There's always something wrong with EVERY guy she dates. She wonders possibly, just a teeny bit possibly, that there's something wrong with her.

Unusual_Chair · 2019-09-05T15:57:14+00:00

Yeah she is fucked up. But she stayed with that alcoholic for 9 years with no problems. That should tell you something.

originaldutchcow · 2019-09-05T15:58:39+00:00

She wants a good man.

She finds a man that loves her too much.

Pussy dries up faster than water in the desert because she finds it boring.

Proceeds to wonder where all the good men are.

I just dont understa...

swedishchef123 · 2019-09-05T15:55:19+00:00

2000 words to say the only relevant detail in the 1st three words.

"I'm never satisfied"

Omnibrad · 2019-09-05T16:05:47+00:00

"I'm a runner as well, but he's a good 4 minutes per mile faster than me"

Translation: she walks a 9 minute mile while he runs a middle school 5 minute mile.

Thetrvler · 2019-09-05T16:17:40+00:00

Never date a woman over thirty and/or has kids. They are absolutely nothing but damaged goods and it’s just not worth the slightest effort to try to figure out. Ever.

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-09-05T16:42:58+00:00

There's not much to add to this: she made a total hash of her life, then found a guy who checks every box on both the AF (good-looking, athletic, gently challenges her on her BS, desired by highly-desirable women, runs a little low-key dread game, IDGAF-attitude about his appearance or her preferences) and the BB checklist (accepts her kids, makes good money, gets along with his ex-wife, respectful with women, good health habits), and she's still not content to be with him.

After crashing into the wall at Mach 7, she found the elusive Alpha Bucks and she's still turned off. The #1-selling literary genre is porn for women... by a wide margin. The industry term in "Romance" literature, but it's porn, and if they made movies out of them nobody would call it anything else. They're all the same, too: some chick who's nothing special runs into some aloof guy with everything going for him and she wins him over. It's the story women want to hear because that's what they want for themselves. This chick got that in real life...

... and is tossing it away despite the fact that she's already in the bargain bin of the SMP. That's the equivalent of going bankrupt, owing money to loan sharks, owing money to the government, having massive school loans, and having someone hand you the winning ticket to the Powerball Jackpot, then tossing it into the garbage because you wanted to win the Publisher's Clearinghouse jackpot instead.

[Edited to insert link.]

1Badshot · 2019-09-05T16:12:33+00:00

That is from 5 years ago. I guarantee she is fatter and lonlier now...and still has ridiculous standards for men.

Enjoy your cats.

AI7001 · 2019-09-05T16:17:46+00:00

If you smell dog shit everywhere you go, check your shoe.

something123454321 · 2019-09-05T16:24:57+00:00

"he wears clothes he's comfortable in, aren't expensive, and he doesn't care how he appears to others. how dare he!"

Black_Gotenks · 2019-09-05T16:25:31+00:00

This isn't quite as bad as some of the entitled people in the dating over 30 sub. At least at times she recognises that it may be a problem with her. But yeah the majority is just bashing on the men she meets.

I've said it so many times at this point. Women these days, even 3/10s, can easily find a guy and easily find a boyfriend. If you find that all the guys you're dating are "trash", then the more likely scenario is that you're making shit choices in men, or the problem is you.

MisterMedeez · 2019-09-05T16:15:32+00:00

i love reading about the ambivalence women have about 'nice guys'. it gives me hope because i'm a bad tempered cunt to almost everyone, perhaps i'm potentially a casanova

TheLegend1992 · 2019-09-05T16:50:06+00:00

I'm carrying about 15 extra pounds

Triple that

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-09-05T17:14:22+00:00

"I find him good looking, but not extraordinarily so." If men had this same benchmark for relationships, or even one-night-stands, there wouldn't be any babies made at all! Disney ought to give her free stock options for so fully buying into their fantasies.

_iwanttodofunnyshit_ · 2019-09-05T16:00:05+00:00

All I have worth typing for this, besides this preface:

What a fucking idiot.

TGWWHOW · 2019-09-05T16:14:17+00:00

MFW

oh my god, this is too much for me or any man to handle, she is a living example of why you shouldn't date women and why daddy would be disappointed beyond any level possible.

christ man, this is why I am single and why I love every second of it, I don't have to ever deal with this shit ever in my life.

I rather surrogate, don't care about price and my parents are luckily good people so in times where I can't be there I know I can count on them, I just rather pay lots of money on that rather than ever encountering this woman on the street.

FuckKarmaAndFuckYou · 2019-09-05T16:54:17+00:00

(fellas, this type of dude will work for her)

Eyy bish. I'm a former opiate addict. Them painkillers fucked me up for years but I'll get back on them if they make your floppy bootyhole all moist for hairy cock. I think you need some of my fucking biatchhh.

You better not ask me for shit you stupid ho. Fuck yo hobbies cunt. Lose that 15 you fatass. You better ride me till yo ugly ass get skinny. I like nasty porn so you're gonna have to learn some porno moves.

You gotta any hot sisters? Friends? Bring them bishes around. I'ma hit them. I buttfuck yo mom too. I bet she likes it.

