Who Likes Pranks?

johneyapocalypse · 2018-10-09T23:31:42+00:00

I pushed my wife down the escalator.

Funny.

parkerfiveone · 2018-10-09T23:41:22+00:00

Got some goodies, think I'm going to pretend to cut my finger off tonight.

thegreatestape · 2018-10-10T00:57:35+00:00

Put a rubber band/electrical tape on the kitchen sink sprayer so when she turns on the sink she gets sprayed. When you're in the car and she's walking to it, ask her to check to see if there's fluid leaking under the engine, and honk the horn when she gets down low. Toy snakes and fishing line inside the house. We have a big purple suction-cup dildo my little sister gave to us as a joke, and I'll put it places like the hood of her car, above her side of the bed on the headboard, etc. Airhorns: you can blast them at random times, or secure one under the desk chair so it sounds off when she sits down. Hiding behind corners and grabbing her as she walks through the door. I got her good once by putting cream cheese in her deodorant.

UEMcGill · 2018-10-10T13:05:28+00:00

I stuck it in her ass while fucking her from behind.

"Uh wrong hole!"

"Not from where I am!"

Then there's the bucking bronco, fuck her from behind and tell her "This is how I fuck your sister"

If you can stay on for 8 seconds, you win.

angels_fan · 2018-10-09T22:20:11+00:00

I do a graveyard every year in my front lawn for Halloween and this year I bought a creepy clown.

I put it in the shower so that when she opened the shower curtains he would activate and do his creepy saying and scare the shit out of her.

youscum · 2018-10-10T10:52:17+00:00

I imagine you are Michael Scott doing dumb shit around the house in a desperate attempt for attention. Your wife is Jim who awkwardly looks at the camera to signal her awareness of how dumb her husband is.

simbarlion · 2018-10-09T22:56:59+00:00

Send a series of secret admirer cards to the house. Enjoy the show of awkward curiosity etc. One a week for say 6 weeks.

Depending on your frame, the nice thing here is that once she finds out, all you have done is a nice 'bluepill' treat.

runnowxxx · 2018-10-10T06:28:57+00:00

wtf is this? u guys are so mean!

Sepean · 2018-10-10T04:50:31+00:00

Suck a bit of lotion into the tip of her tooth paste.

Title	Who Likes Pranks?
Author	parkerfiveone
Upvotes	6
Comments	15
Date	October 9, 2018 10:15 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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