I've been looking for some disqualifiers for a while now. I found these so far on the internet. They're all pretty standard. Anyone have some different ones they like?

Disqualifiers

  1. You know what, I'm too drunk.

  2. I'm way too toxic for you. I'd just be a bad influence.

  3. Too bad I'm gay, or you'd so be my type.

  4. You know, it's too bad you're not my type, because you are very pretty.

  5. I can't date you

  6. It would never work out between us

  7. I can already tell, you and I are NOT going to get along

  8. You're fired

  9. You're too much of a nice girl for me

  10. You're a dancer? OMG I can't even talk to you

  11. I'm totally not boyfriend material. Hey, that guy over there looks PERFECT for you

  12. We're so broken up. I want my CD's back

  13. We're so broken up. You can keep the kids, but I'm taking the house and the car

  14. Your first impression sucked

  15. I’m not interested in you

  16. I already have a girlfriend

  17. You're not my type

  18. I’m in a relationship

  19. We should just be friends

  20. We wouldn’t get along

  21. Something about us is just not meant to be