This bio is a train wreck

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-03-25T15:38:56+00:00

The woman is a train wreck, the bio is a train wreck, and the post title is also a train wreck.

Heightist single mother of 3 is seeking out a tall man willing to put up with all her shit and be happy with being 405th in line behind her kids and inst-ho habits. KEY WORDS: Don't even try!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-03-25T15:07:20+00:00

Height = non-negotiable.

Weight = I deserve a pass because "working on it" whatever the fuck that means.

jjohn11 · 2021-03-25T15:20:37+00:00

3 kids at 24 years of age. GODAMNNN

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-25T15:33:20+00:00

Who TF cares if "they all have the same dad?" Is that supposed to make this train wreck more enticing or something?? This chick has THREE kids and she's in her mid-20s!

THEY may not be going anywhere but I'm not going anywhere NEAR this one!

IoSonCalaf · 2021-03-25T16:28:55+00:00

I’m betting “Medical” means she’s a receptionist at a doctors office.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-03-25T15:55:38+00:00

“Skinny isn’t your type” ? Have I misread or does that actually read as she is skinny ? Presumably not what she means

Unless I am overtired

AlinYBN1 · 2021-03-25T16:14:41+00:00

She must think she's such a prize. You have to earn her. Typical deluded single mom.

Fern-ando · 2021-03-25T19:32:50+00:00

24 and 3 kids...

Cristoff13 · 2021-03-25T20:03:46+00:00

She made that second line as confusing as possible. She's hoping that some Chad will see the word "skinny" and swipe right before he realizes she's actually admitting she's fat.

DrDog09 · 2021-03-25T16:08:38+00:00

Astrology. Something tells me she is a Virgo. I also note the 'coffee, brunch' in the offer. Something tells me she has caught on that is the best she is going to get. Finally, with 3 rug muffins how the hell does she afford tats?

No_Exercise_8670 · 2021-03-25T22:23:21+00:00

THEY HAVE THE SAME DAD!!!!!! I mean what a relief, now that I know it she seems like a decent match for me. Well, not really.

How did we came to a situation where that even matters?? Men with options should avoid her anyway.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2021-03-26T01:22:59+00:00

For the commentators saiyng this woman is fat... I'd encourage them to re-read it. It appears that she is actually saying she's skinny and is working on it?

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-03-26T01:58:19+00:00

She's hunting for instagram orbiters too.

ronoda12 · 2021-03-26T03:15:40+00:00

Trash

Nezborn02 · 2021-03-26T23:44:16+00:00

"if you actually want a reply" I think i'll pass

helpfulerection59 · 2021-03-27T06:11:05+00:00

Choosing beggers

bajanbiker47 · 2021-03-27T23:25:57+00:00

Talking big like she a prize

currentresident1138 · 2021-03-28T17:48:44+00:00

Not needing to try.

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Title	This bio is a train wreck
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	172
Comments	48
Date	March 25, 2021 2:57 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/md05bi/this_bio_is_a_train_wreck/
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