I'm gonna put booze in yo booty hole.

FreedomFromIgnorance · 2019-09-05T17:30:57+00:00

Her criticisms of current dude are so bizarrely nitpicks I find it hard to believe she thinks anyone will take them seriously.

Ipride362 · 2019-09-05T17:42:33+00:00

I found the laid back, casual, healthy eating PhD man of my dreams, but he doesn't force me into sex and is generally agreeable.

Meanwhile, Chad is a loser working at Starbucks but he forces me into sex almost to the point of rape and I'm extremely turned on by hime.

LambertHatesGwent · 2019-09-05T16:54:15+00:00

She's a runner. Surely she meant midnight stealth visits to fridge and then run back to the room.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-05T17:39:22+00:00

Once again, no matter how great the guy is, these nagging harpy-shrews always find SOMETHING wrong.

Chad1Stevens · 2019-09-05T17:56:15+00:00

NO ONE CARES HOW YOU DRESS IF YOU'RE FAT

I'll say it again

NO ONE CARES HOW YOU DRESS IF YOU'RE FAT

All her problems stem from her weight. She second guesses everything he does because she's fat. When she tries to understand why she's fat' 'I think it's a hormonal thing". No piggy, it's a you eat too much and don't like to exercise thing. You have no self control and you don't respect yourself. Why should a guy act any differently around you?

If you are fat nothing else matters to a man- you can be a billionaire, a published well read author, stylish with a house full of expensive clothes, have a great job but you are still fat and men will be ashamed to be with you.

houseoftolstoy · 2019-09-05T17:37:42+00:00

I'm not intensely attracted to him - I find him good-looking, but not extraordinarily so.

Another case of inflated standards. Why does everything need to be "intense" for these women? Too much feelings and not enough thinking. This is what is misguiding so many women when it comes to dating, their desire for the Hollywood/fairytale style romance has left them high and dry when a perfectly fine guy is not good enough for them. Having some grounding in reality would fix this problem, rather than using fantasy driven feelings as their guideposts.

Too lazy to copy point 3 talking about running, but that is a bad excuse. He probably just wants to spend time doing an activity that you both (supposedly) like. He is not going to expect you to keep up with him in running at his place unless he is a complete idiot regarding the fact that men are faster runners than women. And even if he is somehow oblivious to that fact, he would probably be able to take the hint that he would just need to slow down while running with you. It is not that hard. It just screams that she is insecure, which can also be seen with point number 4.

Yes, he seems like a good man, and you should be more appreciative of him rather than allow your ego and insecurities to make you think that there is something wrong with him. He sounds too good for you, given the nitpicking complaints.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-09-05T18:49:16+00:00

“Do I need therapy?” No honey, you’re 40, fat and have crotch goblins in tow. Therapy isn’t going to help. You better settle for something with a cock and quick or it’s cats and dildoes for you.

PhoenixAZisHot · 2019-09-05T18:13:21+00:00

Her pic makes it look like she’s overweight so her awesome athletic running skills are full of shit

leredditbugman · 2019-09-05T19:02:42+00:00

You’ll find two unicorns before you find one self reflective woman that takes self responsibility, it’s just in their dna.

theDukesofSwagger · 2019-09-05T19:46:07+00:00

”I was married to an alcoholic for 9 years”

Yeah....we’re done here.

SilverGryphon · 2019-09-05T17:29:34+00:00

Yes dear you need therapy

SuperGoxxer · 2019-09-05T19:52:50+00:00

Gads. She's turning 40 (or older, given how women lie) and doesn't like "nice" guys. No shit, you can't negotiate attraction.

The part with the ex-japanese girlfriend is interesting, because what she really is afraid of is this slender girl is going to come back into his life.

She can't make herself workout at the same pace or schedule, so you already know she doesn't give a shit -- a girl that is into you will do whatever you want, whenever.

So she's going on the internet to play victim and get her ego stroked about how its okey-dokey to be a post-wall bitch that won't do anything to improve herself.

Great! And her profile/avatar pic looks like she's desperately faking that smile to be better liked - I'm not buying it.

masterofthebarkarts · 2019-09-05T20:03:01+00:00

Man....this is enraging. Some people will literally never be satisfied. Her problem, well one of them, is that she is looking for "excitement". Her alcoholic ex was "exciting". Her toxic relationships? "Exciting"! Her criteria are shit. She puts sexual excitement, attractiveness, and being well-dressed above loyalty, kindness, health, etc etc etc. That's understandable if you're 19 and a moron, but jesus, at 40, you should've learned. You should know better by now. But...nope.

SylvestorTalone · 2019-09-05T20:58:45+00:00

40 year old single mother lands Alpha Bux and still isn't happy.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-09-05T21:35:33+00:00

Tingles. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. This is how women behave without tingles. Angst. Uncertain. Questioning themselves and you and everything (aka shit tests).

Buchwild · 2019-09-05T19:17:09+00:00

She's STARTING to think the problem is her and not them. Well maybe when she hits 55 she'll sort out all of her issues and be able to have a very successful and healthy relationship

Docbear64 · 2019-09-05T20:30:18+00:00

Instead of her asking him what he'd like to do and encouraging him to take the lead or taking the guy out and helping him adjust his wardrobe ( both very superficial things mind you) she's ranting about how flawed this nice athletic guy is .... what a waste of time being with someone like this is.

