:29:45+00:00

When I see this I think "yeah she's trying to be funny" then I think more and realise it's actually exactly how it would end up...

hobeezus · 2019-11-29T15:38:50+00:00

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BarbarianInvasions · 2019-11-29T15:42:44+00:00

What a lame bio! When I was on Tinder I saw this a couple of times. Women basically stating what they want a man to do for them. Even if its often a poor attempt at being funny, it does reflect whats on their mind...men are there to do things for them.

She literally has nothing to offer. Its somewhat pathetic.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-11-29T16:59:24+00:00

Her: bUt I'm aN iNDePENDEnT WoMAN! No HoOKuPs! KaEDEn ANd AleCiA ARe MY wORld. WE'rE A PaCKAGe DEaL! No HoOKupS!

truthbomb999 · 2019-11-29T15:27:05+00:00

I appreciate the honesty at least...that said, you can open your own pickle jars and lift your own heavy shit thank you.

German992 · 2019-11-29T15:11:54+00:00

The promise of indebtedness.

German992 · 2019-11-29T15:52:07+00:00

One could always respond with, “Oh, you’re a nanny; thank goodness, because I would never date a single mom.”

Then sit back and watch the collapse.

SilverGryphon · 2019-11-29T15:31:32+00:00

She should have asked Chad to open up the jars for her and carry the heavy boxes before he left after blowing a nut inside of her.

thisisnotreal666 · 2019-11-29T15:41:21+00:00

1000 cock stare

bushwicksick · 2019-11-29T17:41:56+00:00

Look at that pudgy face. By the time this slob hits 35, her weight will balloon up another 70lbs or so.

onlypinhead2000 · 2019-11-29T15:28:38+00:00

Hard pass

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-11-29T16:09:11+00:00

Whore. Needs ass kisser. Any takers??

RRFdev · 2019-11-29T16:28:44+00:00

This is what she is looking for in a man.

This is why men pump and dump her, even right from the very beginning.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-29T14:57:49+00:00

Pass. She has a slight mole on her left cheek.

Brickles09 · 2019-11-29T15:30:41+00:00

At least she's not promising anything in return...

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-11-29T16:17:27+00:00

Move over, lads!

This one is mine, all mine!!!!!1111!!111oneoneone

BonelessSkinless · 2019-11-29T16:33:51+00:00

A 3*/10 with two kids. Yeah, passssss

Dls95405 · 2019-11-29T17:43:44+00:00

Jesus Christ, wtf is wrong with American women? This is pathetic.

TrueItUp · 2019-11-29T18:48:43+00:00

I'll never understand how a man lets himself get munsoned by the most physically unattractive women

2019-11-29T19:11:55+00:00

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Ezarra · 2019-11-29T19:38:20+00:00

She is better than many others actually. She took an honest picture with no makeup. She described exactly what she's looking for.

FirmFirefighter · 2019-11-29T19:36:27+00:00

Chance to collect her bi polar meds for her from the pharmacist

gaia2008 · 2019-11-29T20:56:28+00:00

Get in line mother fuckers, she’s mine

Yoda300 · 2019-11-29T21:57:48+00:00

Do they actually think we get off on being utilities?

If only she could see how stupid she looks

Boggob15 · 2019-11-30T00:32:23+00:00

Bumble is full of women with kids. Some even married. Being jacked and tall is the recipe to getting any action from these type of women (if that’s something your interested in lol).

Unusual_Chair · 2019-11-29T17:36:07+00:00

Chad wasn't doing any of that when he knocked her up. So why should any other man?

staygud1 · 2019-11-29T18:39:45+00:00

Hey hit me up

Aptote · 2019-11-29T20:03:28+00:00

at some point, i stopped laughing at these profiles and now can only feel pity for them, their kids and mankind as whole, since this state of affairs was deliberately brought about.

Yoda300 · 2019-11-29T22:10:03+00:00

This is why getting drunk is dangerous. Imagine waking up next to that and she tells you she isn't on the pill.

DM_Of_The_Sea · 2019-11-30T00:15:09+00:00

She thinks she is being cute and funny.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-11-30T23:39:44+00:00

AWALT.

They have been taught to enslave men in our current society.

Sometimes it is an equitable trade, but the odds are terribly skewed against men if we don't submit to the norms of our increasingly sick society.

MikepGrey · 2019-11-29T20:42:40+00:00

heres 2 more kids that in 10 years won't try to follow in moms foot steps

RobertB16 · 2019-11-29T22:36:31+00:00

It's not the first time I've seen somethin like this. Is there people who really fall for this shit? Smh.

fudgicle2018 · 2019-11-30T00:12:20+00:00

well at least she's honest.

Jarin01 · 2019-11-30T16:08:37+00:00

What really gets my goat is that there are plenty of cucks out there that would be happy to fall on that sword. Men need to start respecting themselves more.

geocorb · 2019-11-30T23:55:32+00:00

I know a homeless guy who will do all that shit for food and some booze money. You have to provide transportation though. Want his street corner?

zombigal · 2019-11-29T19:46:45+00:00

Wow, she's so funny 🙄

neautika · 2019-11-30T03:03:59+00:00

Is there a backstory here? Guys I think this one was just trying to be funny. I could be wrong and she could be totally in the other club. But I think this one is just joking for fun. This one is clearly of low status and less likely to have a large % of the archonic traits we despise. I think she just throwing a humor dating hook and its being spun. Lets move a long to the real white trash please.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-11-29T16:08:56+00:00

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Title	Single mother looking for a slave. Any takers?
Author	GhostNation86
Upvotes	608
Comments	157
Date	November 29, 2019 12:17 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/e3e1ix/single_mother_looking_for_a_slave_any_takers/
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