Asking for nudes

pikadildo · 2016-08-24T19:47:16+00:00

This is pretty sad dude.

Learn to not take everything seriously and have some fun.

Text is actually a pretty good medium IMHO.

You can take time to ponder and plan.

Think: agree and amplify.

The basic story arc goes this way:

You requested a sexy.
She sent you a picture.
You respond to her "sexy" (agree)
You escalate making fun of her prudishness (amplify).
Keep going ...

Couple brainstormed ideas I might try depending on my mood:

Sexy foot photoshoot: Like maybe request she her stand on her tippy toes so you can see the arch of her foot and heel. Make her try shoes on off. Stockings no stockings etc. See if she'll write something silly and cheesy for you on her sole.
Strip game: Ask for a picture of her ankle. Then her calf. Then her knee. Then her thighs. See how high you can get. Don't forget the other leg.
Feet sexting: Maybe your foot acts all butthurt (you're confident enough to make fun of yourself). Foot drinks a beer. Watches porn. Has an date with one of her shoes. Crossdresses in her heels. Wears her pantyhose. You get the picture.
Foot dread: Send a picture of your sock hanging off the end of your foot. Ask if she wants to see more. When she ignores you document your foot being all butthurt by having an affair. Maybe your foot gets dressed up and goes out. Send pictures of your foot next to other female feet at a restaurant. It could be a fun way to get people to play along. "Excuse me ma'am, I'm sexting my wife by pretending my foot is out having an affair. Can I borrow your foot?"

Now, some of you so-called "red pill" sad sacks will argue that this entire thing represents some sort of epic butthurt and she doesn't deserve attention because she was a bad dog.

That's just because you're all butthurt losers with no sense of humor.

Countpudyoola · 2016-08-24T17:51:48+00:00

She has only sent me a picture of her foot.

Currently.... that's all you rate to her.

Look at it this way: She now is probably pretty cognizant of the fact that you would like a nude.

So once you've turned yourself into a better version of yourself... fitness, career, passing shit-tests , garnering hobbies, interests and upping you social circle. The moment you get an unsolicited nude you'll know you've hit a milestone.

In the meantime don't ask for another fucking thing from her.

Boesman12 · 2016-08-24T19:03:02+00:00

Your wife treats you like a child. Aw look mommy he has special request.... lets toy with him a bit.

I remember your previous post. Poster boy for "cannot check my ego at the door".

Shut up to your wife ragarding anything sexual. Any fucking thing. You have a long ways to go still before aking for nudes. In the meantime read blue pill proffesor's 12 stages of dread and the dissection thereoff by jack10ofhearts.

Read it, internalize it. Read it again. Don't read half of it and then let your fucking ego tell you you got this and jump to the end.

You like to think you are a smart guy. Be one and take the advice from these guys. Don't and I repeat don't think you know better and jump the quee. This is more tha high school level.

SteelToeShitKicker · 2016-08-24T20:25:55+00:00

"Feet, kinky! Game on! I'll be prepared for later."

LOL. Your woman has a hillarious sense of humor and you won't banter back? You are taking yourself too seriously.

onmyownpath · 2016-08-24T19:52:11+00:00

Some women just will NOT take a picture. You might just have to let this one go.

I don't blame them. If they are even mildly attractive and something happens, they will be syndicated to hundreds of websites. Someone she knows WILL see it and it could embarrass the fuck out of her.

If I were an attractive woman, I would have an absolute no sexy pics of any kind policy.

Do you think incidents like the fappening had no impact? 90% of women who see that think "Fuck - I hope none of my ex-boyfriends still have pics."

2ndal · 2016-08-24T17:36:34+00:00

No, but this question is very beta.

Don't be afraid to express your sexuality. She's your wife, you want to fuck her. Let her know that consistently. Just do not get butthurt when she says no.

Scurvemuch · 2016-08-24T18:15:58+00:00

you don't want to fuck her... ( your last post) but you want nudes?

what?

are you a troll?

TheFamilyAlpha · 2016-08-25T12:12:14+00:00

Like /u/pikadildo (can't say that username in my head without laughing) said, have fun man.

Your girl isn't a fucking slut looking to get her body out for the world, so be it. You want her to be YOUR slut? Make it happen.

Create Your Slut

10 Ways to keep your wife on her Toes

Those posts will say more than I'm going to type here.

You need to work some of that boyish charm. Directly telling your wife to send nudes lacks strategy, are you 5?

Have you ever tried to start with getting her to send you a picture of her beautiful smile? telling her you want her beautiful face on your phone and that you would keep it personal?

That's where I'd begin, along with killing your ego and thinking that you deserve her to just submit fully to you.

99% of women are easy to flirt with and get them to flirt back I doubt your's is the 1%, I think it's you who just sucks at it.

Read the posts, some introspection will do wonders for you.

Title	Asking for nudes
Author	BaronVonNrx
Upvotes	2
Comments	41
Date	August 24, 2016 5:31 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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