SaucyNuggetsNSkyrim · 2019-09-05T20:40:58+00:00

Shes looking for attention. Ignore her. Thats the best way to treat it.

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-09-05T21:13:09+00:00

he probably had a beer twice a week after dinner and in woman language is an alcoholic

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-09-05T21:43:35+00:00

There is a reason why every woman you mean has a jerk ex.

meerita · 2019-09-05T22:13:10+00:00

She's on a hypergamy loop.

PhoenixRising-MGTOW · 2019-09-05T22:44:39+00:00

How can she have standards at all when she’s divorced with kids?? Her profile pic was average at best too.?

I don’t have unrealistic standards in women but her age, divorce status, ex husband selection, single mom status, and her high dick count are all non-negotiable dealbreakers.

Where’s Chad again??

jacketguy · 2019-09-05T23:15:01+00:00

i know a woman who literally divorced her husband and he was broken down crying when they had to meet with the lawyers.. then literally a few months later she had the nerve to say “i just want a man who loves me”

i kid u not- this really happened.. and she only divorced him because was a normal guy.. regular job, not overly educated, not ugly but not a male model.. he loved her so much and she ripped his heart out of his anus and one day i saw her at a coffee shop with an adam levign lookalike

smokeythecat420 · 2019-09-05T17:54:27+00:00

Amazing how many women aren't even conscious of their own arousal mechanisms.

seahawkguy · 2019-09-05T18:11:33+00:00

The female Seinfeld.

BobbingForBunions · 2019-09-05T18:15:57+00:00

"Or do I totally need therapy?"

Some questions answer themselves.

leredditbugman · 2019-09-05T19:08:24+00:00

I think people as a whole have a different outlook on dating as they age, I remember when I was a kid I would be stuck with all these sloppy messes and excuse their faults either downplaying them or coming to terms with the fact that those qualities were how they got into my league, now I’m out of the dating scene for some time but if I were to go back in I’d be waiting a lifetime for a girl to match all the qualities I’m looking for.

UltimaterializerX · 2019-09-05T20:34:46+00:00

At least she’s willing to admit she needs therapy. Staying with an alcoholic for that long can really mess people up.

macktheknive · 2019-09-06T00:08:03+00:00

I know such a girl. She's 40 now with about 2 light years' length of cock through her already. Dated her about 10 years ago and for what ever reason, we're still loosely in touch.

Matches with about 200 guys on Tinder a day. ALWAYS something wrong with everyone. In 25+ years of dating and can't even begin to imagine how many men - always something wrong. She admits she's too picky but don't want to settle and 'be unhappy'.

Tried explaining that with all the cock buffet constantly available, she'll never be happy 'settling'. Always someone new and exciting available to her. Last we spoke she said that she's 'given it 5 years' and then having a child on her own at 45-46 ...

TheSecondComing97 · 2019-09-06T00:19:25+00:00

Well I’ll give her one point. At least she seems somewhat aware it might be her.

SimpyMcSimpface · 2019-09-06T02:10:09+00:00

I'm a runner as well, but he's a good 4 minutes per mile faster than me

Assuming the guy is not an Olympic athlete, he is not running a mile in less than 5 minutes. Which means she has a minimum of 9 minutes to go a mile. Which means she is walking. Which means she is not "a runner as well".

Global_MGTOW · 2019-09-05T17:31:33+00:00

Everytime you point a finger at someone, there will always be three fingers pointing back at you. Fatty should just settle for a cat.

solamarvii · 2019-09-05T17:42:28+00:00

This level of self awareness (tiny though it may be) is a lot more than most other woman have. So Bravo for that.

kriskros18 · 2019-09-05T23:41:35+00:00

Come on chads, this one’s a keeper. Step up!

jayjaytheejetplane · 2019-09-06T00:07:44+00:00

Where do you find these?

harryagamez · 2019-09-06T02:35:09+00:00

Vaginas are stupid and very primal. That's all "the mystery" behind women.

rationalthought314 · 2019-09-06T04:04:37+00:00

He's definitely too good for her. She's a psychological mess which screams off-n-on again moody moods that he's going to have to spend time and effort to entertain her. And likely she will put 10% into the relationship. He should get back with that Japanese ex-girlfriend as Asian women tend to age better and have healthier diets than a lot of north american women do. At least keep her as a FWB but this girl needs to be cut loose before she drains his resources and his energy.

RedPilledLife · 2019-09-06T11:51:17+00:00

Bitch loves the bad dude...

z31fanatic · 2019-09-08T14:54:45+00:00

What more proof than this do you want to see that women don't know what they want?

CarlSpacler · 2019-09-13T13:22:52+00:00

The Strumpets create their own Hell and irs beautiful

Title	There's always something wrong with EVERY guy she dates. She wonders possibly, just a teeny bit possibly, that there's something wrong with her.
Author	HiredNote
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Date	September 5, 2019 3:17 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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