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[–][deleted] 79 points80 points81 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lmao you got roasted
It’s fine. I’ve said much crueler things when I was drunk. Let it go, she probably didn’t mean anything by it.
Next time you can retort with something like: “At least I don’t sit there just looking pretty” or something of that sort
[–]yonas_ch 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
who said all she does is sit there and look pretty? maybe, just maybe...the guy is actually cute but doesn't have any charm and blurts out cringey shit all the time.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m trying to figure out what he can say from his perspective lol
[–]Sakred 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or, "that's funny, because you're a lot cuter when you do open your mouth," and then mimic a bj with your mouth.
[–]mjornir 42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I feel like she’s flirting with you based on the arm lean, she’s trying to knock you down a peg tho. Sounds like a shit test for lack of a better term. You play it off, don’t bring it up, and continue to do your thing. Tease her back and see how she responds if you wanna try to escalate.
[–]Lohvrti 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly it just sounds like playful flirting. If you can't take the heat, get out of the pan.
Sounds like OP doesn't know how to deal with it lol
[–]joethejedi67 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
absolutely was a shit test, the time to respond is long gone so pretend like it never happened.
[–]jjfishsta 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it’s a shit test he dodged a bullet
[–]allyb12 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mate..... we're on a giant rock hurtleing through the universe at 1000mph, rotating round a massive self maintaining ball off fire............. Don't over think it
[–]goofmeisterr 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the perspective check, time to sleep lol
[–]SpookyKG 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'maybe give me somewhere to put my mouth.'
[–]Oh4Sh0 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People speak their minds with the help of alcohol. Might mean she’s into you, but finds some of the things you say a bit annoying and cringey.
[–]YGK321 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She likes you bro
[–]jmugs668 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have heard women say this before. Usually what it means is that a guy looks like guys they’ve been attracted to in the past, but after interacting with them, they realize the guys personality doesnt match his appearance.
Take it as a complement. It means you already look like a guy girls should be attracted to, its just you need to develop your personality and gain more attractive traits.
[–]Ok-Eggplant-4306 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is flirting with you
[–]Endlessly_ 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean…sounds like flirting/light roasting to me. Dish it back and see how she responds. Don’t let this shit get to you man.
[–]MO_drps_knwldg 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was a light roast, next time give her some shit back in a playful way and flirt
[–]DonaldyPutin 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No go amigo
[–]Iloveindianajones -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I doubt she is worth your time
[–]nojremark 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone says this. This is why no one is in relationships... 😂
[–]Kronuk 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah man learn to roast and if a girl insulting you hurts your feelings you need to take her less serious and grow a backbone. I’d just laugh and come right back at her with a roast and before you know it you’re flirting and she can tell you’re not a pussy.
[–]iceicebabyvanilla 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Legit, this girl is a green light and a green flag for me. Some of y’all are so nervous to strike out that you miss every fastball over the center of the plate.
[–]neverbeenbetter4me 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely! She's not cracking the door she kicked it wide open for you. She even gave you a second opportunity the next day by coming to you, actually physically touching you
Bro, you got to close without hesitation
[–]iceicebabyvanilla -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, she teed it up so you could dish it right back. This is how I talk to women, but I also love women like this.
You coulda said something like “and you’re not cute until something is in yours.”
[+]nanbamfam -7 points-6 points-5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
talk to her, tell her about it and see what she says. if she’s still talking that means she’s not put off by you and wants to continue speaking. besides, who knows, she might be onto something and can help you out - i know quite a few boys who are cute until they open their mouth eeeh. good luck :)
[–]cashincheeeqs 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely don’t talk to her about it lol. It’s something little and not harmful, if you talk to her about it you’re gonna make yourself look like a soft little boy. Unless you’re fine having that image of course, then by all means, ask her what she meant by it.😂 probably just means you’re still young and say some stupid shit sometimes, it’s all good we’ve all been at this phase, there’s a difference between actually being funny and just being laughed at
[–]ostentagious 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t even worry
[–]absntmndedprofsr 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mannn if u dont roast her back lmaoo. also dont be scared to have the “tough convos” if its on ur mind then speak on it
[–]viru69 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've been there, she even treated me like her kid. I left her and she didn't text me, so you know what is her answer
[–]Rastloswander 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fuck you want to hang out with someone who patronises you for? Personally I'd avoid that.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro you're overthinking
That's what girls do, they tease you when they like you and that's what most guys do. What you just did. Take everything serious
Just be playful and go out on a date
And fuck the whole "aw she's my friend and I don't want to risk it" do you want to fuck her or be a cuck kinda guy (or whatever they're called) and cry when she's fucked by others? Just being real over here
Ask her on a date, if she says yes good. If she says no, it is what it is. Nothing bad's gonna happen to you.
Let us know what she said and stop overthinking dumbass
Thank me later
[–]robertfordphd 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Oh yeah, why don’t you shut me up then? 😘”
[–]sendluv 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What you should do is act ignorant and assume you guys are still good friends and act as if there is no reason you guys shouldn’t be on good terms. If she doesn’t say the contrary, then you’re good and you should go from there. It’s true sometimes people don’t always mean what they say after a they have a few drinks which is why I says you should assume you are friends still.
Don’t bring up what she said, is my advice. Just talk about how fun it was and go from there. Best of luck my brother
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