"How long have you been single?"

abdada · 2017-02-13T20:51:56+00:00

"probably as long as you have"

Scurvemuch · 2017-02-13T20:57:43+00:00

You shit tested her. She returned the favor.

Answer her straight or play with it.

"I'm just here for market research- give me your number for an in depth interview"

binrobinro · 2017-02-13T20:56:11+00:00

"About 5 years ago, I took a Red Pill..."

RedditAdminsSuck_88 · 2017-02-13T20:58:17+00:00

It's a shit test, but how did she know you were single in the first place? That's something you never ever admit to a woman or let her know.

nummas · 2017-02-13T22:54:08+00:00

"Ask your mother"

radioactivities9 · 2017-02-13T22:00:15+00:00

She wants to know if you're on the rebound or not. The rebound minimum is less than a year.

TehJimmyy · 2017-02-13T22:09:49+00:00

none of her bussiness . ignore and deflect

Docbear64 · 2017-02-13T22:27:10+00:00

10 minutes

Kalidane · 2017-02-13T23:01:18+00:00

"Ever since that time I had waffles with my girl. I really wish her BFF hadn't shown up with a surprise brunch, sad emoji". That plot is too complex for some girls.

"Since two episodes of <tv show> and a nap ago. How about you do you like naps?" Bitches be lazy, she loves naps.

"Since I told my girl I don't want to eat vegans anymore. You eat burritos and chicken wings right?" Bitches love food.

Basically don't answer the question and don't take it seriously.

sam_the_terrorist · 2017-02-14T00:26:45+00:00

like 2 minutes

NullCorp · 2017-02-14T04:10:22+00:00

"Since I started focusing on my career more I haven't had the time for anything serious". God dammit if every woman doesn't believe she deserves to be the center of your universe. I don't know, this might be a MGTOW response.

RPShitlord · 2017-02-14T10:37:54+00:00

You don't ask women what they're on Tinder for.

They're on Tinder to fuck.

youcantdenythat · 2017-02-14T02:34:30+00:00

about tree fifty

justputyourmouthonit · 2017-02-14T11:11:31+00:00

I always like to say I'm a virgin if something like this comes up. You get a real sense of what the girl thinks of you. If she laughs and/or is silly about it, you know you're in. If she thinks you're serious, you have problems.

potentialgain · 2017-02-20T07:50:00+00:00

UPDATE: So she bailed as soon as I offered a date at mine, everything was balls deep until then.

Title	"How long have you been single?"
Author	potentialgain
Upvotes	8
Comments	31
Date	February 13, 2017 8:50 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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